Is Jack Emmert a woman?


Aaron123

 

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What the hell does this have to do with Statesman admitting he dresses up?

I always knew that long hair had a sinister/secret purpose.


I've already forgotten about most of you

 

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Inconcievable!

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Careful - last person that went around saying that died of iocane powder posioning.

I mean, really, how sucky do you have to be to die at the hands of a guy named, what, Wesly?

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Wait a minute. I thought that was the dread pirate Roberts not the farm boy Westley.

Not much better than Wesley or Wesly as a name though. You know, "The boy?"

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*whaps SwellGuy upside the head with a cast-iron frying pan... repeatedly*

My 9 year old is named Wesley.

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Feelin' the love.

I was thinking of a Star Trek episode where someone mentions Wesley (Crusher) and Worf's response is, "The boy?"

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Quit while you still have a head!

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Why? It doesn't do me any good.


total kick to the gut

This is like having Ra's Al Ghul show up at your birthday party.

 

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I have it on good authority that Satanic_Hamster is in fact and Angelic Gerbil.

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He's actually Positron.

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Actually, I'm Positron. He's Brawler, and you're Manticore.

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I thought I was Positron?

And the mission you are referring to is not "Jack Emmert", it's "Jake Emmet", not even a relation of Jack's.

I have it on good authority that Jake is in fact... a 5th Column Mekman.

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Does he do The Robot? Seriously, we SO need a Robot dance emote in here.

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Gecko does, doesn't he?


total kick to the gut

This is like having Ra's Al Ghul show up at your birthday party.

 

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What the hell does this have to do with Statesman admitting he dresses up?
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I always knew that long hair had a sinister/secret purpose.

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That even further proves the theory that Positron is Satanic_Hamster.

After all being a dev Positron would want to "defend" his colleague's "preferences" like a true defender and being unwilling to do it as Positron so he puts on his evil rabble rouser rodent persona so he doesn't draw attention to himself.

It is a distraction of Machelevalian proportions and extremely well played. Truly a master at his craft and a mastermind of epic proportions distracting us from States Cross dressing as Ghost Widow.

Kudos Satanic_Hamster.

I can't resist..... "Will yuo PL m3 mr p0sitr0n!?!!11!!Eleven"


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Truly a master at his craft and a mastermind of epic proportions distracting us from States Cross dressing as Ghost Widow.


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Another point! Hamster's "main" in CoV is indeed a Mastermind!

But all other similarities between him and a real mastermind end quite abruptly.


I've already forgotten about most of you

 

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Poster: VoodooCompany
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What the hell does this have to do with Statesman admitting he dresses up?
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I always knew that long hair had a sinister/secret purpose.

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That even further proves the theory that Positron is Satanic_Hamster.

After all being a dev Positron would want to "defend" his colleague's "preferences" like a true defender and being unwilling to do it as Positron so he puts on his evil rabble rouser rodent persona so he doesn't draw attention to himself.

It is a distraction of Machelevalian proportions and extremely well played. Truly a master at his craft and a mastermind of epic proportions distracting us from States Cross dressing as Ghost Widow.

Kudos Satanic_Hamster.

I can't resist..... "Will yuo PL m3 mr p0sitr0n!?!!11!!Eleven"

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I'm confused. I thought we were proving Satanic_Hamster was Positron not that Positron is Satanic_Hamster.


total kick to the gut

This is like having Ra's Al Ghul show up at your birthday party.

 

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Mods are following me today it would appear. *shakes head*

How about a PM letting me know what was so bad?


I've already forgotten about most of you

 

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Only on Tuesday nights.

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Well, as long as it's in a manner that is not socially disruptive, a bit of harmless crossdressing hurts nobody.


 

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I have it on good authority that Satanic_Hamster is in fact and Angelic Gerbil.

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He's actually Positron.

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Actually, I'm Positron. He's Brawler, and you're Manticore.

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I thought I was Positron?


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No, I'm Positron! And so is my wife!

Or am I Spartacus?


 

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Only on Tuesday nights.

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Could you post pics?

Please?



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You sick, little monkey!


"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull

"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

 

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Only on Tuesday nights.

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Interesting to learn that cross-dressing hasn't been nerfed.
*grin*


 

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I have it on good authority that Satanic_Hamster is in fact and Angelic Gerbil.

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He's actually Positron.

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Actually, I'm Positron. He's Brawler, and you're Manticore.

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I thought I was Positron?


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No, I'm Positron! And so is my wife!

Or am I Spartacus?

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I don't know. But Soilent Green is people.


total kick to the gut

This is like having Ra's Al Ghul show up at your birthday party.

 

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I have it on good authority that Satanic_Hamster is in fact and Angelic Gerbil.

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He's actually Positron.

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Actually, I'm Positron. He's Brawler, and you're Manticore.

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I thought I was Positron?


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No, I'm Positron! And so is my wife!

Or am I Spartacus?

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I don't know. But Soilent Green is people.

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I am not a number! I am Tennessee Tuxedo!


 

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I have it on good authority that Satanic_Hamster is in fact and Angelic Gerbil.

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He's actually Positron.

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Actually, I'm Positron. He's Brawler, and you're Manticore.

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I thought I was Positron?


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No, I'm Positron! And so is my wife!

Or am I Spartacus?

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I don't know. But Soilent Green is people.

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I am not a number! I am Tennessee Tuxedo!

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I love that show, Chumley.


total kick to the gut

This is like having Ra's Al Ghul show up at your birthday party.

 

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Another point! Hamster's "main" in CoV is indeed a Mastermind!

But all other similarities between him and a real mastermind end quite abruptly.

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And it's just a sheer coincidence that, like Positron, I'm so unoriginal that the Pretorian/evil version of myself is the almost the exact same costume as my good version, but in black.

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Only on Tuesday nights.

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Interesting to learn that cross-dressing hasn't been nerfed.
*grin*

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It was. The removed the bug that allowed male heroes access to the female costume bits.



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Only on Tuesday nights.

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Interesting to learn that cross-dressing hasn't been nerfed.
*grin*

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It was. The removed the bug that allowed male heroes access to the female costume bits.



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Say it ain't so!


 

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That's just a typo.

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Isn't everything?


 

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I have it on good authority that Satanic_Hamster is in fact and Angelic Gerbil.

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I have it also on good athority that u suck @ teh grammer~!!



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And you suck at spelling "grammar".


Jail.Bird

 

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My 9 year old is named Wesley.

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That is a very cruel thing to do to a kid. Wesley is a horrible name.

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Danny, you can go to hell, you go to hell and you die!


 

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My 9 year old is named Wesley.

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That is a very cruel thing to do to a kid. Wesley is a horrible name.

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Wesley is a wonderful name

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No, really, it's really a bad name.

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Seriously... go to hell, now!


 

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My 9 year old is named Wesley.

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That is a very cruel thing to do to a kid. Wesley is a horrible name.

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Wesley is a wonderful name

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Sorry, pedant of the week here to point out that you're thinking of Westley. Wesley is still a rotten name to bestow on a child

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Well, if it makes you feel better, my parents tried to name me either Gentry Kidd Warren, or Luke Warren. Needless to say, I was lucky enough to get neither


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How has this thread survived for this long? The original poster was banned many months ago.


 

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I command you to

WISE FWOM YOU GWAVE!

...and rescue my daughter. Don't forget that part.