Rejected Loading Screen Tips
Two smurfs walk into a bar. They say ouch because the bar hits 'em in the nads.
100 million influence/infamy and 72 hour guaranteed powerleveling at ....
The squirrel stalks alone.
On SirElric's birthday, everyone has to be naked.
It is important for every player to remember that African swallows are non-migratory.
President of the Arbiter Sands fan club. We will never forget.
An Etruscan Snood will nevermore be free
people in atlas park absolutely love it when you spam the broadcast channel saying you need a team
There are no missions for characters below level 6. You must attend mandatory sewer teams to unlock missions.
You will recieve more XP and Influence/Infamy if you complete quests without clothes on!
Go ahead, send out invites to everyone you see - doesn't matter what kind of invite - SG, team - just send 'em out. Eventually, someone will click on 'Yes'!
The sewers are a scary place, so bring plenty of cannonfodder to save your butt!
Repeatedly ask about how to get capes and auras. People dedicate their lives in helping you out, and you wouldn't want them to feel neglected.
Pinnacle is the drunken server. You must be at least 21 years old or older to play on that server.
Damn! This guy is Still playin this game? Go to dunegon runners...you'll still be paying us
Whenever a tank yells out "To Here", what he really means is "everyone follow me and attack random things."
I get knocked down and I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down...
A mastermind's pets leech your xp while summoned. Leave them home to get more experience for your team
Remember to slot heavily with knockback enhancements...melee characters will appreciate you relieving them of their target.
My Deviant Art page link-link
CoH/V Fan Videos
Inferno will be plenty strong with only 1 slot
Conserve Power. Build up. Aim. Boost Range. Power Boost.
When the devs make adjustments to power X that you use, they are out to get YOU. Not your buddy who has the same power, not the guy who used power X to kill you in PvP. Just YOU.
President of the Arbiter Sands fan club. We will never forget.
An Etruscan Snood will nevermore be free
THe Help Channel is there for you to talk to your team and people around you. Ignore those who tell you otherwise. Ignore their /tells telling you you're talking in Help.
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
Domination causes sterility.
Brutes get weaker the more they are attacked or attack others. Avoid any confrontations at all costs.
Taunt is the most useful power a brute can take.
Whenever your blaster is surrounded by enemies because of all the damage you've been causing, don't panic. As long as you brought your towel, you'll be fine.
*sniff sniff* C'mon now, you know you can smell that! Get up and change your kid's diaper!
"You can unlock the Goodyear badge in Atlas Park by landing on the flying blimp and walking from front to rear. Goodyear will grant you a +15% to your base movement speed."
Did anyone find my keys? Yeah...? No? Ah man come on! Seriously people! -AHEM- Oh, yeah - a tip for the loading screens...if you're on a small team, say oh... 3 people total including your blaster self with 2 scrappers, and you suddenly disconnect or get mapserved...take all the time you need to log back in! The scrappers will wait until you come back. Hey! There's my keys! Ok let's go!