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I have it on good authority that Jake is in fact... a 5th Column Mekman.
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I can't tell you how many 5th Column Mekman I've rescued from missions. Even our Oracle has the spirit of one that talks to us.
Yeah, I was starting to get worried when Hardcase was giving me missions to rescue an all mekman team of hardened gamblers from... The Council.
What was it, some kind of Fascist gambling intervention?
And on a related note, how do Wolfpack robots get promoted to Archon?
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no, You are an apple. You can be Atlas's globe but that's it.
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Can I be Ghost Widow, then?
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I have it on good authority that Satanic_Hamster is in fact and Angelic Gerbil.
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He's actually Positron.
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Actually, I'm Positron. He's Brawler, and you're Manticore.
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I thought I was Positron?
And the mission you are referring to is not "Jack Emmert", it's "Jake Emmet", not even a relation of Jack's.
I have it on good authority that Jake is in fact... a 5th Column Mekman.
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ROFLMAO!
Best. Quote. Ever.
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I believe you're forgetting this one:
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All that crap is grey to me, no XP.
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So far, I've found Jack Emmert to be the following things:
* Bearded white man with a large beer gut.
* Old bald black man.
* Old asian man.
* Old asian woman.
* A 5th Column Mekman.
* Some white guy.
This leads to some obvious questions. Who is the real Jack Emmert? As the most kidnapped man in the Rogue Islands, is he hiring random people off the streets to stand in for him? Ie he hugely into crossdressing? Some sort of shape shifting powers?
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You're thinking of Jake Emmet, the creator of Freedom Phalanx.
Jack Emmert is the creator of CoH.
The City of Heroes Community is a special one and I will always look fondly on my times arguing, discussing and playing with you all. Thanks and thanks to the developers for a special experience.
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I have it on good authority that Jake is in fact... a 5th Column Mekman.
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Hey, I saved a bunch of mekmen last night in a mission! Of course, they were masquerading as scientists being held by Crey in the 2nd part of a 2 part mission from the contact in Founder Falls that deals with Crey (sorry, I can't think of her name right now).
Proud member of the LEGION, and Sisterhood
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So far, I've found Jack Emmert to be the following things:
* Bearded white man with a large beer gut.
* Old bald black man.
* Old asian man.
* Old asian woman.
* A 5th Column Mekman.
* Some white guy.
This leads to some obvious questions. Who is the real Jack Emmert? As the most kidnapped man in the Rogue Islands, is he hiring random people off the streets to stand in for him? Ie he hugely into crossdressing? Some sort of shape shifting powers?
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You're thinking of Jake Emmet, the creator of Freedom Phalanx.
Jack Emmert is the creator of CoH.
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They're THE SAME PERSON!
Think about it. Neither is seen side by side. He just puts a lame pair of glasses on for his disguise!
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Rock, rock on Hamster.
Have you ever seen a 5th Column mekman and Statesman in a room together ?
No. See its proof! Statesman is a 5th Ccolumn Mekman!
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no, You are an apple. You can be Atlas's globe but that's it.
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Can I be Ghost Widow, then?
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NO! 
You can't, just becasue I tell you you can't, nyah 
You are.......Black Scorpion's spikey bimbo girlfriend. ( forget her name)
and I am a bloodwidow
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Have you ever seen a 5th Column mekman and Statesman in a room together ?
No. See its proof! Statesman is a 5th Ccolumn Mekman!
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Actually, I once rescued a 5th Column Mekman from Tyrant.
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Rock, rock on Hamster.
I just changed my sig and *then* saw this thread, so I HAVE to post in it!
Win a date with Statesman! Win a date with Statesman!
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You are.......Black Scorpion's spikey bimbo girlfriend. ( forget her name)
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Got a pic?
Lame pair of glasses for a disguise....
//shakes head in disbelief//
Nah- no one could ever pill that off.....
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I have it on good authority that Satanic_Hamster is in fact and Angelic Gerbil.
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He's actually Positron.
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Actually, I'm Positron. He's Brawler, and you're Manticore.
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I thought I was Positron?
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nah, too obvious.
I rest my case. Hamster = Positron
Why else would a Dev post in Hamster's thread and reference yet another lame thread by him as well?
He's messing with you people. For anyone that has teamed with Hamster, why else do you think he plays that way??? He is *testing* game mechanics with haphazard play.
*shakes head* Why won't anyone believe me!
I've already forgotten about most of you
If we were the same person, how would we be able to call each other out during the end of beta event on CoV?
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Chief Hamster of the Fist of Justice / Shadows of Victory
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Rock, rock on Hamster.
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If we were the same person, how would we be able to call each other out during the end of beta event on CoV?
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Two computers with an account running on each.
Next question? 
total kick to the gut
This is like having Ra's Al Ghul show up at your birthday party.
Like that would work. Who has a desk that big?
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Rock, rock on Hamster.
I used to. But it was too big to try to bring along when I moved from Florida to Georgia.
I miss my desk.
My husband has two computers and a laptop on his desk. I have a computer and a laptop.
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Like that would work. Who has a desk that big?
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I do. 19" flatscreen monitors take up little space. Just takes some talent, so this is a tribute to your ability to pull it off.
I have a picture of you (as Posi ) and Statesman stomping on me, too bad I didn't get one of you (as Hamster).
total kick to the gut
This is like having Ra's Al Ghul show up at your birthday party.
Inconcievable!
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Rock, rock on Hamster.
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My husband has two computers and a laptop on his desk. I have a computer and a laptop.
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Most people have a laptop. They just need to sit down.
Come on, that was a little funny.
total kick to the gut
This is like having Ra's Al Ghul show up at your birthday party.
No, no it wasn't.
I'm notifying Cuppa about that post.
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Rock, rock on Hamster.
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I have it on good authority that Jake is in fact... a 5th Column Mekman.
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So, when Jake appears as a woman or a homeless man... he's a robot... in disguise!
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Bah weep granna weep ninnie bon Jake! Come with me to light our darkest hour!
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