Best Trash Talk


Absolute Malice

 

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lol super deveron. My friend said he got to talking to him one time, and it turned out he knew absolutely nothing about the game. Like he literally sounded like someone that's never played any single thing besides that one tank. It was kinda funny for how cocky he was on the tank.


 

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I have to be honest, Lightining Hawkz is pretty much the king of trash talk atm. He is in a whole different world than anyone else. Hell he even creates his own weight class in game so he can be the best of it.


Duel me.
I will work on my sig pic more when I have time.

 

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Originally Posted by ConFlict View Post
I have to be honest, Lightining Hawkz is pretty much the king of trash talk atm. He is in a whole different world than anyone else. Hell he even creates his own weight class in game so he can be the best of it.
i second this.


 

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Meh, i know this tard since i11 from Protector, he was talking bs and was bad and still does it. I wish i saved chat logs from times when that kid was spamming me love poems for some reason even if i told him to eff off.
BB, wanna take part on ultimative griefing on dat dude *hint hint*?


 

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Originally Posted by Xanatos View Post
Probably old news, but without a doubt the best trashtalk I've EVER seen. It's in the comment section:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaIcv...eature=related
Aww man, some of those comments had me laughing my **** off. The comment about bill cosby killing a man with 2 fingers because of pudding pops had me on the floor. I even had some stuff posted way at the bottom. Good read.


 

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[Arena] Brynn Status: We did akb on graveyard map and I think I saw forsts mom :>


 

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Originally Posted by black_barrier View Post
[Arena] Brynn Status: We did akb on graveyard map and I think I saw forsts mom :>
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.


 

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I put it in bold:

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Originally Posted by Recluse's Victory, Virtue Server
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: get over ehre Spine i wanna duel
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: i wanna duel Spine
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: I win
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: Bull **** over stalkers here kicking my ***
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: We pnwed you
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: you wanna duel Spine
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: 1on1
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: You'll Lose
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: Stalkers are only tough becasue they run in packs
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: plz dont hurt mEH!!!
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: lmfao
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: you really PISSING ME OFF
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: 1on1 Spine!
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: me and U
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: Now!
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: unless yor scared
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: PLZ DONT HURT ME MR BAD MAN
[Broadcast] Melix: if you got killed by me... ur no match for spinal >.>
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: I WIN
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: lmao
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: **** YOU!
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: You have defeated Wolf-son2
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: bad
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: I said a 1on1 DUEL
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: pz
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: Pz Badman
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: lmao
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: Your Lucky i cant bring my Troller over here from Freedom
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: You have defeated Wolf-son2
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: pz bad
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: My Troller is a Fire/Therm wich can whip your ***
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: You have defeated Wolf-son2
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: PZ!
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: GTFO my zone
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: Got ya
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: >.>
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: Damn Shaerk
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: Rave Review has defeated Wolf-son2
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: Shark*&
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: pz
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: FU
[Broadcast] Rave Review: You have defeated Wolf-son2, weird.. did i break it????
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: I may be 12 years old but im really PISSED OFF
[Broadcast] HeavenlyBlade: lol
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: epic lulz
[Broadcast] Melix: whoa
[Broadcast] Melix: hes 12?
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: tya
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: lmao
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: ya*
[Broadcast] Melix: smh
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: Got a problem
[Broadcast] P3ANU7: Dude you never tell people your age unless you are over 18
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: this is a kids game you kno :P
[Broadcast] Melix: telling people's age lol
[Broadcast] Melix: its teen game >.>
[Broadcast] GAM3OVER: so what your saying is "YOUR MAD AS HELL AND NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!"
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: YA
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: lmfao
He then ragequit. Cooled off for a bit. Came back on and started bragging about a LOTG Def/End drop he got.

...and then promptly rage quit the server.

He SWITCHED SERVERS because a stalker repeatedly ganked him.

