Destined One: My lord, I have come to face my final challenge.
Lord Recluse: So be it! You must first defeat me at a game of Jenga!
Destined One: But...won't all those bane spiders kind of rattle the table?
Lord Recluse: Of course they will! It's supposed to be a challenge!
They play. A Bane Spider sneezes partway through the game, collapsing the tower just after Lord Recluse places his brick. The Destined one wins. Lord Recluse turns around, and vaporizes the Bane Spider with over 4000 damage
Lord Recluse: You have passed my first challenge! Next, you must...um...bring me The Helmet of Statesman!
Destined One: Oh...okay. Here you go.
Lord Recluse: (Looks confused) when did you have time to do this?
Destined One: Well, last halloween, the guys and I were running around busting down doors, and this kind of rolled out.
pause
Destined One: Err...Just kidding! I poisoned Statesman by making him drink the water of the cute and fluffy tribbles.
Lord Recluse glares at the Destined One
Lord Recluse: I see. Have I ever told you the story of how I received my powers?
Destined One: Thinks for a while. A brief moment of horror flashes across his face, then he regains his composure. No, my lord. Do you care to share it with me?
Lord Recluse: Skepical Some other time, perhaps...Your third, and semi-final challenge is...find the Bane Spider named BOB! Mwahahahahaha!
Destined One: targetcustomnext alive Bob
Destined One: Oops...mt
Lord Recluse: MT?
Destined One: Never mind...
LR: ...Rosebud...
LR: Damnit Ghost Widow, where's my 30 Seconds to Mars cd? That lovely Jared Leto has such a sexy voice!
LR: What is with you people? Can't you see I'm in the middle of an interdimensional crisis here? My peanut butter is missing!
"Your voice holds the key to your society
Expose the ones that want to **** it up for you and me
No more of settling for what they feed
The time has come to put the pressure up against the greed"
- Senser, "Resistance Now"
[ QUOTE ]
Destined One: My lord, I have come to face my final challenge.
Lord Recluse: So be it! You must first defeat me at a game of Jenga!
Destined One: But...won't all those bane spiders kind of rattle the table?
Lord Recluse: Of course they will! It's supposed to be a challenge!
They play. A Bane Spider sneezes partway through the game, collapsing the tower just after Lord Recluse places his brick. The Destined one wins. Lord Recluse turns around, and vaporizes the Bane Spider with over 4000 damage
Lord Recluse: You have passed my first challenge! Next, you must...um...bring me The Helmet of Statesman!
Destined One: Oh...okay. Here you go.
Lord Recluse: (Looks confused) when did you have time to do this?
Destined One: Well, last halloween, the guys and I were running around busting down doors, and this kind of rolled out.
pause
Destined One: Err...Just kidding! I poisoned Statesman by making him drink the water of the cute and fluffy tribbles.
Lord Recluse glares at the Destined One
Lord Recluse: I see. Have I ever told you the story of how I received my powers?
Destined One: Thinks for a while. A brief moment of horror flashes across his face, then he regains his composure. No, my lord. Do you care to share it with me?
Lord Recluse: Skepical Some other time, perhaps...Your third, and semi-final challenge is...find the Bane Spider named BOB! Mwahahahahaha!
Destined One: targetcustomnext alive Bob
Destined One: Oops...mt
Lord Recluse: MT?
Destined One: Never mind...
[/ QUOTE ]
Haha, I love this one.
Since people are doing the "All your base" thing, why not the complete version:
States: What happen?
Posi: Someone set us up the bomb.
Synapse: We get signal.
States: What!
Synapse: Main screen turn on!
States: It's you!
Recluse: How are you gentlemen?
Recluse: All your base are belong to us!
States: What you say?
Recluse: You have no chance to survive make your time!
Recluse: Ha ha ha.
Posi: Captain?
States: You know what you doing.
States: Take off every Zig.
States: For great justice.
States: Move Zig.
And another ref from an old video game:
Recluse: AYA! I lose again! But I not give up! One day, I will be a winner is me!!
Edit: Aw, someone beat me to the musical version.
Edit, again:
Ghost Widow: My lord, our forces have conquered Warburg! All of those cruise missiles are ours to command!
Recluse: Victory! There is only one way to celebrate the rain of devistation that shall befall Paragon City! (singing)
"The ray-de-a-shun in the ground,
Makes a love-ly, bubbley sound.
The men in suits,
Who don't eat fruit,
Can't compre-hend,
The one-leg-ed newt.
