"Hey, Ghost Widow? Think Statesman could come over for a slumber party?"
*in a high nasally voice*
im spartacus
Oh boy oh boy oh boy! It's my birthday! Am I gonna get the Smoke Dragon? Huh mom? Am I am I am I?
@Dragonistic
Unless I'm quoting someone, EVERY SINGLE post above is QR.
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Dragonistic, Kheldragon, Ink Dyne, KheIdragon, Squiddy Attack
Total level is about 149.
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SEZ YOUR COMPU-TAR TASTE LIKE CHIKIN
"Omg stop useing air superiourity! Its cheap!" -Lord Recluse in Recluse's Victory.
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAA
Ghost Widow: "Are you... Crying my lord?"
Lord Recluse: "I just watched this bootleg Pirate's 3. They killed Orlando!"
Arc ID: 475246, "Bringing a Lord to Power"
"I'm only a simple man trying to cling to my tomorrow. Every day. By any means necessary."
-Caldwell B. Cladwell
This is long, so bear with me.
LR: OK last order of business for the week. Ghost Widow, are you still taking notes?
GW: yes, my Lord.
LR: Very well, The last order of business is, What are we going to do for the Aracnos Open House as well as the traveling stage show to Warburg and the other war zones? Before I take suggestions I would like to say that, Ghost Widow, Chicago was very good last year, Wretch has a lovely singing voice, but we need to do something with more men.
GW: Yes, My Lord craby pants.
BS: My Lord, how does Starlight Express sound?
LR: Expensive costumes, but I will take it under advisement
Scirorrco : What about something new like Curtains or Spring Awakening?
LR: I think those are excellent ideas.
Maco: Why not do a staged version of an Ester Williams movie?
Scirorrco: You say that every year.
Maco: And we never do it. The Corlax are great at water ballet
RL: ENOUGH!!!! So it's settled, we are doing Headwig and the angry inch I'm directing and starring. I wonder if we could get Manticor to play Tommy Gnosis?
Lord Recluse: STATESMAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
Statesman: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?
Recluse: Sorry dude. I need my lawnmower back.
States: RECLUSE! Its 3 am! [censored], man?!
Recluse: Dude, you got my lawn more or not?
States: Ok fine. I'll get your friggin lawn mower.
Comin' to my house at 3 in the morning...
All like where's my Lawnmower...
3 AM RECLUSE!!! ITS 3 AM!! Geez...
You know what?! HERE'S YOUR FRIGGIN LAWNMOWER!! *Shoots lightning all over the grass*
Recluse: States, I thought we agreed blowing the lawn up does not equal mowing it.
"Dammit! The operation to overthrow Statesmen is on Tuesday!? I thought it was on Monday!" Recluse said in a whining tone while glancing at Ghost Widow.
"Don't worry Sir, I will tape it." She says in reply to his plight.
"Thanks Ghost Widow, your a doll. I'd hate to miss the Gilmore Girls. I hope Luke and Lorelei end up together tonight!"
LR: I have a great plan to stop statesman!
GW: What is that?
LR: I will use a tiny net!!
Mako:??
Scriocco:??
BS:?
They all ask how a tiny net will stop him....
LR: Because its a net and its TINY! Muwahahaha!
Lord Recluse:*beep beep boop* Pick up dammit...
Statesman:Hello?
Lord Recluse:This is the Corperation of Small Packaging Incorperated. Do you have any small boxes?
Statesman:Wait.....Stef? Is that You?
Lord Recluse:This is the Minitature Shipment Facility,do you have any small boxes?
Statesman:...
Operator: Sorry the number you have dial is no longer is no longer in service,please hang up and dial again.
Lord Recluse: "I'm taking this ball, and I'm going home..."
Manticore: "Hey, hey! That ain't your ball!"
Lord Recluse continues walking away purposefully. Statesman shows up, loading a rifle.
Statesman: "The hunt begins..."
Lord Recluse suddenly looks shocked and starts running away quickly. Statesman follows just as quickly. Ghost Widow shows up wearing a cheerleader outfit.