His parting words?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Recluse's Victory, Virtue Server
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: Im Done.....You Wont See me On This Server Again
[Broadcast] Italian Gladiator: heh
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: You have defeated Wolf-son2
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: GG
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: you know what Spine your the reason im not coming back to this server
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: ty
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: So go to HEEL
[Broadcast] Wolf-son2: Hell*
[Broadcast] Melix: Hell*
[Broadcast] Melix: >.>
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: lmfao heel
[Broadcast] Melix: XD
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: LMFAOOOOO
[Broadcast] Spinal Mayhem: --Dead


 

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Xanatos u guiyz are such bullies...pickin on 12 yr olds an such...u shoulda just went into rest b4 he hits u so he gets his sence of pride from 2 shotting u...than u can kill him 10 more times before goin back into rest


 

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Originally Posted by The Second Coming View Post
Xanatos u guiyz are such bullies...pickin on 12 yr olds an such...u shoulda just went into rest b4 he hits u so he gets his sence of pride from 2 shotting u...than u can kill him 10 more times before goin back into rest
Would that I could noble hero... .But my musings are never recorded within the hallowed pages of the fable "Book of Broadcast."

For I am always roleplaying a watcher. Cursed only to watch, and never interfere.


 

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I had dream once that you could play the Watcher in Marvel Ultimate Alliance and had a series of overpowered massive heatbutt attacks. Then I played the real game and it sucked, especially compared to that.


Infinity and Victory mostly
dUmb, etc.
lolz PvP anymore, Market PvP for fun and profit

 

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[Broadcast]Uatu: WTF I WAS WATCHING A DUEL!
[Broadcast]Rulk: You have defeated Uatu
[Broadcast]Rulk: Nub
[Broadcast]Uatu: STFU I HAVE THE 9999998 MONTH VET BADGE
[Tell]Thor: Hulk Clones are OP. Don't let him mess with you.
[Tell]-->Thor: Yeah I know. We should team up. I'll buff you.
[Tell]Thor: Yeah good idewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaasssss
[Broadcast]Rulk: You have defeated Thor
[Broadcast]Rulk: Nub
[Broadcast]Rulk: Nice skirt nub
[Broadcast]Thor: WTF
[Broadcast]Thor: I WAS TYPING *******!
[Broadcast]Rulk: war mace lulz
[Broadcast]Thor: It's concept


 

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[Broadcast] Lightning Hawkz: make me
[Broadcast] Lightning Hawkz: make me
[Broadcast] Lightning Hawkz: i wreck ur mind body and soul
[Broadcast] Lightning Hawkz: bring the crew and try only chance of sucess


 

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Man this guy is funny

Broadcast] Lightning Hawkz: ur a joke
[Broadcast] Lightning Hawkz: i tear ur head off and feed it too ur back side so
[Broadcast] Lightning Hawkz: son


 

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Originally Posted by Terror1 View Post
Man this guy is funny

Broadcast] Lightning Hawkz: ur a joke
[Broadcast] Lightning Hawkz: i tear ur head off and feed it too ur back side so
[Broadcast] Lightning Hawkz: son
he's a joke.
25-0 in a 2v2, me and con; and we're the worst 2v2 team in the game.


 

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it would appear you are second worst.


 

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Originally Posted by Neuronia View Post
"You know, real pvpers don't run and superspeed away. You're terrible. All you did is attack me from range, use inspirations, Hibernate when your health was low and hit your aura for heals. You never fight toe to toe, ever."
I wasn't going to comment, being happy enough to just read the amusing failure but this quote right here is incredible.

It touches me in my happy place.


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Originally Posted by black_barrier View Post
he's a joke.
25-0 in a 2v2, me and con; and we're the worst 2v2 team in the game.
Jimmy was bad on protector..he is still horrible..and even more retarded it seems ...


 

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Originally Posted by RoboBug View Post
it would appear you are second worst.


We got the cred to take the crown.


Though me and badskull is a pretty potent combo. We managed to win a 2v2 against poned that won us the justice server. That's a lot of bad all in one place.


There was some trash talk that day that kinda makes me wish I still bothered keeping chat logs.


Duel me.
I will work on my sig pic more when I have time.

