LR: I shall call her squishy, my squishy......
GW: ...
You know what this tower needs? Some kittens.
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
[[Hopefully this is familiar...]]
Mako: Hey Ghost Widow, look at this, man: it's the rookie! And he brought tank out to scare off Statesman.
GW:What? No way!
Mako:Hey rookie, good job man! Why didn't you tell us you knew how to drive the tank?
BS:New target acquired. (spinning turret around at Mako)
LR: That's not a target. That's Captain Mako.
Mako: Yeah, that's right, it's me, Mako! What's going on, man!
BS
locking on to Mako) Target locked
LR:What? No. Target unlock. Unlock! Please help me nice tank.
BS: Firing main cannon.
LR: Uh oh...
GW: Uh oh...
Mako: What? Oh, son of a bi-
Black Scorpion fires, hits Mako, throws him sprawling, high up in the air. Mako lands back on the ledge again.
Ghost Widow: Holy [censored]! Mako, are you okay? Talk to me, Mako! You shot Mako, you team-killing [censored]!
LR: "It seems we are evenly matched, old friend."
States: "Oh yeah, you think so?! Chew on this!"
*Zeus Strike*
*Zeus Strike*
*Zeus Strike*
*Zeus Strike*
*Zeus Strike*
*Zeus Strike*
*Zeus Strike*
LR: "... ... rezpls..."
"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi
Characters
((Yea, that attack of his is brutal, isn't it? >.>
)
Things Lord Recluse would never say:
"Mako, bring me my talcum. The costume is chafing again."
"I swear to God I'm going to crush the larynx of the next idiot who brings me cold toast!"
"I don't know. I mean, I know she's totally pop and derivitive and everything, but there was just something about her last album that made me buy it."
"...and then, at the end, when he plays catch with his dad... That gets me every time and I've seen that movie like 400 times..."
"Gentlemen, I want lonelygirl15 kidnaped and brought to me immediately. We're going to get to the bottom of this once and for all."
"I can't make the mass hanging of hostages today. I gotta pick the kids up from Tae Kwon Do at four."
"I didn't want to go with the spider theme, you know. Oh no, I wanted rodents. But the Board overruled me. 'Rodents aren't really scary like spiders,' they said. 'We can do more with the spider thing,' they said. Can you believe that? Have you ever seen a weasel up close? Ever look into the beady little eyes of a hamster? [censored] frightening if you ask me."
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[[Hopefully this is familiar...]]
Mako: Hey Ghost Widow, look at this, man: it's the rookie! And he brought tank out to scare off Statesman.
GW:What? No way!
Mako:Hey rookie, good job man! Why didn't you tell us you knew how to drive the tank?
BS:New target acquired. (spinning turret around at Mako)
LR: That's not a target. That's Captain Mako.
Mako: Yeah, that's right, it's me, Mako! What's going on, man!
BSlocking on to Mako) Target locked
LR:What? No. Target unlock. Unlock! Please help me nice tank.
BS: Firing main cannon.
LR: Uh oh...
GW: Uh oh...
Mako: What? Oh, son of a bi-
Black Scorpion fires, hits Mako, throws him sprawling, high up in the air. Mako lands back on the ledge again.
Ghost Widow: Holy [censored]! Mako, are you okay? Talk to me, Mako! You shot Mako, you team-killing [censored]!
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((Kekeke! I can even point out every character!
Lord Recluse: Caboose
Mako: Church
Ghost Widow: Tucker
Black Scorpion: Shiela!
Red Vs. Blue r0x.))
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[[Hopefully this is familiar...]]
Mako: Hey Ghost Widow, look at this, man: it's the rookie! And he brought tank out to scare off Statesman.
GW:What? No way!
Mako:Hey rookie, good job man! Why didn't you tell us you knew how to drive the tank?
BS:New target acquired. (spinning turret around at Mako)
LR: That's not a target. That's Captain Mako.
Mako: Yeah, that's right, it's me, Mako! What's going on, man!
BSlocking on to Mako) Target locked
LR:What? No. Target unlock. Unlock! Please help me nice tank.
BS: Firing main cannon.
LR: Uh oh...
GW: Uh oh...
Mako: What? Oh, son of a bi-
Black Scorpion fires, hits Mako, throws him sprawling, high up in the air. Mako lands back on the ledge again.
Ghost Widow: Holy [censored]! Mako, are you okay? Talk to me, Mako! You shot Mako, you team-killing [censored]!
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((Kekeke! I can even point out every character!
Lord Recluse: Caboose
Mako: Church
Ghost Widow: Tucker
Black Scorpion: Shiela!
Red Vs. Blue r0x.))
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[[You got that right!]]
LR: It's not pink....it's kind of a lightish red!
