If CoX had been an online Real Time Strategy game...wait, wut?!
*Recluse[Spi] has joined the game.*
*Manticore has joined the game.*
*syNApse has joined the game.*
*Positron has joined the game.*
*scor-peon has joined the game.*
*wid0w has joined the game.*
*Statesman has joined the game.*
*Vahzilok has joined the game.*
*Brawler has joined the game.*
Statesman: hey sup
wid0w: y0
Vahzilok: hi
Positron: hi
Recluse[Spi]:cool, i start with bane spiders!
syNApse: lol more like lame spiders
wid0w: lol
Statesman: o this fockin sucks i got a rikti invasion!
scor-peon: haha phalanx sux
Vahzilok: hey recluse you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Recluse[Spi]:sure whatever
Vahzilok: cool
Brawler: **** Recluse rushed some1 help
Recluse[Spi]lol byebye stumpy
Statesman: i dont got **** to help, sry
Positron: wtf the airachnids is attacking me
Statesman: get antiair guns
Positron: i don't have salvage 4 those
scor-peon: u n00bs know what team talk is?
syNApse: [censored]
Statesman: o yah hit the SG mode button guys
Brawler: manticore ur worthless come help me quick
Manticore: i cant do **** til satesman gives me an army
syNApse: yah hurry the fock up
Positron: d00d im gettin pounded
Brawler: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*Brawler has gone into retirement*
Statesman: im gonna attack the spiders k?
scor-peon: with what? ur underwear?
scor-peon: lol did u 4get u lost hero1 to rikti?
Recluse[Spi]:ROFLMAO
wid0w: lol o no phalanx im comin 4 u
Statesman: wtf! thats bullsh1t u **** im gunna kick ur [censored]
wid0w: not without ur numina u wont! lol
Statesman: u little biotch ill get u
Recluse[Spi]:wtf
Recluse[Spi]: phalanx hax, u had rikti invasion and now u got a huge fockin army
Recluse[Spi]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Positron: lol no more victory 4 u recluse
Recluse[Spi]: widow help me!
wid0w: wtf u want me to do, im a ghost u retard
Recluse[Spi]: fine ill steal u a body
Vahzilok: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Recluse[Spi]: i changed my mind lol
scor-peon: haha
scor-peon: hey ur losing ur guys in RV im gonna need help in st. martial soon sum1
wid0w: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Recluse[Spi]: im 2 busy 2 help
Statesman: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Vahzilok: posi help me
Positron: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Vahzilok: dont be an arss
Positron: dont be a villain. oops too late
Manticore: LOL
scor-peon: hahahh oh **** help zombies
Recluse[Spi]: o man ur focked
syNApse: oh what now biotch
Statesman: whos the underpants man now biotch lol
*scor-peon has been eliminated.*
scor-peon: lame
Statesman: gj synapse
syNApse: thnx
Recluse[Spi]: WTF manticore hax hes killing all my ****
Recluse[Spi]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Manticore: Nuts!
scor-peon: wtf that mean?
Manticore: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
syNApse: coming to get u recluse u freak bugleg cocksocker
Vahzilok: rofl
wid0w: HAHAHHAA
Recluse[Spi]: u guys are fockin gay
Recluse[Spi]: ur never getting in my city
*Recluse[Spi] has been eliminated.*
scor-peon: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Manticore: ROFLOLOLOL
Vahzilok: OMG LMAO!
Recluse[Spi]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Recluse[Spi] has left the game*
syNApse: hahahhah
wid0w: WTF my teammates are n00bs
scor-peon: shut up noob
Statesman: haha wut a moron
syNApse: wtf am i gunna do now?
Manticore: yah me too
wid0w: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ethereal lololol
Manticore: fock u
syNApse: lemme go thru ur base vahzy
Vahzilok: go to hell lol
syNApse: fock this **** im goin afk
Manticore: yah this is gay
*Statesman has left the game.*
Recluse[Spi]: wtf? mapserved. where statesy go?
Manticore: **** now we need some1 to join
*CoXPlayers has joined the game.*
CoXPlayers: hi all
wid0w: hey
Vahzilok: sup
Positron: hi
CoXPlayers: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
CoXPlayers: EPIX ARCHTYPWS! HOLY **** I GOT EPIC ARCHETYPES!
Vahzilok: d00d gimmie some plz
CoXPlayers: no way i only got like a couple
Vahzilok: omg dont be gay gimmie epic arctpys
wid0w: wtf is epix archetypes?
wid0w: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*wid0w has been eliminated.*
*The Phalanx team has won the game!*
Manticore: awesome!
Positron: gg noobs no re
wid0w: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*wid0w has left the game.*
*Manticore has left the game.*
Vahzilok: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Positron: wutever, u just made zombies anyway dumbarss
CoXPlayers: l8r all, want 2 farm meow missions now.
scor-peon: bye
Positron: l8r
Vahzilok: fock u all
CoXPlayers: shut up zombie lol
*CoXPlayers has left the game.*
scor-peon: lololol u zombie
Positron: ROFL
Positron: bye zombie
*Positron has left the game.*
*scor-peon has left the game.*
Vahzilok: i hate u all jerks
*Vahzilok has left the game.*
syNApse: lol no1 is left
syNApse: weeeee i got a superspeed
*syNApse has been eliminated.*
syNApse: o ****!
*syNApse has left the game.*
Recluse: *tossing a wrapped package into a microwave and turning it on*: "I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight..."
Recluse turns around to see a group of eight rogues that have banded together to go on his ultimate strike force.
Rogues: o.o
Recluse: "What? I was hungry! I can't stand around here, looking menacing all the time, and not get an appetite!"
Rogue leader: "Dude... You were singing..."
Mako: "After a few years, your ears will stop bleeding..."
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
*LR sitting in the bathtub looking at a rubber duck* Daddy loves ducky, does ducky love daddy?
LR to professional home maker.
No, no, no! the black back drop doesn't go as well with my eyes as the pink!
LR: Congratz to you for your new addition to the family and happy birthday!
Linky to pictures of my new daughter.
https://boards.cityofheroes.com/showflat...part=4&vc=1
LR standing next to Martha Stewart: I do so love your cheese balls
Me want cookie!
Power is unless without the will to use it,
But will in nothing unless you believe in yourself.
And that is ture power!
Written by-Mr Amazing
LR. so how about those cubs? I hear they have a chance at the championship this time.
(scirocco catches LR crocheting a throw
LR: What? It's for a badge.
"City of Heroes. April 27, 2004 - August 31, 2012. Obliterated not with a weapon of mass destruction, not by an all-powerful supervillain... but by a cold-hearted and cowardly corporate suck-up."
[as he twirls a walking cane and dons a top hat at a rakish angle]
"Hello! ma baby, Hello! Ma honey, Hello! ma ragtime gal.
Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me, Honey, you'll lose me, then you'll be left alone,
Oh baby, telephone and tell me I'm your own!"
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[as he twirls a walking cane and dons a top hat at a rakish angle]
"Hello! ma baby, Hello! Ma honey, Hello! ma ragtime gal.
Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me, Honey, you'll lose me, then you'll be left alone,
Oh baby, telephone and tell me I'm your own!"
[/ QUOTE ]
Reminds me of a bugs bunny cartoon. 
*Lord Recluse is playing his NES while Ghost Widow watches*
Lord Recluse: No. No! NO! YOU! That's it! Forget Statesman! You are my NEW arch-nemesis!
*Black Scorpion, Captain Mako and Scirocco walk into the room*
Black Scorpion: What is it?
Scirocco: Yeah, What's the big deal? I need some sleep!
Captain Mako: It's midnight for crying out loud!
Ghost Widow: Lord Recluse was playing Super Mario Bros. and he got owned by that first Goomba on World 1-1... AGAIN!
Lord Recluse: I hate that Goomba! Stupid brown mushroom monster thingy!
Scirocco: *sigh* I'm going back to bed!
to 
TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
Quote:
Awesome!
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Originally Posted by Malachi75
Hrm...for some reason I just heard in my head Lord Recluse singing "It's peanut butter jelly time!"
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Recluse: Now where did I put my "Supervillainy for Dummies" book at?
In the tower:
GW: Have you seen Recluse?
Mako: I think I seen him in his office.
GW: Thank you.
-Knock, knock- GW opens the door immediately. Recluse is playing with action figures of himself, Statesman, Numina and Ghost Widow.
LR: DAMMIT! You're supposed to wait for me to say "Come in!" after you knock!
I hate being evil! I never win!