 

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can't bet me, son


 

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WTS El Nino autograph, pst with offer


 

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Some grav thorn dom challenges me(loses and tells me to fight his ice/fire dom (which supposely is fully slotted for range fights). Last second before match he tells me that toon isn't ice fire... ( for matter of fact i played dark/cold on this matches and din't use it for months except that one fight vs divine)

[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: what are you lol
Miner strike in progress in Sharkhead Isle.
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: earh
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: earth
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: great
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: more broken stuff plz
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: elc
have defeated Animated Stone
You gain 973 infamy.
You have defeated Al*skan13
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: lol
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: u say that you never use that
You gain 973 infamy.
You received Respite.
You have defeated Al*skan13
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: you are just bad heh
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: lol
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: earth elecs are ***** OP lol
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: u scared
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: just gank like a p*ssy
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: i played vs good one...that sh*t is nasty
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: i am waiting
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: you just talk
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: talk talk
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: talk talk
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: talk talk
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: u scared, u hit first, p*ssy
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: talk talk
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: so?
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: i waited long enuff
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: talk
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: ppl on this server wont wait for you tbh
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: scared
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: sure
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: u mad now?
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: you lose tho
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: mad o.o?
You gain 973 infamy.
You have defeated Al*skan13
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: HE ftw
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: inorite
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: p*ssy pwer
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: lol
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: i call it pp
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: sure but its my power
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: get other toon
Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: me?
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: ya
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: i dont make HE toons
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: thought it was cheap
You gain 973 infamy.
You have defeated Al*skan13
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: HE p*ssy player
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: get other toon
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: i dont have HE btw
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: wtf sg sucks
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: lol its privat sg
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: its my IO storage lawl
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: i know peeps
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: i dont even have HE o.o
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: HL
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: so`?
You have defeated Animated Stone
You gain 973 infamy.
You have defeated Al*skan13
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: its my power lol
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: OMG YOU USE FOSSILIZE OMG
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: lol
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: dam
You gain 973 infamy.
You received Respite.
You have defeated Al*skan13
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: gf
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: gg

So yeah, my dark/cold uses Heat Exhaustion and attacking people 20 sec after respawn is ganking.


 

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Originally Posted by EnD_Reitanna View Post
Some grav thorn dom challenges me(loses and tells me to fight his ice/fire dom (which supposely is fully slotted for range fights). Last second before match he tells me that toon isn't ice fire... ( for matter of fact i played dark/cold on this matches and din't use it for months except that one fight vs divine)

[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: what are you lol
Miner strike in progress in Sharkhead Isle.
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: earh
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: earth
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: great
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: more broken stuff plz
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: elc
have defeated Animated Stone
You gain 973 infamy.
You have defeated Al*skan13
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: lol
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: u say that you never use that
You gain 973 infamy.
You received Respite.
You have defeated Al*skan13
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: you are just bad heh
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: lol
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: earth elecs are ***** OP lol
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: u scared
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: just gank like a p*ssy
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: i played vs good one...that sh*t is nasty
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: i am waiting
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: you just talk
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: talk talk
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: talk talk
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: talk talk
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: u scared, u hit first, p*ssy
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: talk talk
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: so?
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: i waited long enuff
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: talk
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: ppl on this server wont wait for you tbh
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: scared
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: sure
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: u mad now?
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: you lose tho
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: mad o.o?
You gain 973 infamy.
You have defeated Al*skan13
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: HE ftw
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: inorite
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: p*ssy pwer
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: lol
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: i call it pp
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: sure but its my power
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: get other toon
Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: me?
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: ya
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: i dont make HE toons
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: thought it was cheap
You gain 973 infamy.
You have defeated Al*skan13
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: HE p*ssy player
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: get other toon
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: i dont have HE btw
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: wtf sg sucks
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: lol its privat sg
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: its my IO storage lawl
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: i know peeps
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: i dont even have HE o.o
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: HL
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: so`?
You have defeated Animated Stone
You gain 973 infamy.
You have defeated Al*skan13
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: its my power lol
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: OMG YOU USE FOSSILIZE OMG
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: lol
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: dam
You gain 973 infamy.
You received Respite.
You have defeated Al*skan13
[Broadcast] Al*skan13: gf
[Broadcast] Dark Obliteration: gg

So yeah, my dark/cold uses Heat Exhaustion and attacking people 20 sec after respawn is ganking.
idk who sounded dumber tbh


http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6685529/3-hot-and-vex-3

 

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Originally Posted by Borderline Boss View Post
idk who sounded dumber tbh
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