Lord Recluse: When I'm down on my knees again...
Issue 23: All your base are belong to us?
LR: I learned how to milk a bull.
Announcer: "And now with Issue 9 we introduce the Statesman Task Force, where heroes break through to the Rogue Isles to take on Lord Recluse himself. Yes, in addition to being beat on by every Destined One he sought to manipulate, Lord Recluse will now be available to take on many, many more foes whose teams are fueled by the forces of truth, justice, and specializing in their archetypal roles to make their teams so much mroe than the sum of their parts!"
LR: ". . ."
LR: "I need a vacation..."
"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi
Characters
LR: "Bring me Wolverine's head on a plate."
Captain Mako: "Who the Hell is that?"
LR: "..."
Mako: "Well!?"
LR: "What'd I say?"
Mako: "You said Wolverine. Who is that?"
LR: "Naw... No way, man, naw! I didn't say Wolverine. I said... Cyclops... Dammit!"
Mako: "Ghosty... I think it's time I learned how to do brain surgery. I suggest I start with him."
GW: "Agreed."
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
LR " Quack"
(Lord Recluse lets out a loud one)......
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LR: It was the dog!
Lord Recluse, having kidnapped Statesbaby, was wanted by Statesman even more than previously. However, as States landed, he had to quirk a brow.
Lord Recluse wheeled Statesbaby out in a little pram, covered in pink and grey spider emblems. He scowled at Statesman.
"What... What are you doing?" the hero inquired, confused.
"I'm mothering this child, like you never did!" Recluse shouted, picking the super-baby up in his arms, and clinging to him.
"...You're male, right? You're definitely holding two X chromosomes?"
"Of course silly! Don't you think a mother would know these things?"
"...Okay, seriously, give me back the baby. We're going to let the nice men in white coats take you in..."
"No! Not again! You'll have to catch me before I give in!"
With that, Recluse placed the baby in the pram and leaped out of the closest window.
He was found about five minutes later, unconscious. He had hit a wall headfirst. Apparently, he had placed his tower a little too close to the native 'Four-hundredth and sixty-seventh bank of the Rogue Isles.'
"Keep on truckin'!"
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
"Don't worry...be happy..."
"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi
Characters
(in RV, in the midst of being pummelled by up-and-coming heroes and villains for badges)
"Marcus, we're getting too old for this ****."
"City of Heroes. April 27, 2004 - August 31, 2012. Obliterated not with a weapon of mass destruction, not by an all-powerful supervillain... but by a cold-hearted and cowardly corporate suck-up."
Something Recluse wouldnt say..."The opnly reason i want to take over the world is because mommy never got me a pink pony, she got me a carebear instead, and it still sits on my bed, glaring at me, reminding me why all carebares must be transformed into pink ponies...." Thank you! Thank you! I am leaving this chat room now!
Now, where did I put that recipie for the perfect S'more?
Kid Whip-MA/SR
Wildfire Magni-ARCH/DEV and now FIRE/FIRE scrapper
Gaah! My leg-benders!
"Okay... Okay... I give up."
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
Lord Recluse
running around yelling happy easter and hidding easter eggs).
Lord Recluse enters his living room, set up to look like the set of a TV talk show. He is dressed in pink spandex, a boufant wig, big, glitzy costume jewlery and so much make up a drag queen would be disgusted by the sight. He sits himself down on a sofa, crossing his legs in a lady like manner. Then he speaks with a girlish New Yorker's accent....
"Hello and good mawning, welcome to Coughee Tawk, I'm yaw host, Lawd Recluse. Today's tawpic of discussion: Camel Toe, is noither a camel, nor a toe. Discuss....."
He then proceeds to tear up like an emotional ninny, waving a tissue in the air.
((anyone who's seen older episodes of Saturnday Night Live with Mike Meyer's "Coffee Talk" skits, will get that. Gosh i hope i don't get myself flamed for that one lol....))
"You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine..."
Lord Recluse: "I will crush Statesman! Just like I crush this pellet..."
Crushes the end of a Tesla coil with his hand.
*BZZT!*
Lord Recluse: "Ow!"
Crushes pellet...
*BZZT!*
Lord Recluse: "OW!"
Crushes pellet again!
*BZZT!*
Lord Recluse: "Why I oughtta..."
*BZZT!*-"OW!"-*BZZT!*-"OW!-*BZZT!*-"OW!"-*BZZT!*-etc.