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[[Hopefully this is familiar...]]
Mako: Hey Ghost Widow, look at this, man: it's the rookie! And he brought tank out to scare off Statesman.
GW:What? No way!
Mako:Hey rookie, good job man! Why didn't you tell us you knew how to drive the tank?
BS:New target acquired. (spinning turret around at Mako)
LR: That's not a target. That's Captain Mako.
Mako: Yeah, that's right, it's me, Mako! What's going on, man!
BSlocking on to Mako) Target locked
LR:What? No. Target unlock. Unlock! Please help me nice tank.
BS: Firing main cannon.
LR: Uh oh...
GW: Uh oh...
Mako: What? Oh, son of a bi-
Black Scorpion fires, hits Mako, throws him sprawling, high up in the air. Mako lands back on the ledge again.
Ghost Widow: Holy [censored]! Mako, are you okay? Talk to me, Mako! You shot Mako, you team-killing [censored]!
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((Kekeke! I can even point out every character!
Lord Recluse: Caboose
Mako: Church
Ghost Widow: Tucker
Black Scorpion: Shiela!
Red Vs. Blue r0x.))
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[[You got that right!]]
LR: It's not pink....it's kind of a lightish red!
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"You are a nice person and people like you."
The Lord... Demands... TACOS
[Lord Recluse comes atop the Grandville Tower, only to be questioned by Mako about a conversation the others were having.]
Mako: Hey, sir, do you have a, quote, 'zombie plan,' unquote? Hehe...
LR: What? A zombie plan? Of course not!
Mako: See? What did I tell--
LR: I have 37 different zombie plans!
Ghost Widow: Wow. Now THAT'S preperation! I am seriously impressed, sir!
LR: Don't be, dirtbag. In 36 of the 37 plans, I use your fresh corpse as bait so that I can make my initial escape from the legions of the undead!
GW: Well, at least I know there's one plan where I--
LR: In the 37th plan, I knowingly infect myself with the zombie virus, just so I can devour you!
Mako: Sir, you've GOTTA be pulling my leg.
LR: Why do you think I have my spider-legs with me at all times? You have to be ready to act on a moments notice! Yaah!
Mako: Guys, with all the problems in the world, I can't believe you spend this much--
[Moaning overthrows his voice]
What's that?
LR: Romero's beard! The heroes have been infected!
[Statesman, Manticore, Synapse and Sister Psyche shuffle slowly toward the villains.]
Black Scorpion: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the attic!
GW: Hello, Judo!
LR: Wait, Ghost Widow! I need your delicious meat for most of my plans! ...Hey there, Mako... You don't wanna give me a hand with somethin', do ya?
Mako: No--
LR: Where your moistured meat?
Manticore: Hey, States, how long do we keep this up?
States: When they all go into hiding... Grab their crystal and run...
Synapse: Briiiaaan.... I WANT BRIIAAAAN....
Manti: Synapse, it's BRAINS, not Brian!
Synapse: Oh, sorry! I must've read the script wrong... Moaaaniiiing... MOANIIIIING....
Sis. Psyche: Shut up guys, they're gonna hear us...
Manti: Hey Psyche, bet its been a while since you had some fresh meat!
SP: Up yours.
Manti: Bow-chicka-bow-woooaaah....
((...I couldn't resist.))
[the Blue Team's flag has just been stolen]
LR: Me and Mako will go through the teleporter, and cut him off at the pass! Mako, you ready?
Mako: There is no way I'm going through that thing.
LR: Mako, we don't have time for this! Why would they give us a teleporter if doesn't work?
Mako: I don't know! Why would they give us a tank that nobody could drive?
LR: We already tested the teleporter, remember?
Mako: We threw rocks through it!
LR: And? So? The rocks came out the other side, didn't they?
Mako: Yeah, but they were all hot, and covered in black stuff.
LR: So this is what this is all about - you're afraid of a little black stuff.
Mako: Yes, I am. I am afraid of black stuff.
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Scoricco: Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
LR: Did you just call my girlfriend a cow?
Mako: No, I think he called her a ****.
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LR: So how are you doing Scoricco? Are you following any of this whatsoever?
Scoricco: I think so. That guy Ghost Widow is really a robot... and you're his boyfriend. So that makes you... a [censored] robot.
LR: ...Yeah. That's right. I'm a [censored] robot.
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[Lord Recluse comes atop the Grandville Tower, only to be questioned by Mako about a conversation the others were having.]
Mako: Hey, sir, do you have a, quote, 'zombie plan,' unquote? Hehe...
LR: What? A zombie plan? Of course not!
Mako: See? What did I tell--
LR: I have 37 different zombie plans!