GW: "Idiots..."
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
"Unemployment's up again... more Snakes in Mercy... protesters... I bet Statesman doesn't have these problems."
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"Curses all my plans for world domination and the control of my pawns "the chosen ones" all ruined by one man. JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!!"
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(ooc i thought these were things he wouldent say?)
LR: Get me the generic cigs. IO's took me broke!
MASHED POTATOES, GRAVY AND CRANBERRY SAUCE!!! WoOoOoOoOoOoO!!
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Oh... I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day...
dammit Mako, keep the beat up for the chorus!
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Lord Recluse:
I'm a Mastermind and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Chorus:
He's a Mastermind and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lord Recluse:
I crush my foes, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea
Minions:
He crushes his foes, he eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea.
Chorus:
He's a Mastermind and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lord Recluse:
I crush my foes, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.
Minions:
He crushes his foes, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!
Chorus:
He's a Mastermind and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lord Recluse:
I crush my foes, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa!!
Minions:
I crush my foes, I wear high heels?!
Suspenders...and a bra?!...
Lord Recluse:
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa!!
Lord Recluse: "Ghost Widow... I..."
*Ghost Widow pulls a towel up over her body, glaring evilly at Recluse.
Lord Recluse: "Wow! Nice shoes..."
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
[ QUOTE ]
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Oh... I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day...
dammit Mako, keep the beat up for the chorus!
[/ QUOTE ]
Lord Recluse:
I'm a Mastermind and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Chorus:
He's a Mastermind and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lord Recluse:
I crush my foes, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea
Minions:
He crushes his foes, he eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea.
Chorus:
He's a Mastermind and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lord Recluse:
I crush my foes, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.
Minions:
He crushes his foes, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!
Chorus:
He's a Mastermind and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lord Recluse:
I crush my foes, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa!!
Minions:
I crush my foes, I wear high heels?!
Suspenders...and a bra?!...
Lord Recluse:
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa!!
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LMMFAO!!!! Love monty python
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Lord Recluse: "Ghost Widow... I..."
*Ghost Widow pulls a towel up over her body, glaring evilly at Recluse.
Lord Recluse: "Wow! Nice shoes..."
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You know, there's got to be Lord Recluse/Statesman and Ms. Liberty/Ghost Widow slash fiction out there in the wild somewhere. heh.
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Lord Recluse: "Ghost Widow... I..."
*Ghost Widow pulls a towel up over her body, glaring evilly at Recluse.
Lord Recluse: "Wow! Nice shoes..."
[/ QUOTE ]
You know, there's got to be Lord Recluse/Statesman and Ms. Liberty/Ghost Widow slash fiction out there in the wild somewhere. heh.
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ARGH! MY BRAIN!
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Lord Recluse: "Ghost Widow... I..."
*Ghost Widow pulls a towel up over her body, glaring evilly at Recluse.
Lord Recluse: "Wow! Nice shoes..."
[/ QUOTE ]
You know, there's got to be Lord Recluse/Statesman and Ms. Liberty/Ghost Widow slash fiction out there in the wild somewhere. heh.
[/ QUOTE ]
ARGH! MY BRAIN!
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You found it? Where?!
Arc ID: 475246, "Bringing a Lord to Power"
"I'm only a simple man trying to cling to my tomorrow. Every day. By any means necessary."
-Caldwell B. Cladwell
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Lord Recluse: "Ghost Widow... I..."
*Ghost Widow pulls a towel up over her body, glaring evilly at Recluse.
Lord Recluse: "Wow! Nice shoes..."
[/ QUOTE ]
You know, there's got to be Lord Recluse/Statesman and Ms. Liberty/Ghost Widow slash fiction out there in the wild somewhere. heh.
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ARGH! MY BRAIN!
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You found it? Where?!
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Don't answer Grey! For the love of all that is holy, don't answer!
LR: Opps, I hope no one sees that I have Ghost Widows underwear on!
"Hey, turn up the Fall Out Boy, I love this song!"