ProfEinstein

H-hello? Is anyone home?

They'r all gone... *starts searching for Jenkins*

*pokes Knight in the eyes*

Ok, just made a thug MM on test last night. And I have one thing to say about the first tier pets.

The word "punk" means "tacky". So, the bad hair day and tacky clothes is "punky". "punk" does not mean "gansta".

LR: Kekekekekekekekeke!

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Well, let's face it, the days of the steriotype pasty faced nerd is over. I guess there are alot of natural fighters out there. I still want to see a doctor post here.

As for how I got into a fight with that many people... I know how to p1$$ people off too. Guess that would make me more of an invuln tanker.

Wait.... I have an idea... How about a super reflexes tanker? I'm gonna post this in the suggestions board. Super Reflexes for tankers.

I'm not quite sure about myself either... What level do you have to be to dodge every attack by four to six people and drop three of them before the others run away?

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Don't like hurting things, are you a girl na man im just kidding but you put yourself high up there man every one else is like a lvl 3 or somethin (im a lvl 4 ) i mean a boxer spose to be a lvl 6 thats pretty low but if you a lvl 12 can you take on Mike tyson that would be a sweet fight.

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I chose low levels becous past level ten you start geting fire balls thrown at you, and some ATs have the ability to throw several grown men (or one gian robot) across the street.

But wow, I never thought this would be so popular...

Reclues: I believe I may be the cursed one... These legs, keep, touching me, in places...

Reclues: d00D!1!11! 1 r0x0rz j00r !30x0rz!!!111!1!!!111!!1!!1!!!One!!!11!!111!!!Elev en!!1!!!!111 j00 n00!3

I'm level 4. I can fight five people at once and jump as FAR as my hero with sprint ON, and as HIGH as my hero with sprint OFF.

And though I can't take a shotgun burst to the stomach and live, that's always been a thorn in my side about the game. A knife stab is almost as powerful as a burst from an assault rifle.


What about you? Don't wory, you can say -1 or -13 if you want, just tell the truth.

If you have a certain job that reflects that of a certain AT, tell me why and what level. Like a simple doctor could be a level 10 empathy defender. A boxer or whatever might be a level 6 ss/invuln brute.

Just wanted to see what level you thought you might be in real life.

He's baaaaaaak! I've been saving all those pennies in a jar for a new time card... Phew, now all I have to do is dread the coming months.

Now, where were we? Oh yeah!

Your doom is impending!

Lord Recluse and Statesman fight while eating their favorite snacks. Lord Recluse and Statesman charge eatch other at the same time with their fists extended.

LR: Hey, you got your chocolate in my peanut-butter!

SM: And you got your peanut butter in my chocolate!

She's got freckles on her but(t) she's perdy...

Your all doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed!!!!

Your all soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

doomed, you just don't know it yet.

Heheheh, welcome back Fire_Wa11

Recluse: *to Ghost Widow* Last night, I had a dream about you. In this dream, I'm dancing along side you. And it looked, like everyone was having fun, the kind of feeling I waited so lo-o-ong.

Oh, I dunno what to do-o-o, about this dream and yo-o-ou. I wish this dream comes true. Oh, I know what to do, about this dream and y-o-o-u, we'll make this dream come true.

Einsein walks in drunk singing:

Ooooh, I'm not sick, but I'm not well. But it's ok, to live this way...

LR: Damn, this groin gaurd sure is uncomphertable.

No, I insist, keep the cookie.

Hides an active grenade behind back.

Aww hell that's cold!

I'm so tough, I was born with teeth!

I'm so tough, I eat a bowl of nails for breakfast, every morning... Without milk!

I'm so tough, I can smash through a brick wall... Just by looking at it!

I'm so tough, that I fight a thousand legions of ninja on my way home... With both hands and one foot behind my back!

BEAT THAT YOU WUSSES!!!

Ok, here's the deal. I'm the Imp Lord Sesheral, one of Satan's commanders. I am imprisioned in a bottle and need to grant 10 wishes to escape and lead my hord of damned and imps across the planet. You can be a hero, or a villain, and either help me escape or stop me from escaping.

I will play Sesheral's victems as they unwitingly make a wish or try to stop you from taking the bottle from them. I will also play Sesheral himself and a few of his minions that try to get his bottle circulating through Peragon City to grant more wishes.

I'm only going to make a short post to start things off and then you try to stop me, or help me.



Steady was looking for a job in the papers, a few bank roberys and some rival gangs to exploit. She was on her way to get some info on where the Councile was hiding their main weapons manufacturing outpost to sell to Arachnose when she saw some regular looking people acting a little screwy.

Steady was looking for trouble anyways so she though she would go beat some answeres out of the punks. Just a realy pale looking man in normal clothes with a pentigram carved into his forehead. And a chik with a pentigram cut into her shoulder. They were both holding a clay bottle with some strange markings on it, they looked like some form of tally marks.

Steady got in closer and prepared to beat the crap out of the two when the looked at her. The woman gave her a kazzed stair and made an un earthly roar. Then they both charged her growling like wolves. Steady simply punched the man in the stomach and he doubled over vometing blood.

"Is that the best you've got?" Steady asked in a voice heavy with mock. The woman roared again and an ociean of roaches spilled from her mouth and covered Steady. Steady merely staired blankly at the woman vomiting roaches. "You think a few bugs can skare me?" Steady stomped a few roaches and then gave the woman an uppercut. The roach woman went flieng so far away that Steady lost her in the sky.

She looked down and saw that the clay bottle was sitting on the ground next to a very large book and a few hammers. "So, what is up with this lovely little jar?" Steady asked herself with growing intrest. It was strange, she normaly would not have cared.

"It's a bottle actualy. I magic wish granting bottle." The clay bottle snickered as it spoke. "I can grant your every wish. But I am obliged to tell you that it is at a slight price of... Oh, say, your immortal soul." The bottle continued. "My what?" Steady asked stupedly. She was having a very hard time thinking, all she wanted to do was make a wish... So badly.

"Nothing, it costs you nothing, I just wanted to clear a few things out. So, what have you ever wanted in the whole world?" The imp became more and more persuasive. "Anything, in the whole world...?"

To be continued...

((OOC: like I said, stop Steady from wishing! Hury! And find a way to destroy the bottle before some one nicks it from you! If you get the bottle, you can RP that it's power compels you, and then it's up to someone else to catch the bottle from you. BTW... There is no way, as of now, to destroy the bottle, I'll add to the story later.))

I heard it's against the rules to say "bump".

I for one don't care, becous I am a rebel and always have been. But you should stop, I'm the rebel around here and you'd best not take my rep.

I'm sure he has it on his favorites. Stop bumping. I bump. Cuz I'm bad...