Ghost Widow: Wow. Now THAT'S preperation! I am seriously impressed, sir!
LR: Don't be, dirtbag. In 36 of the 37 plans, I use your fresh corpse as bait so that I can make my initial escape from the legions of the undead!
GW: Well, at least I know there's one plan where I--
LR: In the 37th plan, I knowingly infect myself with the zombie virus, just so I can devour you!
Mako: Sir, you've GOTTA be pulling my leg.
LR: Why do you think I have my spider-legs with me at all times? You have to be ready to act on a moments notice! Yaah!
Mako: Guys, with all the problems in the world, I can't believe you spend this much--
[Moaning overthrows his voice]
What's that?
LR: Romero's beard! The heroes have been infected!
[Statesman, Manticore, Synapse and Sister Psyche shuffle slowly toward the villains.]
Black Scorpion: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the attic!
GW: Hello, Judo!
LR: Wait, Ghost Widow! I need your delicious meat for most of my plans! ...Hey there, Mako... You don't wanna give me a hand with somethin', do ya?
Mako: No--
LR: Where your moistured meat?
Manticore: Hey, States, how long do we keep this up?
States: When they all go into hiding... Grab their crystal and run...
Synapse: Briiiaaan.... I WANT BRIIAAAAN....
Manti: Synapse, it's BRAINS, not Brian!
Synapse: Oh, sorry! I must've read the script wrong... Moaaaniiiing... MOANIIIIING....
Sis. Psyche: Shut up guys, they're gonna hear us...
Manti: Hey Psyche, bet its been a while since you had some fresh meat!
SP: Up yours.
Manti: Bow-chicka-bow-woooaaah....
((...I couldn't resist.))
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[[Yeah, I remember that episode, I think it was a PSA...I think...]]
Would you like one lump, or two?
Virtue and Freedom
Hi, my name is Northman, and I am an Altoholic. No wait, I'm Lost Nova, no wait, Arc Havoc, no, Dragon Moon, no, Lord Fury......
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[Lord Recluse comes atop the Grandville Tower, only to be questioned by Mako about a conversation the others were having.]
Mako: Hey, sir, do you have a, quote, 'zombie plan,' unquote? Hehe...
LR: What? A zombie plan? Of course not!
Mako: See? What did I tell--
LR: I have 37 different zombie plans!
Ghost Widow: Wow. Now THAT'S preperation! I am seriously impressed, sir!
LR: Don't be, dirtbag. In 36 of the 37 plans, I use your fresh corpse as bait so that I can make my initial escape from the legions of the undead!
GW: Well, at least I know there's one plan where I--
LR: In the 37th plan, I knowingly infect myself with the zombie virus, just so I can devour you!
Mako: Sir, you've GOTTA be pulling my leg.
LR: Why do you think I have my spider-legs with me at all times? You have to be ready to act on a moments notice! Yaah!
Mako: Guys, with all the problems in the world, I can't believe you spend this much--
[Moaning overthrows his voice]
What's that?
LR: Romero's beard! The heroes have been infected!
[Statesman, Manticore, Synapse and Sister Psyche shuffle slowly toward the villains.]
Black Scorpion: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the attic!
GW: Hello, Judo!
LR: Wait, Ghost Widow! I need your delicious meat for most of my plans! ...Hey there, Mako... You don't wanna give me a hand with somethin', do ya?
Mako: No--
LR: Where your moistured meat?
Manticore: Hey, States, how long do we keep this up?
States: When they all go into hiding... Grab their crystal and run...
Synapse: Briiiaaan.... I WANT BRIIAAAAN....
Manti: Synapse, it's BRAINS, not Brian!
Synapse: Oh, sorry! I must've read the script wrong... Moaaaniiiing... MOANIIIIING....
Sis. Psyche: Shut up guys, they're gonna hear us...
Manti: Hey Psyche, bet its been a while since you had some fresh meat!
SP: Up yours.
Manti: Bow-chicka-bow-woooaaah....
((...I couldn't resist.))
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[[Yeah, I remember that episode, I think it was a PSA...I think...]]
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((Planning to Fail, to be exact.))
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[Lord Recluse comes atop the Grandville Tower, only to be questioned by Mako about a conversation the others were having.]
Mako: Hey, sir, do you have a, quote, 'zombie plan,' unquote? Hehe...
LR: What? A zombie plan? Of course not!
Mako: See? What did I tell--
LR: I have 37 different zombie plans!
Ghost Widow: Wow. Now THAT'S preperation! I am seriously impressed, sir!
LR: Don't be, dirtbag. In 36 of the 37 plans, I use your fresh corpse as bait so that I can make my initial escape from the legions of the undead!
GW: Well, at least I know there's one plan where I--
LR: In the 37th plan, I knowingly infect myself with the zombie virus, just so I can devour you!
