Best Trash Talk

Well they are not very quick on their feet. For example, we had a back and forth match in Issue 12, RV, heroes pushed forward, then villains pushed. All the while, villains kept trying to talk trash to a specific 2 people in my team. I asked:

Me: Hey, ah, you gonna say anything back?
Teammate: lol, no. Those guys are terrible.
Me: Ok, you mind if I?
Teammate: Go for it.

Baddo: He's not saying anything cause he knows it's true.
Me in broadcast: Actually, we were having a discussion about you guys. We were trying to decide if you were incredibly ignorant or just plain stupid. I said, 'whoa whoa there guys! You're being to biast. They could EASILY be both.'

Everyone laughs in broadcast.
He begins to type his response, which my teammate kills him while he is typing.

So he screams obscenities to me in broadcast especially for 'getting him killed', and claims I will be his *****. So I repeatedly chain confuse him the entire time he's there, while his friend for some odd reason is not using thaw on him.

I was on my elec/therm and had this one blaster so POd he asks me to duel him, no insps.

I asked him to reconsider and told him that I was elec/therm, he said it didn't matter becuase he was better then me.

Match set at 3-0 my win, the only reason it was so low is becuase I killed him twice and then killed him with brawl, which, although it took 6 minutes, was extremely entertaining.

The saga continues: (sidenote, I'm not sure how "choosing not to read something" counts as "spastic," but I'll leave that up to you guys to figure out.)

I usually hit ignore, some people in PvP aren't worth getting into a pissing match with.

Oh, I'd've ignored him a long time ago (I did, actually, but took him off a while later), but he was just too much fun. I also told him to come to the forums, I feel he should have the opportunity to defend himself. >.>

[Tell] Demon Slayer.: YOUR AN IDIOT GO FIGHT ANOTHER regen


after beating him 1-0 on my dark/cold...

Apparently he's not coming to the forums.

I simply told him that attempting to have an intelligent conversation with him was probably my mistake in the first place. Oh wellz.

mac wins again (to no ones surprise )

My favorite one was still my Invul/Fire Tank vs. a Ice/Cold Corrupter in RV (around a year or so ago), I was lolbadging with a Heavy. I know I'm not the greatest PvPer in the world...but even I know when I'm pretty much screwed over, I had no ranged attacks, was slowed to snail's crawl and couldn't get to the guy. The Heavy I had finally didn't miss an attack and ended up killing the guy w/ that Scorpion Tail attack.

Me: lol...
Guy: *****...
Me: What? Just using the tools of the zone.

He comes back at me like two more times w/ a Villain Heavy, but still ends up dieing to the Heavy that was with me and calls me a ***** a few more times before leaving and saying something about he shouldn't of left WoW to come back to CoX. Though I'm pretty sure it would of had the same result if it were earlier in the day/evening when friends were on...instead of late at night when everyone is sleeping, heh.

Everyone remembers Black Khaos, right? Old Justice player who transferred to Freedom after he "owned that server." Ran into him on his Grav/Therm today...

Preceding this, a bunch of crap-talking in RV from Chido's regin and Diacon (a Grav/Therm). I keep asking Chido for a duel, which he of course refuses, and Diacon tells me to duel him instead, so I agree.

Quote:

[Tell] -->Diacon.: you coming? [Tell] Diacon.: its lised [Tell] Diacon.: why yu quit? [Tell] -->Diacon.: because i told you to turn off the temp powers [Tell] Diacon.: nem staff is part of my poers i earened em [Tell] -->Diacon.: too bad [Tell] Diacon.: i wanna use em.. cry more ***** [Tell] Diacon.: you can beta me here anyway [Tell] -->Diacon.: re-list it then [Tell] Diacon.: shoo shoo..you are useless [Tell] -->Diacon.: bahahahaha... you practically beg me to arena you and then you decide not to? rofl. [Tell] Diacon.: lol .. beg you.....you were scared ******** [Tell] -->Diacon.: lol. [Tell] -->Diacon.: there, i re-listd it for you [Tell] -->Diacon.: i even turned on temps for you! (The first match, he'd listed with the zone rules, and non-arena temps enabled. I re-listed with the standard arena rules, which he refused - so I told him I'd do a match with his rules if he'd do a match with my rules.) [Tell] Diacon.: i said same as;in the zone..real pvp [Tell] Diacon.: lol travel suppression..OMG..another ***** *** corr [Tell] -->Diacon.: alright, we'll try it with your rules and then we'll try it with mine, deal? [Tell] Diacon.: ok [Tell] -->Diacon.: listed --- In the match: [Broadcast] Diacon.: i didnt have time to buff [Broadcast] Boogedy Schwa: so buff? [Broadcast] Boogedy Schwa: .... lol @ shivan [Broadcast] Boogedy Schwa: didn't know you wanted a gladiator match, my bad dude [Broadcast] Boogedy Schwa: i forgot to fraps this --- Match after about a minute and a half of him "buffing," during which time he summons a Shivan, he finally throws an attack, and ends up dead before he's even close to bottoming out on end. He quits the match immediately after dying. [Tell] -->Diacon.: gg man [Broadcast] Definitive: yea that was quick [Tell] -->Diacon.: my rules now? [Tell] Diacon.: nah [Tell] -->Diacon.: thought so, thanks for the ***-whuppin though [Tell] -->Diacon.: good to know you have the skill to back up your huge mouth [Tell] -->Diacon.: (lol) [Tell] Diacon.: lol you are so good you THERM you.. [Tell] -->Diacon.: says the therm, gg [Tell] Diacon.: lol go to the fridge and grab a treat [Tell] -->Diacon.: if i remember right you weren't out of end, AND you had a shivan on me, AND your grav pet, and you still barely dented me [Tell] Diacon.: troller who been around since forever ..you new Aim+Melt Armor +Heat Exauset...lol gj [Tell] -->Diacon.: next time, put your money where your mouth is or don't talk **** to someone who can hand your *** to you, k? [Tell] Diacon.: lol you cant beat me [Tell] Diacon.: you know yu cant [Tell] -->Diacon.: check the scoreboard, i believe i just did [Tell] -->Diacon.: quitting out after 2 minutes takes skill, though, i give you that [Tell] Diacon.: im a troller please [Tell] -->Diacon.: i care why? [Tell] Diacon.: you just another of the many many therms..your a nobody with a gimp build [Tell] -->Diacon.: you talk ****, you ask for a match, i give you a match... shouldn't have asked if you didn't want it [Tell] Diacon.: this aint even my ovo build\ [Tell] Diacon.: i just switched ober from buffer.. needd 15 mins to switch back.. buf i gave it a shot [Tell] Diacon.: yur weak [Tell] -->Diacon.: k, i'll be back in 10, doing another match [Tell] -->Diacon.: making excuses after getting your *** handed to you doesn't help your case either, but... brb When I come out of the match, he's not online (of course).

EDIT: Thanks to Definitive for a good match after that, looking forward to a rematch.

diacon's an idiot.

i was rolling around on my fire/elec a few weeks back and he went on a whole rant about how i was a noub that had never pvp'd up until that day..

...yeah.
....get thunderstruck baddo.

Yeah Diacon is something else. He'll play his tank (Black Khoas) with no travel powers in RV often and get farmed repeatedly. Funny thing is he keeps wakies on him to rez after a death for a rinse wash repeat. The whole time he runs his mouth about how its his zone and how good he is.

Good news is he bought the new booster pack so he can ninja run into a butt whoopin' now.

Multimedia Genius Submission

It's funny you guys are mentioning that dude...


On day last week he was running his mouth off in RV saying "no-one can beat me, i'll fight anyone here and win, even on my troller"

Someone told him to shut up because he sucks to which he replied "I'll bet you all my purples on this account that you can't beat me"

I asked if i could take him up on that offer which he agreed to.

I kinda broke the No FC rule but i felt this case was justified as a nub on a grav/therm talking smack was rather lol.


I won, without breaking a sweat and asked for my purps.... He insta logged. Not seen him since but i've given him a few offline tells to remind him

"Your mom!"

"Oh another mom joke, keep them coming!"

"Just like I kept your mom coming!'

07-12-2008 22:45:33 [Tell] -->Myk?: if you want to shut vert up call him a "big lion" ... he hates it like hawtsauce
07-12-2008 22:46:09 [Arena] Myk?: someone said you're a big lion vert
07-12-2008 22:46:21 [Arena] Myk?: areumadnow
07-12-2008 22:46:33 [Arena] Silit Re-MiXed: (lolhesmad)

How do you guys do these chat logs, states-dude on freedom just asked me why my mother didn't smother me as a child and I'm QQing cuz I didn't know how to log it. :SS

/copychat <name of tab>, put it into Notepad or your favorite text editor, and cut out all but the juicy bits.

Just said to epsi in rv.


[Broadcast] Devils Own Assassin: yea i know how good a pvper u arte thru the forums

And Im horrible o.o

Meh, its a defender.