"You just got Sarged."
"Death to the False Emperor!"
"Ah! Excellent! We've aquired the plans for a Kronos Class Titan! Now, make these changes to the design: Stick All manner of spiderish parts on, but make sure they're made of aluminum, as long as they do absolutely nothing. Then armor the reactor totally inadequately and put a large red dot next to it."
Has been killed by the DoT on Throwing Knives and proud of it.
"I'm Lord Recluse and I like apples!"
"BLAAAAST BEATEN AGAIN!!! They really gotta nerf those damn tankers..."
Recluse: Ah, finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favorites...
*Looks at books, picks up peanut jar*
Recluse: Honey-roasted peanuts. Ingredients: "Salt, artificial honey-roasting agents, [excited] pressed peanut sweepings..." Mmm.
Kalinda: Recluse, I have to go to the grocery store to pick up something for dinner.
Recluse: (hopeful) Steak?
Kalinda: Our money's too tight for steak.
Recluse: (hopeful) Steak?
Kalinda: Uhh...sure, steak.
*Recluse turns back to the peanut jar*
Recluse: Ah, the last peanut -- overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers.
*Recluse tips his head back, closes his eyes, and tosses the peanut into the air, but fails to catch it*
Recluse: Wait a minute, something's wrong...
*He gets down on his hands and knees in front of his couch and raeches underneath*
Recluse: Hmmm....OW, pointy! Eww, slimy! UH-OH, moving! Ah-ha!
*Pulls out his hand*
Recluse: (disappointed) Aww twenty dollars, I wanted a peanut!
Recluse's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Recluse: Explain how!
Recluse's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Recluse: Woo-hoo!
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
*To Statesman* Where -did- you get those smashing tights??
"Z0MGZ!!!! 574735M4N U H4XXX!!!!!!! LAWLZ, U R R3P0R73D!!!shiftclick!!111!!"
Ow. It burned my eyes to type that, but I couldn't resist. And if Lord Recluse ever DID say that, I'd have to become a hero. And I don't wanna become a hero.
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"Z0MGZ!!!! 574735M4N U H4XXX!!!!!!! LAWLZ, U R R3P0R73D!!!shiftclick!!111!!"
Ow. It burned my eyes to type that, but I couldn't resist. And if Lord Recluse ever DID say that, I'd have to become a hero. And I don't wanna become a hero.
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LOL. I make fun of 1337 like that all the time. I will now translate
"Oh my God! Statesman, you have hacked the game to be more poweful than I! Hahaha, I have reported you to the gamemasters! I am a retard who uses excessive punctuation!"
[B]The Once and Future Official Minister of Awesome[/B]
[I]And don't you forget it.[/I]
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GW: Whats wrong with your neck?
LR; It's all stiff and stuff....
GW: why is that my lord?
LR: Well...... a viagra got cought in my throat, i've had a stiff neck for hours!
Recluse: I feel the time to unveil my new master plan. I WILL PROMOTE THE JENKINS! Cower where you stand spandex coated do-gooders.::maniacal laughters ensues::
Alright, here's two for you...
"Hey, Scirroco.... and I'm just throwing this out there, but.... what are you doing Friday night?"
and....
"Has anyone seen the manual for my spider arms? I can't figure out how to get them to wiggle like the fat guy from that Toby Maguire movie."
I do DeClare I have gotten the vapors
Lord Recluce: MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!...I have a turdle head a pokin out!!!!
LR: GHOST WIDOW! How many times do I have to tell you? You have to poke little holes in the lid so the prisoners can breathe!
GW: *on the phone* So like I was talking to a couple of the Fortunata girls and they said like that Liberty was like totally stepping up in my face with Psyche and like saying I was like...Well they were like being totally harsh and it like makes me want to cry! Seriously!! Yah...? No way! ....No way!.... Like, no way!!!...
LR: Uh, Ghost Widow, I need to make a -
GW: *Accusingly* Like, I'm almost done! Sheesh, like, can't you give a girl some privacy? *Back to the phone* So anyway I think the black and white is totally kicking off instead of that skanky red and white dig with stars that she wears....
Japancakes.
Art - Theme 005 - Seeking Solace
LR: AGH! A spider! I HATE spiders! Ghost Widow, get in here and kill it! It's creeping me out!