Mako: Sir, you've GOTTA be pulling my leg.
LR: Why do you think I have my spider-legs with me at all times? You have to be ready to act on a moments notice! Yaah!
Mako: Guys, with all the problems in the world, I can't believe you spend this much--
[Moaning overthrows his voice]
What's that?
LR: Romero's beard! The heroes have been infected!
[Statesman, Manticore, Synapse and Sister Psyche shuffle slowly toward the villains.]
Black Scorpion: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the attic!
GW: Hello, Judo!
LR: Wait, Ghost Widow! I need your delicious meat for most of my plans! ...Hey there, Mako... You don't wanna give me a hand with somethin', do ya?
Mako: No--
LR: Where your moistured meat?
Manticore: Hey, States, how long do we keep this up?
States: When they all go into hiding... Grab their crystal and run...
Synapse: Briiiaaan.... I WANT BRIIAAAAN....
Manti: Synapse, it's BRAINS, not Brian!
Synapse: Oh, sorry! I must've read the script wrong... Moaaaniiiing... MOANIIIIING....
Sis. Psyche: Shut up guys, they're gonna hear us...
Manti: Hey Psyche, bet its been a while since you had some fresh meat!
SP: Up yours.
Manti: Bow-chicka-bow-woooaaah....
((...I couldn't resist.))
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[[Yeah, I remember that episode, I think it was a PSA...I think...]]
[/ QUOTE ]
((Planning to Fail, to be exact.))
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[[Right-O]]
"...could someone scratch my back?"
"MAAAAKOOOO! I made you a muffin!"
Lord Recluse: "I think the reason why I turned to villainy is because... *sniff* my daddy never hugged me. Mako... Hug me!"
Mako: "No. No! NO! That is a BAD evil Lord Recluse! GUYS! Why the Hell do I keep getting all the weird stuff!? I mean, COME ON! Black Scorpion is RIGHT THERE!"
Black Scorpion: "I told ya, man... I'll hug you."
Scirroco: "When exactly did I wind up in this parallel dimension, and what portal do I have to crawl through to go home?"
Lord Recluse: "Don't act like you don't love it, Mako! HUG MEEEEEEEE!"
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!"
Here's another good one.
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*Lord Recluse is taking off his armor and putting on his PJs while Ghost Widow is floating beside him staring off into the distance*
LR: Ghost Widow, I was wondering, why can't we all just get along?
GW: Sir...we're villains.
LR: But it wasn't always this way...me and Statesman used to be friends. We used to hang out all the time...then he got he power of Zues and...
GW: Sir...
LR: *sigh* Nevermind...
GW: Well, you sent off the other patrons so that we could be alone, so are we going to do anything, or...
LR: No, I was thinking we could have a sort of slumber party.
GW: Excuse me?
LR: You know, stay up all night, eat Ben and Jerry's, maybe do each others hair, and we could dish about our love lives!
GW: ...*sighs* I'll get my jammies...
LR: *squeels like pre-pubescent girl*
Unknown: "Hello, everyone. We have a new guest with us today. Please, introduce yourself."
Lord Recluse: "Hello...I'm Lord Recluse..."
Nemesis, Countess Crey, Vanessa Devore, the Clockwork King, the Center, Arakhn, Requiem, Nosferatu, Vandal, Burkholder, Maestro, Hamidon, etc...: "Hello, Lord Recluse."
Lord Recluse: "...and...I'm a megalomaniac. *sob*"
"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi
Characters
LR: SQUIIIIDDDDDDDYYYYYYYY!
GW: ...
@Dragonistic
Unless I'm quoting someone, EVERY SINGLE post above is QR.
<----Female
Dragonistic, Kheldragon, Ink Dyne, KheIdragon, Squiddy Attack
Total level is about 149.
EVILCAT
SEZ YOUR COMPU-TAR TASTE LIKE CHIKIN
(Lord Recluse looking through the fridge durring a meeting with BS, GW, and Mako)
Recluse: HEY!? Who ate the last container of Orange Sherbert?!
GW:...what?...
BS:Not Me!!
(They all look to Mako, who is trying to not act nervious)
Mako: Don't look at ME....Ghost Widow ate it!
GW: Did Not!
Mako: Did Too!
BS: Quiet!
Recluse: Thanks Black Scorpion. Now Mako, Ghost Widow is incopreal, so she doesnt need to eat, and Black Scopion cant because the ice cream screws with his armor functions. And I KNOW I didnt eat it because I was out on a campeign to conquer the Fiji Islands!!!
Mako: (starts crying)
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Servers - Protector
LR: "You'll never take my back hair alive, coppers!"
"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi
Characters