That was caused from disaster at th' reactor's core,
A melt-down expected to start a war!
Now I bought my-self a lead ascot,
It looks good, but I'm starting to rot!
(chorus)
Hey you,
With that green glow in your hair,
I swear I see a tear,
In your ray-de-a-shun wear,
somehow it's there!
(banjo solo)
Recluse: Razor blades, boomerangs and iron hands,
Cross-bows an' hockey pads are in demand!
The toxic waste in synthetic place,
Can add an eye-ball to your face!
(chorus 2)
Hey you,
With that green glow in your hair,
I swear I see a tear,
In your ray-de-a-shun wear,
somehow it's there!
Hey me,
You know your gums are startin' to bleed,
I got some shrinkin' and mutatin' genes,
And some bleak posterity,
If they end up...
Black Scorpion: Like me, (sound of tap-dancing)
I'm The Humungous.
Everybody knows,
That I rule the wastelands.
Now lemme introduce to you,
Benjy,
The tap-dancing mutant boy.
Aw, Benjy-boy.
Mako (he's the one tap-dancing): Hi, I'm Benjy,
I'm the tap-dancing mutant boy.
I wasn't always like this,
I was born a normal boy.
But now I live,
In this world of joy!
Recluse: It's Benjy,
From Peoria,
Don't drink the water,
I implor-ia!
But his mom and dad,
They were ex-posed,
An' that's how the neutrons grow!
(final chorus)
Hey you,
With that green glow in your hair,
I swear I see a tear,
In your ray-de-a-shun wear,
Somehow it's there!
Woah, hey me,
You know your gums are startin' to bleed,
I got some shrinkin' and mutatin' genes,
And some bleak post-air-i-tee,
If they end up...
(Recluse raises his voice an octave)
Like... meee..."
Ghost Widow: That's it, I'm leaving.
BackAlleyBrawler: I can't facepalm this post hard enough.
ShoNuff: If sophisticated = bro-mantically emo-tastic, then I'm going to keep to my Shonen loving simplicity dammit.
Lord Recluse: /e sings
LR: I like your booty, but I'm not...
Ghost Widow: My Lord, I have...
LR: /e puts away iPod
LR: What?
Issue 23: All your base are belong to us?
LR: I like big butts and I cannot lie! All you other villians can't deny!
GW: ...
Kid Whip-MA/SR
Wildfire Magni-ARCH/DEV and now FIRE/FIRE scrapper
Gaah! My leg-benders!
I have seen references to Geico five times in this thread give it a rest please.
LR (to Mako) HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NO TOUCHING MY GROIN! ONLY GHOST WIDOW CAN DO THAt!
I bet this crap never happens to statesman
((Y'know, I was just thinking about this thread and how much I missed it...))
LR: "Behold! My most devious plan to date!"
*throws in a DVD.*
Black Scorpion: "This isn't a plan... This is Hello Kitty!"
*Recluse makes a mad dash for the DVD player. After some violent thrashing, the player is destroyed, but Recluse holds the disc up triumphantly... Then carefully pockets it behind his back.*
Mako: "Hey, I was watching that!"
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
LR: Black Scorpion can you fix my monitor I cant see Ghost Widows room.
GW: I heard that!
LR: I should run shouldn't I?
BS: Uh........
Capn Mako: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOSS!
Ghost Widow, get in my bed honey.
*POW* Ow ow my balls. [ QUOTE ]
LR: Black Scorpion can you fix my monitor I cant see Ghost Widows room.
GW: I heard that!
LR: I should run shouldn't I?
BS: Uh........
Capn Mako: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOSS!
[/ QUOTE ]
Man that was funny.
LR: NOOO! Mako taped over "Teletubbies!"
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Here are five
Ghost Widow: Hey, Recluse, are you a spider or a human?
Lord Recluse: I'm Dominican...
Captain Mako: Lord Recluse! We are ready to put our doomsday plan into action!
Lord Recluse: Shutup Mako! I am playing internet checkers with Statesman...
Lord Recluse: Do you think I could pull off a lavender helm Mako?
Captain Mako: No...
Lord Recluse: Fine well then I am benching you for the next Arachnos softball game!
Lord Recluse: Do you ever get the feeling that you only go after girls because you are supposed to?
Captain Mako: Ewww
Black Scorpion: Boss, why are you so evil?
Lord Recluse: When I was in High School I asked Miss Liberty to the prom, but she stood me up to go with Statesman. I had to go with my back up date.
