Death_and_Taxes

Well, you still have all of your Deviations, so all is not lost

Global: @The King O Flame
Gender: male
Age: Not up for discussion.
Location: Waldorf, Maryland
SG affilliation: Legios Infinitas(may change)
MRST: Incinarator or Count Crey

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GJ Guys



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Wow, even a mod sees this...

Grats to everyone!

One question though, why is Miss Liberty sleeping?


Slacker...

Ooh! came up with a new one!

Jenkins and the Radioactive Fpoon

Jenkins, utterly out of ideas and and almost out of money, stops by a Wendy's for a soquid...

J: Excuse me, ma'm, can I have a spoon?
Cashier Lady: Don't you mean a Fpoon?
J: No, I want a spoon for my liquid icecream.
CL: Don't you mean a Fpoon for your Soquid?
J: NO! I WANT A SPOON FOR MY LIQUID ICECREAM!
CL: Sorry, but we don't serve liquid icecream, or have spoons, we have Fpoons and Soquids.
J: FINE! JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING!
Jenkins, ready to burst stomps back to his table, muttering under his breath.
J: That goddanged cashier lady..she wouldn't give me a danged spoon!

After finishing his Soquid, Jenkins leaves the Wendys, and falls into a pool of radioactive booze that was outside of the door.
When Jenkins awoke, still drunk, his Fpoon had mutated, and could become a sword, and Jenkins now had Radiation and cloning powers, but he found that they would only work when he was intoxicated.

J: Ohmy-*hic* gosh, I have super-*hic*powers!
J: Now *hic* I can go an- *hic* *hic* kill hamidon!
Jenkins stumbles away into the hive, and uses his cloning powersto get up to hamidon unseen.
J: THIS *hic* IS THE END *hic* HAMIDON!
H: WHO DARES ENTER MY DOMAIN?!?!
Jenkins stabs hamidon with his radioactive Fpoon, and hamidon explodes, but now he is surrounded with millions of hamidon buds and mitochondria.
BOOM! A malta Hercules class titan falls from the sky, landing infront of Jenkins.
HCT: INITIATING ZEUS CLASS TITAN FUSION MODE.
HCT: OH YEAH! LET ME ZEUS YOU UP BABY!
Mitochondria and Hamidon Buds: REVENGE! KILL HIM AND HIS ROBOT COMPANION!
J: Oh bloody *hic* hell.

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What page was that on?

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Ha ha, very funny, but I can't use binary anymore, a mod doesn't want people to have to go to another link to read my posts.

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I was chuckling until I saw "Dark Helmet" and I remembered where that was from. Then I literally fell out of my chair laughing.

Okay, okay, let me try one... A few months ago, some friends and I came upon a phrase that, when uttered, was pure comedy gold. It works for anyone, at any time, in any place.

See for yourself.

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* dies laughing *

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Now you backstabbing cretains, leave me alone for I must continue to plan for the downfall of Paragon city

*Door clicks closed, sound of drawer being pulled open*

Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse Doll): Finally, Sister Psyche, I At last, have you in my clutches. To have my way with you. The way I want to.

Lord Recluse (as Sister Psyche doll): No, no, please, leave me alone!

Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): No, you are mine!

Lord Recluse (as Statesman doll): Not so fast, Recluse!

Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): Statesman.

Lord Recluse (as Statesman doll): Yes, it's me. I'm here to save my girlfriend. Hi, Honey!

Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): Now you are going to die.

*Sounds of clicking plastic and scuffling*

Lord Recluse (as Citadel doll): Hey, what did you do to my friend?

Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): The same thing I'm going to do to you, big boy.

*More scuffling and sounds of clicking plastic*

Lord Recluse (As Citadel doll): Oh, ohhh.

Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): And you too.

Lord Recluse (as Manticore doll): Oh, ohh.

Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): Sister Psyche, at last we are alone.

Lord Recluse (as Sister Psyche doll): Oh, no! I hate you! I hate you! Leave me alone! Yet, I find you strangely attractive.

Lord Recluse (as Lord Recluse doll): Of course you do. Goody two-shoes are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you know it.

