"But MOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!"
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Everynighters SG
Nuettrino 50 emp/rad *can't keep you healed..sorry, nerfed beyond repair*
Whisper 50 Warshade *retirred*
Cabin Girl 41 bs/regen "Oh yea?? take this!!"
Tiny Fizzy 6 grav/kin *hiding in Ratchet's sock drawer" 
You know, if I'd gotten that toy pony for my fifth birthday, the world would probably be a much safer place.
"Curses all my plans for world domination and the control of my pawns "the chosen ones" all ruined by one man. JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!!"
Recluse> BLAST! We cannot proceed with phase 1 of my new plan!
Ghost Widow> Why not my lord?
Recluse (sad/nervous uspet voice): I can't find my teddy...
I'm Jenkins!
Jenkins... Leeroy Jenkins.
Now gimme some Kentucky Fried Chicken!
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Seriously though I've got another one! 
Lord Recluse> Where is it?!
Mako> Where is what?
Lord Recluse> My voodoo doll!
Mako> ... What? O_o
Recluse> My statesman plushie! I stole a piece of his cape and turned it into a voodoo doll to use against him!
Ghost Widow> Oh that, I put it in the laundry...
Recluse> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Recluse: Mwahaha, soon, all the heroes will be lying before me, powerless! And with my newfound power, and SUPREME rule, I shall exact the most dastardly, evil, unspeakably VILE plan of action against the populace of Paragon!!
Ghost Widow: And that would be?
Recluse: I shall take over all the radio stations of Paragon, and blast Richard Simmons workout tapes over the airwaves, so that all will work out along with me, so we tighten our tummies, and tone our tushies!!
Ghost Widow: ...
Recluse: Now, where's my blanky, I need my nap before I can begin working!!
Ghost Widow: ... ...
I'm so going to hell...if not for this post, then for that thing with the squirrel and the maraschino cherries.
Ratchet Fizwink
Proud boss of the Paragon Tram Maintenance.
PGTM - Fixing Paragon, one track at a time.
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Recluse: Mwahaha, soon, all the heroes will be lying before me, powerless! And with my newfound power, and SUPREME rule, I shall exact the most dastardly, evil, unspeakably VILE plan of action against the populace of Paragon!!
Ghost Widow: And that would be?
Recluse: I shall take over all the radio stations of Paragon, and blast Richard Simmons workout tapes over the airwaves, so that all will work out along with me, so we tighten our tummies, and tone our tushies!!
Ghost Widow: ...
Recluse: Now, where's my blanky, I need my nap before I can begin working!!
Ghost Widow: ... ...
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Must... Stop... Laughing...Ribs.. Broken...
Nice one
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Jenkins... Leeroy Jenkins.
Now gimme some Kentucky Fried Chicken!
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Just in case you didn't know, all references to Jenkins in CoV threads is to a character in a series of stories about the man who has joined and quit EVERY villain group in existance. That man is Jenkins. The guy even posed as a Malta Titan by wearing cardboard boxes covered in tinfoil. Someone should be posting the copied stories of Jenkins soon, so you may then join the Jenkins Conspiracy (we're trying to badgify him).
[B]The Once and Future Official Minister of Awesome[/B]
[I]And don't you forget it.[/I]
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Oh I know, I jsut like the idea of Leeroy Jenkins cause everytime I hear it now I remember that spoof of the COV trailer with Synapse...
Manticore: Synapse scout the building!
Synapse: Let's do this!! LEEEEEROOOOOY JEEEENKIIIIINNNSS!
Statesman: Oh my god.. He just ran in...
"I am woman. Hear me roar!"
"My villianous comrads.... I have a confession to make.... I'm terrified of spiders"
Looking down frm his place in Grandvillie. "*HUHK*...Hey, I think I hit somebodywith that one."
"Sorry."
Recluse: "...Jenkins?"
Jenkins: "Yes sir, as you can see I have worked for quite a few villains."
Recluse: "Alright, you're hired."
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"My villianous comrads.... I have a confession to make.... I'm terrified of spiders"
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Hahahahaha
"I see Paris. I see France. I see Statesman underpants!"
I know something he'd NEVER say.
Lord Recluse: "I've seen the error of my ways, Statesman. I admit, you were right. I was wrong. I will disband Arachnos and fight beside you once again as a friend!"
Luficia's Virtueverse Page
Recluse> I love ducklings? What about you Mako? Don't you love ducklings?! ^_^
Mako> . . . *backs away slowly*
"Rubber ducky, you're the one..."
'I really hope Statesman doesn't find out I have a very bad case of Arachnophobia.. 
'
I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.
Eastern Standard Time (Australia)
is 15 hours ahead of
Eastern Standard Time (North America)
which is 5 hours behind
Greenwich Mean Time (GMT)
Lord Recluse: Yes. Now my ultimate plan has come to fruition! Statesman you shall now perish! MUAHAHA!
*Whatch beeping*
Lord Recluse: Ohhhh lunch break!
Statesman:.....
*Whatch beeps*
Statesman: Ohhhh brunch break!
Both: Ok same time tommorow we pick up were we left off right?
HaHAA! I'm CUCKOO for COCOA PUFFS! MUAHAHAHAAA!!
"We represent the Lollipop Guild...."
Recluse: Where is Padme?
Scirocco: She's dead, sir.
Recluse: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you okay?! BUSTERRRR WOLF!
i strted this before but can't find it anymore...so...keep the laughs coming people.