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
Statesman and friends are in a dark room where Lord Recluse is lurking.
Lord Recluse (As just a pair of glowing red eyes in the darkness): You fools! Little do you know of what you have awakened! BEHOLD THE POWER OF-!!!
Lights flash on, revealing Lord Recluse wearing a frilly tango outfit and posing.
Lord Recluse: - THE DANCE!!!
Statesman said let there be heroes, and there were heroes.
Lord Recluse said let there be villains, and there were villains.
NCsoft said let there be nothing, and there was nothing.
*After capturing Statesman*
Ah, my old friend. I'm so glad you decided to drop in! I just made hot chocooolate!!!
Kid Whip-MA/SR
Wildfire Magni-ARCH/DEV and now FIRE/FIRE scrapper
Gaah! My leg-benders!
Lord Recluse: I wish I had spider powers or something.
Issue 23: All your base are belong to us?
Lord Recluse (Sitting with his head in shadow so only his glowing blue eyes show):
Spiiiiiiice musssst flowww...
@Dragonistic
Unless I'm quoting someone, EVERY SINGLE post above is QR.
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Dragonistic, Kheldragon, Ink Dyne, KheIdragon, Squiddy Attack
Total level is about 149.
EVILCAT
SEZ YOUR COMPU-TAR TASTE LIKE CHIKIN
Mako: "What happened to you last night?"
Lord Recluse: "I don't want to talk about it."
Black Scorpion walks in.
BS: "Oh man, Mako! Boss got so wasted last night..."
Mako points.
BS: "Oh, hi Boss."
Black Scorpion turns back to Mako.
BS: "So, Boss got wasted last night..."
Lord Recluse: "I told you! I don't know how I wound up in the tutu, and the humping your couch... well..."
BS: "I was just gonna say you backed up my toilet..."
Lord Recluse stares blankly at Black Scorpion.
Lord Recluse: "Oh... Carry on, then."
Mako:"Wow, Scorp... Remind me to never go to one of your parties."
BS: "You did what to my couch?"
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
LR, SC, GW, CM, and BS: In AD Twenty... One oh One... Waaaaa-aa-ar was be--he--ginning....
*a very familiar piano introduction*
LR: What happen? What happen?
GW: Somebody set up us the bomb, somebody up us the bo-omb
BS: Weeee get signal...
LR: Whaa-ha-hat?
BS: Main screen turn on main screen turn on main screen turn o-oh-on...
All (except BS): MAIN SCREEEEN TU-URN ON (BS: We get signal)
BS: Main screen tu-urn on, Main screen main screen tuurn on...
*Guitar solo.., then Statesman appears out of nowhere*
LR: It's you it's you it's you it's you iiits you
Statesman: How are you, gen-tle-men, all your base are be-lon to us, you are on the way to de-he-struct-shee-on
LR: What you say (States: All your base)
LR: What you say (States: All your base, Your base are belong to us)
LR: WHAT YOU SAAAAAAAAAAY
BS: We get sig-nal
LR: What you say-hay
States: You are on the way to de-struct-she-on, you have no chance to survive make your time
GW: Somebody set up us set up us the bomb
Statesman: All your BASE...are belong to us! (LR: What you say!)
Statesman: All your BASE...are belong to us! (LR: What you say!)
Statesman: You are on the way to de-sctruc-tion (LR: What you say!)
Statesman: You have no chance to (LR: What you say!)
Statesman: Survive make your time (All: What you say!)
States: You HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE, MAKE YOUR TIME, HA HA, HA HAAA, HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.........
*upbeat guitar solo*
LR: Take off ev-ery zig take off every zi-hig... Take off ev-ery zig take off every zi-HIG... Mooooooooove Zi-hig... movezigmovezigmoveziig... Take off every Zig, you know what you doing move zig...
*The music gets slow and melodromatic again*
LR: Mooooove zig... moooooove zig mooooooove zig
*One last guitar solo*
LR: You know what you doing. Take off every zig. You know what you doing.... You know what you doing... moove ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig....
*piano line*
LR: For great jus-tiiiiiiiiiiice....
Recluse: So... I was thinking about that sex change surgery...
-@Wenchette
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[Insert long list of alts and only ONE level 50 after alll this time]
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" Have you ever tried, just, turning off the T.V., sitting down with your kids and hitting them."
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Yes, I have. It works. My name is Lord Recluse, and I approve this message...
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