Lord Recluse(as sister Psyche Doll): Oh, leave me alone!

Lord Recluse(as Lord Recluse Doll): No, kiss me.

Lord Recluse(as Sister Psyche Doll): No, no! Yes! No!

Lord Recluse(as Lord Recluse Doll): No!
Dark Helmet (as sister Psyche Doll): Yes! No! Yes! [moaning] Ah oh oh uh oh. Oh, your spider arms are so big!

*sound of door being thrown open*

Scirocco: Lord Recluse!

*Scattering plastic and more scuffling*

Lord Recluse: WHAT?

Scirocco: You're needed in the War Room sir!

Lord Recluse: Knock on my door! Knock next time!

Scirocco: Yes sir.

Lord Recluse: Did you see anything?

Scirocco: No sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.

Lord Recluse: Good.

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* dies laughing *

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GET THIS DAMN THREAD OF THE ROLEPLAYING FORUM!!!!!!

I mean, seriously, can't this thread be moved? It has nothing to do with roleplaying and it's ruining the sancitity of this holy, roleplaying place! We have one little section of the forums to ourselves... and you guys invade it!

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Erm....<_<;; ;;>_> I thought this was the forum games section... (>_<;

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O.o

Depending on how fast the powers move the BRB (Big Red Ball) we could even play dodgeball!!

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DODGEBALL FTW! and if you had PS/NF/QF/TP, you could fly into the BRB and turn it into a GIANT HAMSTERBALL OF DOOOM! and run over people!

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try to answer this: lets say i'm your commanding officer and i tell you to spare the life of a hero raider we found in are base. what do you do?

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Kill the hero anyway, then kill you, take your position, and dump both of the bodies in the bay of kola in russia

I know, i know, i'm evil.

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So... who wants to bet that's Incarnates?

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It's not. I saw a post from states that says its the aviians.

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So, does this mean that Statesman is no longer associated with the game on a major scale? Because those messages sort of read like a baton passing.

And is that the "State of the Game" that I lobbied for, and that we were promised? - I hope not.

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In answer to your first question, I'm still involved with CoH/CoV.

As to your second, I don't remember a promise about a "state of the game", though I do remember saying it was a good idea. But yeah, I think this does classify as a state of the game address - where we're at, what we're doing in the future.

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States...any chance that you can tell me what epic is coming out in I8, and anwser my PM?

I bet the new AT will be the Aviians. Or maybe the Incarnates. But i'm hoping for the Incarnates.

* LR chugs on a milkshake *

Wait- This is'nt a milkshake!

Capt Mako, you're dead.

* recluse walks into Pocket D *

* grabs a techie and demands they play the Laffy Taffy song *

* cue Laffy Taffy song *

* LR boogies down *

* cue LR singing to teh music while dancing*

BS: MY EYES! THEY BUUUUUURN!

GW: HOLY [censored]!!!!!!! X_X

CM: I'll make it stop.... <_< >_>

* cue CM launching a glob of CHUM SPRAY at LR *

LR: GAAAAAH! CAPT MAKO YOU BUM! I TOLD YOU TO SAVE THAT CHUM SPRAY FOR STATESMAN!


* cue various partygoers laughing untill their heads explode*

If i told you, i'd have to kill you.

STOP NECROPOSTING!

Lord Recluse: I'm a forum W****.
Black Scorpion:

Capt. Mako:

Ghost Widow:

MMM... Bee- * LR's beer is snatched away by Capt. Mako *
Hey! gimmie back my beer!

* LR tackles CM and a fight ensues *

* CM comes out of the cartoon style dustcloud, holding the beer and LR's head*

It's mine now, [censored]!

Lord Recluse: WHOOT! I JUST GOT MY 823'rd LVL 50!!!

Ghost Widow: Go outside, NOW. Go on, GIT.

LR: NEVER! * hisses*

* ghost widow picks up LR and throws him out of the window *

LR: AAAAAUGH! THE SUN! IT BUUUUURNS!!!

Mmm... Beer...