Things Lord Recluse would never say...

LR: "Sarah Palin would have been such a better female underling that Ghost Widow. She's like a pitbull with lipstick!"

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*swats plate away*

"I said no crust! How many times do I have to tell you? NO. CRUST."

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"Don't you see... we are broken from the same mold. Two beings bent on world domination..."

"Stewie... I am your father."

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"Noooooooooooo wiiiiiiiiirrrrrre HAAANNNNGERRRRRRS!!!!!"

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Arachnos Henchman: Lord Recluse, the heroes are attacking the headquarters, we need you to coordinate our counter-attack.

Lord Recluse: *Behind Closed Door* Alright just give me a minute.

*FWAP* *FWAP* FWAP* *FWAP*

Arachnos Henchman: Please sir hurry, what're you doing in there??

Lord Recluse: NOTHING!! Just go away! I'll be right out!!

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- Im Not Talking Fast, You're Just Listening Slow.
- To Each His Own

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"City of Heroes. April 27, 2004 - August 31, 2012. Obliterated not with a weapon of mass destruction, not by an all-powerful supervillain... but by a cold-hearted and cowardly corporate suck-up."

Lord Recluse: "Yo, yo, yo, my homie. What be goin' on in 'da city?"
Statesman: "..."

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I honestly hate seeing this thread die so.

*From outside Recluse's chamber, Ghost Widow hears uncontrolled sobbing. She comes in the door and sees Recluse in tears and Steel Magnolia's on the TV*

LR: I always cry when Shelby dies.

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LR: Got much dance in the pants!

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Issue 23: All your base are belong to us?

"Heroes beware... we have WAFFLES!"

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LR*singing* "Toucha Toucha Touch me, I wanna feel dirty*


Hopefully someone gets this movie reference

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LR Singing:I wish i had an angel

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*A level 40 villain in search of a patron enters the Tangle and finds it empty except for Lord Recluse himself.

Recluse: [i]Ghost Widow, Mako, Black Scorpion and Sciricco went to AE to farm Rikti. They said they'll brb if you want to wait."

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I could actually see that one happening for comedy, if our devs weren't as nice as they are

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[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: STOP!
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: WAIT ONE SECOND!
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: WHAT IS A SEAGULL DOING ON MY THRONE!?!?

Well, time for bed. I just gotta get my teddy bear from the laundry...

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My Stories

Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.

"I cannot believe, of all the people Countess Crey tried to copy... she chose Scorpion over ME."

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"City of Heroes. April 27, 2004 - August 31, 2012. Obliterated not with a weapon of mass destruction, not by an all-powerful supervillain... but by a cold-hearted and cowardly corporate suck-up."

I have been the ruler of the rouge islands this long. I demand a raise.

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The Legendary Cosmological Prince Reigar 53rd Illusion Control/Storm Summoning/Primal Forces Mastery/Incarnate

It's a dark and story night. That means something bad is happening out there

Makeup is SO expensive!

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Issue 23: All your base are belong to us?

[ QUOTE ]
Makeup is SO expensive!

[/ QUOTE ]

What? You think I'm this ugly naturally? Ha! I [u]WISH[u]!

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My Stories

Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.

"Follow me on Twitter!

@LordRecluse"

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Got a rash wanna see?

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[Broadcast]Lord Recluse: 50 Incarnate LF Meow

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I cant believe noone is doing my strikeforce! Damn that MA!

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what's up with pretty anyways?

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Patrons, you're in charge. I'm off to Warburg for nukes. Why? Coz I'm gonna sink Statesman's destroyer. Sure it won't kill him, but watching him do the magic dive before he remembers he's immortal will be worth it.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

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