Recluse: i'm here to relieve you Mako.
Mako: you do resemble an ennema.
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
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Recluse: i'm here to relieve you Mako.
Mako: you do resemble an ennema.
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ROFLMGDAO!!!! 
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And now, Statesman, you shall feel the-- ...aw, [censored]. Line?
And now, Statesman, you shall feel the wrath of my gnomish armies. Did I just say gnomish? Gnomish armies? Really? Great, now we're gonna have to loop this AGAIN.
And now, Sta-- *splutters and bursts out laughing*
And now, Statesman, y-- my mask slipped. Makeup! Can-- I can't see. No, seriously, I think it's stuck.
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Okay, wait, wait, wait. YOU'RE going to save the city? Well... That's what *I* was doing! No, really, I was all set to be the new superhero, I thought you were the bad guy!
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(Sinister voice -- as if he could speak any other way) Ah, Statesman. How nice of you to drop in like this. Canape?
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I hope you realize, you're paying for that Death Ray, Statesman. I've got lawyers! You wouldn't BELIEVE the number of laywers I've got.
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*claps*
Supervillan? Supervillain? I dressed up like this to go on "Let's Make a Deal!" Door number one, Monty!
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Recluse: Let me get this straight. Statesman gets to team up with Sister Psyche. I get a dead chick.
Ghost Widow: Excuse me?
Recluse: I mean, ah, that poor slob, Statesman. I get to team up with Ghost Widow, and all he gets is Sister Yumm--- I mean, Sister Psyche.
Ghost Widow: ....
Recluse: You're going to hurt me now, aren't you?
Ghost Widow: Immensely, Lord.
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Recluse and Statesman, arm in arm: o/~ We're men... we're men in tiiiiiiiiiights.... o/~
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Dear diary... I think maybe that armor salesman was lying when he said "chicks dig spider-arms on the uniform."
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And now, the citizens of Paragon City shall feel the wrath of... the TYOP DENMOS!
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Recluse: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA! *hands in air* STUNT DOUBLE!
Stunt Double: And you thought YOU had a lousy job.
Lord Recluse "Wretch, do you ever feel...you know...not so fresh?"
Hrm...for some reason I just heard in my head Lord Recluse singing "It's peanut butter jelly time!"
Lord Recluse- JENKINS!
Jenkins- Yes m'lord?
LR- It seems that all the other supervillains get little animals that get pet constantly. Right?
J- Errr... I guess so, but the only one I can think of is Dr. Evil.
LR- *oblivious to Jenkins* RIGHT! Well I need you to turn into a chiwawa!
J- Umm, I don't think you are pronouncing it correctly-
LR- I DON'T SEE A CHIWAWA!
J- *mutters* I don't get paid enough for this. *turns into a "chiwawa"*
LR- Now say the thing!
J- What thing?
LR- You know... the Mexican food thing...
J- Oh all right. I want my Taco Bell!
LR- *squeel of delight* Again! Again!
J- *sigh* I expect a raise after this. I want my Taco Bell!
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How Lord Recluse can "squeel with delight" is beyond me, but so is most of the other posts in this thread.
Ghost Widow: Now Statesman, speak your last words before I finish you!
Lord Recluse: Nooooooooo!
Ghost Widow: *confused* What the...?
Lord Recluse: Don't kill him, he's my best friend!
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Scirocco: My Lord, why do you call yourself Lord Recluse?
Lord Recluse: Well, that is easy to explain. All other names that came into my mind where already taken...
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Lord Recluse: Sister Psyche, tell me where Statesman is or I'll make a bloody steak out of you!
Sister Psyche: You don't beat a woman, do you?
Lord Recluse: Jesus! I wish I was a woman...
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Lord Recluse: Brains! Braaaiiinzzz!
Ghost Widow: *laughs* What the hell is wrong with you?
Lord Recluse: Sorry, you rub off on me.
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Mako: What are your plans for today, Lord Recluse?
Lord Recluse: We will dress in pink panties, visit Paragon City and donate some millions to a charitable establishment.