Black Scorpion: Who was your back up date?
Lord Recluse: Ghost Widow...
There ya have it five things Lord Recluse would never say...
Johnny Turbo | Phanto
THE CHALLENGERS: Challenge Accepted
HONORARY MEMBER: WARE.gov (Said I couldn't officially join because I'm too good at PvP)
[ QUOTE ]
Lord Recluse: When I was in High School I asked Miss Liberty to the prom, but she stood me up to go with Statesman. I had to go with my back up date.
[/ QUOTE ]
O.o
QUOTED FROM PARAGONWIKI
[ QUOTE ]
Miss Liberty's real name is unknown, but it is known that she is the daughter of Marcus Cole (Statesman)
[/ QUOTE ]
Eeeeewwwwww...
Mako: But it looked so cold, trembling in the rain! Can I keep him?!
LR: No! Take it back to where you found it!
^FMA reference 
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/petsay_name Ghost_Widow "Oh, Lord Recluse! I love you even more then I love the concept of Arachnos to which I am bound! Take me now!"
/petsay_name Black_Scorpion "You are the very cloud that blots out the sun in these isles, My Lord!"
/petsay_name Scirocco "im in ur base, stealin' ur Mu!"
/petsay_name Captain_Mako "Oh, Lord Recluse! I love you even more then I love chum, and I'm a man who loves his chum! Mmmm... Mmmmmmmmm..."
Recluse: You want the ball. You want it, huh? Do ya boy? Do ya?
Mako: For the last time I'm not a dog!
--
Recluse: Now Statesman, we shall see who truly is the master.
Stateman: Master of what?
Recluse: Dance Dance Revolution!...Stupid pad! The left arrow isn't working.
Statesman: Uhhhhhh
--
Recluse(singing): I'm the prettiest pretty princess.
Look at my dress
and the cute crown on my head.
I am the prettiest pretty princess.
I love to ride on unicorns through magic lands.
I am the prettiest pretty princess.
with smiles on the happy faces
telling me that
I am the prettiest pretty prince.
The most prettiest pretty prince in the whole wide world.
--
Archnos vs. Freedom Phalanx
Recluse: Soon you see the demise of your beloved Statesman.
Sister Psyche: Why are you so bent of destroying Statesman any way?
Recluse: He he he...was mean to me.
Recluse runs away crying. Ghost Widow chases him and gives him a comforting hug. And begins patting his back.
Ghost Widow: Now now it's ok, it's ok. Don't cry.
Recluse(now sobbing) h h h Oh ok.
Ghost Widow: Who's my evil master overlord?
Recluse: I-I-I aaammm!!!(starting crying again)
Ghost Widow continues to comfort him.
Maticore: Now I see why Ghost Widow is second in command.
If it ain't broke set it on fire, then say it was a fault in the design.
Main:50 Force Encephalon Mind/Kinetic Controller, Protector Server
Hi, I'm Recluse founder Rogue Isles and overlord of Arachnos. As overload I have make sure my spider legs as well as my war machine are protected from excessive wear. Which is why I use Pezoil. With it's patented formula it what I need to keep all my machines in well working order. Whether it be helping escaped convicts. Vaporizing heros with Drones. Or just trimming the bushes with my spider leg. Penzoil. Protecting villianous machines for over 30 years.
--
As a super villian I wear a costume with an excessive amount of accessories and it can get hot. Wearing a hot costume for hours can cause plenty of persperation and persperation can make a soggy costume at the end of the day. With is why I use Right Guard Power Stripe Super Anti-Persperant Action Supreme
If it ain't broke set it on fire, then say it was a fault in the design.
Main:50 Force Encephalon Mind/Kinetic Controller, Protector Server
*door shuts, GW walks in carrying groceries*
LR: Honeeyyyy? Did you rememeber to buy that repellent for our spider infestation?
GW: Er...Must've slipped my mind
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LR: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves...
GW: My lord?
LR: Everybody's nerves,
BS: Uh Boss?
LR: Everybody's nerves.
Scirocco: Lord--
LR: Shut up! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves--
Mako: --Recluse--
LR: AND THIS IS HOOW IT GOOOES! I know a song that...
GW: Mako, would now be a particularly good time to tell him about what happened to his laptop?
Mako: No.
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1. "The curtains, I don't want them!"
2. "PL pleeze."
Ghost Widow: Do me! Do me!!
LR: Not tonight, I have a headache.