GW: Not again. *sighs and grabs a paper towel*
LR: Statesman and I are trying for a baby!
*A bunch of gang members are crowded inside a conclave in Atlas Park*
LR: Can you count, suckaaaas? I say the future is ours... if you can count.
*Climbs up to the top of a wooden platform, looking at the gang members*
Now look what we have here before us. We got the Outcasts sitting next to the Trolls. We got the Council right by the Knives of Artemis. Nobody is wasting nobody. That is a miracle. And miracles is the way things ought to be!
*Crowd cheers as LR reaches the top of the platform*
LR: You're standing with nine Bosses, from a hundred Villain Groups. And there's over a hundred more. Forty thousand counting Underlings, and another twenty thousand not in a Villan Group, but ready to fight.
LR: Sixty. Thousand. Villains. Now there aint but twenty thousand heroes in Paragon City. Can you dig it? Can you dig it? CAN YOU DIG IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT?
*everyone cheers*
LR: Now here's the sum total. One Villain Group can run Paragon City. One group. Nothing would move without us allowing it to happen. We tax the Taxi Services, the Icon stores, because we got the streets, suckaas. Can you dig iiiiiiiit?
*Cheers*
LR: The problem in the past is Longbow turning us against one another. We fight each other for ten square feet of ground. Our turf... our little piece of turf. That's <censored?> brothers. The turf is ours by right.
*Outcasts begin to pass a gun across their numbers, all the way to Frostfire*
All we need to do is keep up the general truce. We take over one City Zone at a time. Secure our territory. Secure OUR turf. Because it's aaaaaaaaaal our turf. CAN YOU DIG IIIIIIT?
*more cheers, then Frostfire shoots Lord Recluse*
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Here's one for anyone who's noticed the Ascendant cell phone npc..or Ascendant himself
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When I found the complete text of the call I could only wonder who was on the other end of the phone...
Read about Ascendant Os here!
*Special red phone rings on Lord Recluse's desk*
LR - Hello Saul Rubenstien, Agent to Paragon's Elite!
*listens*
LR - Ascedent? With an E?
*waves at Ghost Widow et all to stop snickering...*
Join the ranks of The Dawn Patrol!
Lord Recluse: "Mako... I need a hug..."
Mako: "Okay, I've been quiet too many times, now! You're freaking me out, man! I am seriously freaked out!"
Mako bounds out of the tower window. Don't worry kids, he'll be fine...
Black Scorpion:"...I'll hug you..."
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
Recluse: The company meeting will come to order. Our first issue is base prestige. As you all know, we kinda own Grandville. With everything we've put into it, it comes to just a little over twelve billion prestige. Who is in charge of paying this months rent?
Mako: Da's me.
Recluse: Well my hot water turned off last night, fishbreath. You pay?
Mako: We're a little short, boss.
Recluse: By how much?!
Mako: Not much... nine billion...
Recluse: ... you had better have that paid or I'm having fish and chips tonight.
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Recluse: *emerges from a dark room with a mailbox protruding from his back* WHO MESSED WITH THE MAYHEM SIMULATOR?!
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Recluse: Patrons of Arachnos... the time has come. We will bring Statesman and his precious Paragon City to their knees. I, Lord Recluse, will-- DUDE!! SOMEONE PULL MY FINGER!!
*As Mako yanks on his finger, Recluse lifts his leg and lets fly with a fourteen-second fart, blowing Ghost Widow into the time portal*
Recluse: Oh MAN!! Did you guys hear that?! Someone gimme a time, quick!
Black Scorpion: I think it was fourteen seconds, man.
Scirocco: ... and I thought I was the only one allowed to break wind...
My guides:Dark Melee/Dark Armor/Soul Mastery, Illusion Control/Kinetics/Primal Forces Mastery, Electric Armor
"Dark Armor is a complete waste as a tanking set."
LR: You know what we need.
Black Scorpion: What is that sir?
LR: We need a Wal-Mart.
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LR: I really like that Taylor Hicks, I've been pulling for him since the beginning of American Idol 5.
LR: Ghost Widow... I am your...
GW: Father?
LR: No... your MOTHER.
Lord Recluse: I have a message for you Statesman.......ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
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Lord Recluse: Jenga!
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Lord Recluse: ....And that was the second time I got crabs
Lord Recluse would NEVER say this: Happy Birthday Whiteseeker
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