Mako: *totally confused* ???
Lord Recluse: Just kidding.
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Lord Recluse: *breathing heavily* Statesman, I am your father!
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Lord Recluse: *entering Paragon City* Now, we will rumble in the Bronx! Let's rough up some heroes!
Scirocco: I scouted for you, my Lord, but I can't find any heroes...
Lord Recluse: Damn! It's server maintenance!
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Statesman: Lord Recluse? What the...? What do you do here in Paragon City? And why are you dressed like a scout?
Lord Recluse: Want a cookie?
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Lord Recluse: My servants, I have an idea. We will cipher our language so that the heroes can not spy on us any more.
Black Scorpion: And how will that look like?
Lord Recluse: VV311, 1'|v| 7#1|\||<1|\|6 0|= 50!V!37|-|1|\|6 5?3<14L!!!
Blood Widow "Lord Recluse, are you thinking the same thing I am thinking?"
Lord Recluse "I think so widow, but where are we going to find a bunch of monkies willing dress in rubber suits with frilly tu-tus and dance the macerena?"
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Blood Widow "What are we going to do tonight, my Lord?"
Lord Recluse "Same thing we do every night, Widow. Try to take over the world!!!"
Billboard hanging over the entrance to Recluse's base:
Lord Recluse Briefs: Underwear for the discriminating crotch!
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
Recluse: Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down?
All: We do! We do!
Black Scorpion: Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
All: We do! We do!
Ghost Widow: Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
All: We do! We do!
Scirocco: Who robs cave fish of their sight? Who rigs every oscar night?
All: We do! We dooooooo!
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
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Mako: What are we going to do tonight boss?
LR: The same thing we do every night Mako. Try and take over the world!
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Classic!
And now for mine -
Lord Reclues: "Go go gadget legs!"
Merry Christmas! HO!HO!HO!....Ofcourse I didn't mean you Ghost Widow, I was refering to Silver Mantis. Honestly, if she will hang around with that stumble bum Black Scorpion.
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Merry Christmas! HO!HO!HO!....Ofcourse I didn't mean you Ghost Widow, I was refering to Silver Mantis. Honestly, if she will hang around with that stumble bum Black Scorpion.
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I realy don't understand why you all think Ghost Widow and Recluse have that kind of relationship...
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Merry Christmas! HO!HO!HO!....Ofcourse I didn't mean you Ghost Widow, I was refering to Silver Mantis. Honestly, if she will hang around with that stumble bum Black Scorpion.
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I realy don't understand why you all think Ghost Widow and Recluse have that kind of relationship...
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mostly because ghost widow is the only female LT serving directly under Recluse, in more ways that one it seems
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
Sirocco: So this is your old Boy Svouts uniform, my lord?
Recluse: Yes Sirocco, I've decided to place it on display to inspire the men.
Sirocco: That's quite an impressive number of badges you earned, my lord. (points at a large badge depicting various animals giving birth) What was this one for?
Recluse: Oh, that was my Animal Gynecology merit badge.
Sirocco:.......
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
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"What's wrong Mako?"
Chin up, chin up
Everybody loves a happy face
Wear it, share it
It'll brighten up the darkest place
Twinkle, sparkle
Let a little sunshine in
You'll be on the right side
Looking at the bright side
Up with your chinny chin chin
Chin up, Chin up
Put a little laughter in your eyes
Brave it, save it
Even though you're feeling otherwise
Rise up, wise up
Make a little smile begin
You'll be happy hearted
Once you get it started
Up with your chinny chin chin!
Chin down
You can't come frowning
Turn around
Starting, clowning
Think sad - your trouble's double
Think glad - they burst like bubbles
Chin up, chin up
Every little time your spirits wilt
Chin up, chin up
Give your attitude in upward tilt
Twinkle, sparkle
Make a little fun begin
You'll be on the right side
Looking at the bright side
Up with your chinny chin - chin up!
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I just had to point this one out. I read it still every now and then and it has me rolling on the floor in laughter...
LR: Still, she was the only female smurf in the village.
Mako: ...
