Rejected Loading Screen Tips

Leetspeak is the preferred language in City of Heroes/Villains.

Anyone who disagrees with you is a noob

Help! The devs trapped me and the only way I can communicate with people is through Loading Screen Tips! Call the police! Save me! HELP!

Checkout Champions Online at ....

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*applaud* Best one yet!

For a good time, call Katie Hannon.

If your team is constantly dieing, your not aggroing enough mobs.

Dont forget to Sidekick/Lackey to the lowest possible person

ur mom

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ur mom had a love affair with Statesman

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there.

The Cake is a Pie.

The Nemesis Plot is in Dark Astoria.

Turn off all travel powers when doing a "Take this to . . ." mission for extra experience points.

Getting a character to level 3 before you leave the Tutorial will unlock a special archetype when that character reaches level 50.

Shouldn't you be watching Everybody Loves Hypnotoad?

For best results, play on a dial-up connection.

Powers that grant stealth will make it easier for the hostage to follow your team out

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Getting a character to level 3 before you leave the Tutorial will unlock a special archetype when that character reaches level 50.

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Hahahhahaha - oh really? COOL! I should try this one out *snicker snicker*

Once you get to about level 6,7,8...somewhere around there - go take a walk in Perez Park. You might run across a bunch of heroes just standing around, doing absolutely no crime-fighting at all. Oh HEY! Look! A Giant Monster! Attack IT! Quickly, quickly! You'll get MAJOR XP for it!

You will get a different choice of powers depending on which starting zone you initially choose to go to.

Someone go visit BaB in Galaxy City, He gets lonely!

Tired of snake missions? Then start in Strangiato Cay instead of Mercy Island.

When you're in Steel Canyon and someone calls for a TP to tailor, TP them right in front of a Tsoo mob with 2 Ancestor Spirits and a Sorcerer, They'll love you forever!!

It's all a Nemesis plot on Sundays.

You can reach Level 51 by "aggroing" Giant Monsters to Portal Corp

Devs are standing by at their respective avatars in game, listening in to everything people say near them, 24/7. Offering them Influence/Infamy will earn players favours.

6-Slotting Hover is just as good as Fly.

Before you choose your character, press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A. This will grant you 30 Lives.

Don't forget to Save your game before you log out, or you could lose all your items, XP, and Inf!

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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:

Dropping your pants will deploy star power.

Devs don't care about Villains. Prepare to create as many Civilian characters as possible. City of Civilians are coming to a game store near you. And everybody knows that Civilians trump Villains everytime!