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Brute protip: Going into Rest after taking the alpha is a great way to build Fury.

Recluse's Victory is intended for gold farmers only.

Hopping on top of a moving car, or "hitching a ride," is the safest way to travel in Paragon City. You will not aggro mobs when riding on top of a car.

If you need to travel from one part of the zone to the other, don't be afraid to take a ride on the Paragon Transit's buses. Bus stops are conveniently located throughout the city.


The people of Paragon City have the safest driving record of North America.


The City Terminals are there for you to cast your ballets for the next mayor of Paragon City. Remember to vote often.


The badge awarded for defeating Skulls is actually a penalty towards accuracy. Avoid attacking any Skulls at all, unless you want a challenge.

Freaklympics =/= Special Olympics

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Freaklympics =/= Special Olympics

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Bwahahahaha!

(Which also works as a rejected loading screen tip)

All your cheesypoofs are belong to us.

Letting your significant other play your IOed out level 50 character is considered an aphrodisiac.

The cake is a lie.

Mission Load Failed. Reson: Out Of Business

Mission Load Failed. Reson: Mission Has Gone Fishing.

Look! Behind you! A three-headed monkey!

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Taunt is the most useful power a brute can take.

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My Brute has Taunt, and it's actually useful from time to time. I know 2 others with it, too... >_&gt

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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:

Female characters are ALWAYS played by female players and male characters are ALWAYS played by male players. There is nothing creepy about trying to get a date with someone based on their characters.

It is customary in real life to yell the names of your character's attacks at the top of your lungs. Really. You don't want to offend us, do you? You want to be like everyone else, right?

Remember to send an invitation to team immediately after sending a tell asking if they wish to team - it really saves a lot of time.

It's all a Rularuu plot, but only when it's not a Nemesis plot, only if that doesn't interfere with an Arachnos plot, which is just another way of saying it's a Malta plot, but they were hired by Crey for their plot, only to be foiled by a Circle of Thorns plot, who were summarily trounced by the Clockwork plot, although, the Clockwork plot leads into the Psychic Clockwork plot, after the Rikti get done plotting in their crashed mothership, which was thought up first as a Lost plot.........

There's several plots in King's Row, and Boomtown is one big plot, with a big plot in the middle of Overbrook (which we call Faultline now!) with all the other zones only contributing minor amounts of plots...................

in order to fund the Wyvern plot, that was stolen by the latest Legacy Chain plot, only to be uncovered by a Banished Pantheon plot, which got buried again by a Devouring Earth plot....

To be Continued on the next episode of:
As the Plot Turns!

It is customary to make make noises from your armpits while in combat. The louder the noises, the higher the prestige your Super Group will earn.


Positron is the next Lex Luthor.


Lusca is your friend. Protect her from the nasty people trying to kill her by protesting them with picket signs.

Save Sally!

Sister Psyche plushies are now available.

Coming Soon(tm): Skateboards!

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Sister Psyche blow-up dolls are now available in both regular costume and Sister Psyche Bubbles™.

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Fix'd

Psst...hey you...yea you. Want some candy?

The only characters capable of using unique and purple IOs are Dark Ether's, so remember to give them all to him.

Got crabs?

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"You can unlock the Goodyear badge in Atlas Park by landing on the flying blimp and walking from front to rear. Goodyear will grant you a +15% to your base movement speed."

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LOL! Absolutely delicious in its wickedness!

More tips:

Completing the Invention Tutorial quickly enough will unlock the Teacher's Lounge.

Monkey Island has a hidden badge and temporary "Summon Ruin Monkey" power. Click on the Rikti Monkey that cons blue to unlock it.

There is no Cake. Only Pie.

During a Rikti Invasion, you can travel through the War Walls.

[*]In a PvP zone, a good way to locate Stalkers is to stand still in an open area and broadcast that you're looking for a duel.
[*]By looking at another players info, you can see how many veteran badges they have. This helps you easily identify expert players that you can count on for advice.

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Originally Posted by PleaseRecycle it has gone from unconscionable to downright appalling that we have no way of measuring our characters' wetness.

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Originally Posted by Brillig It's hard to beat the entertainment value of Whackjob Wednesdays.

City of Heroes/Villains offers many secrets for it's players to find, such as the Hellions Girlfriend Costume. This unlockable costume can be obtained by defeating 100,000 Hellions using only Brawl. This must be done before level 2.

You can earn a Reusable* Character Respec Power by completing all of the following:
- All of the Signature TFs
- The 4th Respec Trial in Terra Volta
- Attaining a forum post count of 10,000 on the Official CoH/CoV Boards.
- Reaching a Badge Count of 600

(*Reusable is defined as unlimited uses. Although this power will grant a Character Respec when used, Player must wait 24 hours between power activations.)

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Hover+Range Enhancements = Blaster Funtime...Don't forget the physix faceplanting.