LR: Mako, come scratch my back
CM: But...
LR: NOW!!!
CM(mumbling): I dont see why i always have to do the dirty work
LR: You're right, go get me my Ghost Wife, er, i mean Widow. And tell her to bring my favorite teddy bear
Finally! Here I stand in Atlas Park, Statesman defeated at my feet! Now I shall...eeeewww, I stepped in noob...
"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi
Characters
*In the Shower*
Lord Recluse: Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh.... and I need you Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh.... and I MISS you.... Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh.... and now I wonnnnnnderrrr....
*Ghost Widow hears this while sitting in the Living Room*
Ghost Widow: Oh...My...Recluse.... No more Radio for him.
Paragon Studios, thanks for all you've done. You've made this a great game, and a great community. I see this as six years well-spent. NCSoft, I'm seriously disappointed in you. This is not how you get or keep customers.
((Oh man! I missed this thread!
Jumping the gun a little, but I felt inspired...))
Mako: "Merry Christmas, everyone!"
Scirocco: *looks disgusted at the contents of his gift* "Oh my... Mako... A severed head... and it looks like it's been skinned..."
Mako: "You wouldn't believe how hard that was to do while the guy was still alive!"
Black Scorpion: *Looks shocked at his gift* "What the Hell is this?"
Mako: "It's somebody's [butt] on a plate!"
Black Scorpion: "Oh... Okay."
Ghost Widow: "I'm not opening this."
Mako: "Oh, come on! It's something I know you'll really like."
Ghost Widow: "I know what it is, Mako. I'm not opening this box."
Scirocco: "Though I'm frightened beyond imagining... I can't help but ask what's in the box?"
Mako: "Okay, I'll give you a hint... What is it that men ha-"
Scirocco: "STOP!"
Lord Recluse starts to open his gift.
Scirocco & Ghost Widow: *frantic* "SIR! No! Sir! Don't do that!"
*Lord Recluse is quiet for a moment as he ponders what's inside the box. Mako preens eagerly in anticipation. The rest of the room's occupants are holding their breath.
Lord Recluse withdraws his hands from the box and presents the onlookers with a puppy!*
Lord Recluse: "Captain Mako?"
Mako: "Yes?"
Lord Recluse: "I love him! Aw... Isn't he sooo cuuute!? I'm gonna name him Rufflebear and he'll be our new mascot!"
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
((great one, christmas is nice to make fun of))
Great to see this thread still going.
I needed a smile... 
The Marshmallow spectrum
Gud � Peeps
| Rice Krispy Treats
| Smores
Ebil - Circus Peanuts
The city of Paragon. I hate you. I do not enjoy the fact that three superhero female children take up residence in you. And by hurting me and forcing me to dwell in one of your correctional facilities, these mutant infant girls prevent me from obtaining political control of you.
Recluse: THIS IS SPARTA!
*Kicks Statesman*
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Statesman: "What happen!?"
Synapse: "Someone set us up the bomb!"
Recluse: "Greetings gentlemen. All your base are belong to us."
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Recluse: "Fools! I will destroy you all! Ask me how"
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Recluse to Assembled Troops: "You are my selected elite. I have have assembled you here to initiate my most diabolical plan... EVER! The first step, we will perform West Side Story on Broadway. Mako is handing out scripts as we speak. If you don't get a script raise your hand and you WILL be destroyed.
Now turn to page 63 and lets begin... Follow with me now... I Feel Pretty... Oh so pretty...
Arachnos Troops sing allong: "I feel pretty...."
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Recluse: "Me!? I am the great Lord Rec-"
Laharl: "Who cares who you are? From now on. Your name is Mid-Boss!"
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Recluse: "Kame... hame.... HAAAA!"
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Recluse: "I'm writing a paper, on the PC and it was like Bleep Beep Beep BEEEP. And then, like, half of my paper was gone. And I was like... huh?
It devoured my paper. It was a a really good paper. And then I had to write it again and I had to do it fast so it wasn't as good..... It was kind of.... a bummer..."
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Recluse: "What ever happened to the Backstreet Boys?"
"The bird of Hermes is my name. Eating my wings to make me tame." -The Ripley Scroll
Check out my Deviant Art: http://darkauthor81.deviantart.com/
LR: Hey I see a geko!
LR(2 geko): Hi
LR: Dont run away I just wanted to switch to Geico.
"Good will always win because Evil is stupid."
"Wait."
So if you'll all turn to page 5 in your world domination booklets, I'll explain how we get started...
"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi
Characters
*Lord Recluse sits at home, locked in his room, with only Ghost Widow to keep him company. Generally ignoring her, he frantically glances back and forth between his television and a notebook he has on his desk. He frantically scribbles down name after name into the book, until, suddenly, a man sitting at a desk appears on television with a sign on the desk reading, "Steve S. Tailor".*
TV: We now interupt this broadcast to bring you a special message live from Interpol.
Steve: I am Steve S. Tailor, better known as the world's greatest hero, Statesman. Recluse, I think I have a pretty good idea about why exactly you're doing what you're doing. But let me assure, what you are doing, is EVIL!
LR: ... I... I'm the evil one? I'm the one risking my life to create an ideal world! Those who stand in my way are the evil ones! I'll show you! As long as I have this, *Recluse holds up his notebook*, you can't touch me!
*Recluse proceeds to write down 'Steve S. Tailor' in large capital letters, laughing like a mad-man all the while.*
LR: Too bad you were so stupid, Statesman. This could've gotten interesting. 36... 37... 38... 39...
