"I'd like to see Carol Channing in spandex."
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
Cake or DEATH!
*Ghost Widow chanting in the background* Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!
"Quick! Order my minions to stop fighting, immediately! Defensive maneuvers only, from now on! ...I heard Masterminds were getting a new Bodyguard buff and I want you guys to just soak my damage from now on, okay?"
Mmm... Beer...
Lord Recluse: HAPPY RESURRECTION DAY!
"Soon... Soon my ultimate plan shall come to fruition. And then, that blasted Easter Bunny shall rue the day he did not give Lord Recluse enough marshmallow Peeps!"
YOU GUYS ARE RUINING THE SANCTITY OF THIS SACRED ROLEPLAYING PLACE!!! GEEEEEET OOOOOOUTTTT!!! GOOOOO TOOO SOOOMMMMEWHHHHERRE DIFFERENT!!!
recluse: *sings* "the internet is for porn..."
Lord Recluse: WHOOT! I JUST GOT MY 823'rd LVL 50!!!
Ghost Widow: Go outside, NOW. Go on, GIT.
LR: NEVER! * hisses*
* ghost widow picks up LR and throws him out of the window *
LR: AAAAAUGH! THE SUN! IT BUUUUURNS!!!
Recluse launches a million nuclear missles.
Hacks into the TV network. So every TV was looking at him
LR-" Hello, everyone I am here to tell you, *sings* It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine......."
[ QUOTE ]
YOU GUYS ARE RUINING THE SANCTITY OF THIS SACRED ROLEPLAYING PLACE!!! GEEEEEET OOOOOOUTTTT!!! GOOOOO TOOO SOOOMMMMEWHHHHERRE DIFFERENT!!!
[/ QUOTE ]
S T F U Mr. 31 posts 
LD: Lets make canabis legal...(fires one up)
"Does Recluse need to slap a Ho"
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"Lol Man, I love that Tom and Jerry. That mouse beats the [censored] out of that cat."
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"The itsy bitsy spider walks up the water spout, the rain came and washed the spider ou-, hey wait I don't like this, Who wrote this i'll kick his [censored]. Spider Haters."
For some reason, that is the funniest thing I have read all day!
Question is- who would WANT to suck it?
A (Golden Gate) Bridge Too Far- arc 299315
Crazy NIMBY's, Railroad robber barons, and kickboxing Engineers, Oh My! Go back in time and join the fight to save a San Francisco icon!
Recluse: Ah, the research has been completed. Let's see what the results were...Yes! Just as I suspected!
Ghost Widow: What is it, my Lord?
Recluse: The word "underpants" is 20% funnier than the word "underwear".
Ghost Widow: What about "panties" my Lord? Would they not be funnier than "underpants"?
Recluse: Don't be rediculous, Ghost Widow. "Panties" are not funny. "Panties" are arousing.
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
MMM... Bee- * LR's beer is snatched away by Capt. Mako *
Hey! gimmie back my beer!
* LR tackles CM and a fight ensues *
* CM comes out of the cartoon style dustcloud, holding the beer and LR's head*
It's mine now, [censored]!
Recluse: (singing) These words they come so whimsically,
I know your wife, Biblically
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
Lord Recluse: I'm a forum W****.
Black Scorpion: 
Capt. Mako:
Ghost Widow: 
Recluse:
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.
I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
Recluse: Here I sit, broken hearted...
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
Reclue walks into pocket D
Steps into the middle of the floor
Everyone stares at him wondering what he was going to do
The he starts to DUN DUN DUN...... Dad dance
"Who's ya dady umpf umpf who's your dady umpf umpf..."
Recluse: Awwwww, Mako, look at how cute that widdle kitten is... *eyes well with tears*
* recluse walks into Pocket D *
* grabs a techie and demands they play the Laffy Taffy song *
* cue Laffy Taffy song *
* LR boogies down *
* cue LR singing to teh music while dancing*
BS: MY EYES! THEY BUUUUUURN!
GW: HOLY [censored]!!!!!!! X_X
CM: I'll make it stop.... <_< >_>
* cue CM launching a glob of CHUM SPRAY at LR *
LR: GAAAAAH! CAPT MAKO YOU BUM! I TOLD YOU TO SAVE THAT CHUM SPRAY FOR STATESMAN!
* cue various partygoers laughing untill their heads explode*
LR: Ghost Widow?
GW: Yes my Lord?
LR: I need you now. *grabs her arm*
GW: *Blushing* But...my Lord, I cannot...
LR: I need you to scratch my back. There's this wicked itch I've got and these arms just get in the way...
GW: ... -_-;;;;
All I've got
* LR steps into WB *
* LR is immeadiately killed IS'd by a freaking pb GM who cheated and overrided teh 30 second ps *
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIT!