LR: An' when I was six, mah daddeh never got me the puppy I wanted...so I wrote him an angry letter!
BS: Oh...kay...*exits*
Kid Whip-MA/SR
Wildfire Magni-ARCH/DEV and now FIRE/FIRE scrapper
Gaah! My leg-benders!
LR: Hurry up! I'm missing Buffy reruns!
Issue 23: All your base are belong to us?
LR: All I want for christmas is my two front teeth.
Lord Recluse pumps his arms and dances like there's no tomorrow as he sings the lyrics to a dance-mix verson of.....
Lord Recluse: "Ma-ia-hii. Ma-ia-huu. Ma-ia-hoo. Ma-ia-haha. "
*Mako enters Recluse's throne room*
"Hey, I just got this..."
*realizes there is no one there, but there is a note on the big chair*
GONE FISHING
"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi
Characters
Recluse: Ghost Widow, how are the minions doing morale-wise?
Widow: Not well, my Lord. We're losing ground in Bloody Bay and Recluse's Victory.
Recluse: Hm... perhaps we should start doing casual Fridays?
Widow: I don't think that's wise, my Lord. The uniforms are meant to be protective.
Recluse: Hm... perhaps we should have an open bar in our bases?
Widow: But, my Lord, remember what happened when the Tarantula Mistresses had that drinking contest?
Recluse: Oh, that's right. How many men did we lose?
Widow: Seven thousand, my Lord.
Recluse: Hm... perhaps birthday parties?
Widow: Mako will eat all the cake.
Recluse: Well what do YOU suggest?
Widow: ...A small cost of living raise?
Recluse: COST OF LIVING RAISE?! COST OF LIVING RAISE!? I'M NOT MADE OF INFAMY!!!
Widow: Free Doughnuts, perhaps?
Recluse: ...That could work. Very well. Let it be known throughout the Rogue Isles... *ominous voice* we shall have free doughnuts! *bolt of lightning*
Black Scorpion: My Lord, my Lord! I seek your wisdom!
Lord Recluse: What is it Scorpion...?
Black Scorpion: I....I....well, I tried getting these rocket packs attached on my back, but Mako said I looked like a sissy! Tell me it is not true!
Lord Recluse: I see, well, don't worry, I'm sure that rocket pack makes you look VERY masculine! And, add a touch of eye liner, and you'll be the most amazing brute of the Rogue Isles!
Black Scorpion: Th-thank you! *runs off skipping*
(Now, I know what your thinking, chances are, it would make sense if Lord Recluse said that, but remember, while he may be fashion concious, he just ISN'T THAT NICE)
LR: Where the hell are my slippers with the headlights!! I'm getting tierd of stubing my toes!!!
"You knnow what I could go for right now? Some butterscotch ice cream."
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
Hello new day! Let's see...helmet or no helmet.
Issue 23: All your base are belong to us?
LR: Statesman is coming over ! Wheres my pink nightie?!
Recluse: You know that song by Percy Sledge?
States: The "Make an ugly woman your wife song?"
Recluse: Yea, I should have taken that song to heart..
*Recluse points to Ghost Widow*
Recluse: And now, Statesman, prepare to suffer your ultimate doom!
Statesman: You'll never get away with this!
Recluse: *Cries* Y U HEROS B SO MEEN?
Recluse: "I've got hiiiii-igh hopes..."
Recluse: Scirocco, you're in command! I've been itching all day to play The Sims...
Recluse: "You know what... I wanna re-roll... My alt-itis is itching."
Black Scorpion: "Cool. Wait... What?"
Recluse: "I wanna try a 'Troller... What do you think?"
Mako: "What're you asking me for!?"
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
*Recluse walks into the Arachnos base, and sits down next to Ghost Widow, Black Scorpion and Mako*
Recluse: "Heroes are sooo overpowered!! Its not fair!!!"
Ghost Widow: "How do you mean?"
Recluse: "Today in RV, Statesman beat me to death with my own lifebar..."
Black Scorpion: "Damn.........the forumns were right......."
Mako: "7H3Y N3\/3R L13!!!" *runs off in a crazy fasion, and hits Sirocco on his way out*
-pause-
Recluse: "We really need to get rid of him..."
*Ghost Widow and Black Scorpion nod in agreement, while Sirocco walks up*
Sirocco: "Hey, whats up with Mako?"
Recluse/Ghost Widow/Black Scorpion: "You dont wanna know..."
Global - @El D
Servers - Protector
*Singing, doing "/e chicken" emote*
I feel like Chicken tonight, Chicken tonight!
[ QUOTE ]
*Recluse walks into the Arachnos base, and sits down next to Ghost Widow, Black Scorpion and Mako*
Recluse: "Heroes are sooo overpowered!! Its not fair!!!"
Ghost Widow: "How do you mean?"
Recluse: "Today in RV, Statesman beat me to death with my own lifebar..."
Black Scorpion: "Damn.........the forumns were right......."
Mako: "7H3Y N3\/3R L13!!!" *runs off in a crazy fasion, and hits Sirocco on his way out*
-pause-
Recluse: "We really need to get rid of him..."
*Ghost Widow and Black Scorpion nod in agreement, while Sirocco walks up*
Sirocco: "Hey, whats up with Mako?"
Recluse/Ghost Widow/Black Scorpion: "You dont wanna know..."
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That is.....funny 
LR: Mandy Moore was right, being good isn't that bad at all!
LR: I got my nukes and shivs!
or, perhaps...
LR: But Mooooooooooooooooooommmmm!!!
"Night Night Mommy"
"Your cheating!"
"Golly Jenkies, He's cute!"
"Ouch! Quick take the splinter out of my thumb ... IT HURTS!"
Mechanic: "You blew a seal in your hover car"
Lord Recluse: "Hey, keep my sex life out it! Just fix my hover car!"
"Can you hand me that Donut, I need to sit down."
Total RP all the time, win or lose!
Ms Victory, level 24 Heroine Scrapper
Arctic Dance, Level 15 Heroine Scrapper
Bloody Necro, Level 9 Villaines Stalker
Russian Storm, Level 9 Villaines Controler
Devil Gamer, level 6 Villain Brute
and more ....
LR: Quick, Ghost Widow! To the Reclusemobile!
LR: "You guys all ready to run the STF?"
GW: "But... he's the Statesm..."
LR: "Silence! I want my SHOs and that RSF is just too difficult. Plus I don't have the time to go farming for nukes and shivs. Now come! We need eight heroes to do this. Do you think that Positron would be interested?"
Scirroco: "Um... no sir, I really don't think that..."
LR: "Of course he will. OK, so that's three..."
Scirroco/GW: *mumble*"When did I say that I'd come?"*mumble*
BS: "No, my lord, what they're trying to say is that Statesman is the contact for the STF."
LR: "Point? I want my SHOs dangit!"
BS/Scirroco/GW: *sigh*
Recluse: This one time, at Villain Camp, I stuck a Loa Bone-
GW: Aaand goodnight everyone!