*The man on television suddenly clutches his chest and collapses. Paramedics immediately rush on scene and take away his body. Recluse laughs again, clearly enjoying his victory, when, suddenly, a capital letter S in gothic font covers the screen.*
S: I... I can't believe it. Recluse... You can actually kill without being at the scene of the crime.
*A look of horror and shock covers Recluse's face.*
S: Well, Recluse, if you really did just kill the man known as Steve S. Tailor, I should inform you that he was a hero scheduled to be discharged at this very hour. He was not the man known as Statesman, as that moniker belongs to me.
GW: Hyuk hyuk hyuk! He got you good there, Recluse.
LR: Wh... What is this?
S: So, Recluse, why don't you kill me? Come on! Do it!
LR: ... Damn that Statesman...
S: So... It seems you can't kill me... That's a valuable clue. Thank you. I feel I should return the favor by informing you that, while it was said that this was being broadcast world wide, we in fact only broadcasted in the Grandville region of the Rogue Isles. The fact that you happened to be there was pure luck.
LR: ... D-... Damn him!
S: I now feel it is only a matter of time before I find you and put you to death. Needless to say, I would love to know how you kill from afar, but, that's something I fan find out after I capture you!
GW: Hyuk hyuk hyuk! He says he'll put you to death, Recluse!
LR: ... Him, put me to death? I have the notebook. As long as he doesn't have that, he can't do anything to me! Statesman, I don't know who you are, but believe me, I will find out who you are and kill you!
S: Recluse, I won't pretend I have any idea who you are, but rest assured, I will find you and bring you to justice.
LR: Statesman.
S: Recluse.
LR: I am...
S: I am...
LR/S: Justice!
((<3 Death Note.))
"Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh what a relief it is!"
50's (Only most important)
Zuraq (53 EM/SR Brute)
Stagmalite (50 Granite/Fire TanK)
(Couple of other's I don't care about.)
LR Singing to the Pampers Theme Song: "Im a big kid now! PAMPERS!"
50's (Only most important)
Zuraq (53 EM/SR Brute)
Stagmalite (50 Granite/Fire TanK)
(Couple of other's I don't care about.)
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE WANG!
You can't spell Slaughter without laughter
All your gonna do is just farm behemoths anyways.
My thoughts on November 30.
[ QUOTE ]
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE WANG!
[/ QUOTE ]
Lord Recluse: "Hey! That's what I need! More wang!"
Captain Mako: "Are you saying your current wang isn't enough?"
Lord Recluse: "Note to self... Have Mako tortured. Then... Get me his wang..."
Scirocco: *curls up into a little ball and holds his hands to his temples as he rocks back and forther* "Never leave the boat... Never get off the boat..."
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
Lord Recluse: "Statesman."
Lord Recluse: "Statesman!"
Lord Recluse: "Statesman!"
Statesman: "WHAT?!!"
Lord Recluse: "Oh well, nevermind."
"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi
Characters
Lord Recluse: *staring at piece of paper in his hand*
Black Scorpion: "Whatzzat, boss?"
Lord Recluse: "It's.....it's my report card from third grade..."
Black Scorpion: ".....so?"
Lord Recluse: "Take an assault force and raze [CENSORED] to the ground."
Black Scorpion: "Not that I don't wanna... But why?"
Lord Recluse: "NO ONE MUST KNOW I FAILED MATH IN THE THIRD GRADE EVER AGAIN!"
Random Wolf Spider: *snerk*
Lord Recluse: "...[censored]."
Statesman said let there be heroes, and there were heroes.
Lord Recluse said let there be villains, and there were villains.
NCsoft said let there be nothing, and there was nothing.
Me fail English? Unpossible!
"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi
Characters
Lord Recluse: "I are edumacated!"
Statesman said let there be heroes, and there were heroes.
Lord Recluse said let there be villains, and there were villains.
NCsoft said let there be nothing, and there was nothing.
Recluse: "You'll never catch me alive, coppers!"
*Runs in to the Faultline donut shop*
*Comes out with all 10 hands behind his back and a train of police Lieutenants in tow*
-The Very Next Day... In Jail.
Recluse: "So why was six afraid of seven?"
*Jail cell audience looks slowly at each other with odd glances*
Recluse: "Because seven ate nine! HA!!"
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Yeah, I know. Both jokes have probably been mentioned before, but putting them together just seems perfect to me! 
Recluse: CRAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN, THESE WOUUUUUUUNDS THEY WILLL NOT HEEEEAAAAAAAAAL.
Recluse: U G L Y, YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI! YOU'RE UGLY, YEAH YEAH, YOU'RE UGLY.
Statesman: ... you dick.
*recluse walks into a building marked 'weapon store'*
Cashier:hello! welcome to Bob's weapons! finest inn port oakes!
Recluse: thanks, im wondering, do you have any atom bombs?
Cashier: no, we don't.
Recluse:any AK-47s?
Cashier: no, were out of AK-47s
Recluse: have any lightsabers?
Cashier: no, were out of lightsabers.
Recluse: have any really hard french bread?
Cashier: no, were out.
Recluse: do you have any rabid poodles?
Cashier: wait a minute, ill go check.
*2 minutes later*
Cashier: no, were out of rabid poodles.
Recluse: well then do you have anything?
Cashier: yes, we have something.
Recluse: do you? if your lying, ill stab you.
Cashier: sure, whadda ya want?
Recluse: anything that will kill a man!
Cashier: sorry, were out.
*recluse stabs the cashier.*
Recluse: well, maybe i should go tell people how to defend yourself against fresh fruit...
[deleted because I felt it was too wrong for the forums]
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
Now that I have finished my evil plan and taken over the world, I'm faced with the arduous task of figuring out what to do next...
Aw, hell. I feel like dancing!