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LR: You will RUE the day you messed with me Statesman! Well...go on, start ruing!
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Recluse: Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down?
All: We do! We do!
Black Scorpion: Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
All: We do! We do!
Ghost Widow: Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
All: We do! We do!
Scirocco: Who robs cave fish of their sight? Who rigs every oscar night?
All: We do! We dooooooo!
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You, my good sir, are a god amoung men. I shall bow at ye feet, and worship ye as if ye were a Recluse of Lordness.
Also:
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Ghost widow: Wretch, you know what would be funny?
Wretch: What?
Ghost Widow: If Spiderman beat Lord Recluse.
Lord recluse: *all bloody and battered, with lots of web on him* SCREW Statesman! We shall get Spiderman now!
"Merry Christmas!"
Come on, you know he'd never say it, not even to be sarcastic.
"You'll put your eye out, kid."
As if he cares.
"Bring me some figgy pudding already!"
We all know he's allergic to figs. 
[B]The Once and Future Official Minister of Awesome[/B]
[I]And don't you forget it.[/I]
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Only one thing came to mind, when thinking about Lord Recluse and what he would never say... It's gruesome, and dirty, and litteraly uneducated, but, here goes ....
Lord recluse : "OoOooOOOoOh, dumplings!"
Do the truffle shuffle!
Soldiers: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
Wolf Spider #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
Soldiers: Burn her! Burn!
Recluse: How do you know she is a witch?
Wolf Spider #2: She looks like one.
Recluse: Bring her forward.
Ghost Widow: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
Recluse: But you are dressed as one.
Ghost Widow: They dressed me up like this.
Soldiers: We didn't, we didn't.
Ghost Widow: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
Recluse: Well?
Wolf Spider #1: Well, we did do the nose.
Recluse: The nose?
Wolf Spider #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!
Soldiers: Burn her! A witch! A witch! Burn her!
Recluse: Did you dress her up like this?
Soldiers: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, a bit, a bit.
Wolf Spider #1: She has got a wart.
Recluse: What makes you think she is a witch?
Wolf Spider #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
Recluse: A newt?
Wolf Spider #3: I got better.
Wolf Spider #2: Burn her anyway!
Soldiers: Burn! Burn her!
Recluse: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
she is a witch.
Soldiers: Are there? What are they? Tell us, tell us. Do they hurt?
Recluse: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
Wolf Spider #2: Burn!
Soldiers: Burn, burn them up!
Recluse: And what do you burn apart from witches?
Wolf Spider #1: More witches!
Wolf Spider #2: Wood!
Recluse: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
Wolf Spider #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
Recluse: Good!
Soldiers: Oh yeah, yeah...
Recluse: So, how do we tell whether she, is made, of wood?
Wolf Spider #1: Build a bridge out of her.
Recluse: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Wolf Spider #2: Oh, yeah.
Recluse: Does wood sink in water?
Wolf Spider #1: No, no.
Wolf Spider #2: It floats! It floats!
Wolf Spider #1: Throw her into the pond!
Soldiers: The pond!
Recluse: What also floats in water?
Wolf Spider #1: Bread!
Wolf Spider #2: Apples!
Wolf Spider #3: Very small rocks!
Wolf Spider #1: Cider!
Wolf Spider #2: Great gravy!
Wolf Spider #1: Cherries!
Wolf Spider #2: Mud!
Wolf Spider #3: Churches -- churches!
Wolf Spider #2: Lead -- lead!
Sirocco: A duck.
Soldiers: Oooh.
Recluse: Exactly! So, logically...,
Wolf Spider #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
Recluse: And therefore--?
Wolf Spider #1: A witch!
Soldiers: A witch! A duck! A duck!
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
::Rings a a bell then breaks into a song::
Once when I was a little bitty boy
Grandma bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hanging on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling....
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)
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Lord Recluse: Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one
Everyone in the universe: *shocked, open-mouth looks*
Lord Recluse: What? Is there something on my spider-arms? A bit of human flesh?
[/ QUOTE ] (so beutiful *wipes a tear from his eye*