On televisions around the world, a close shot of Lord Recluse's head appears.
Recluse: Attention citizens of the world! I have taken over all broadcast frequencies! There is nothing you can do to stop me from delivering my message! And my message is...
the camera zooms out to reveal that he is wearing nothing except his helmet.
Recluse: (dancing and singing) I'm nekked! Uh uh! I'm nekked! uh uh! Nekked, nekked, nekked!
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
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Sirocco: My lord, I think perhaps you are under too much stress from your ongoing projects. Maybe a hobby alieviate some of the stress.
Recluse: You know, Sirocco, I think you're right. I'm going to go off and find a hobby today!
*5 hours later*
Sirocco: So, my lord, did you find a suitable hobby?
Recluse: Yes, I think I shall enjoy this hobby very much.
Sirocco: Excellent! and what hobby is that sir?
Recluse: I have decided to take up amateur proctology.
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
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Sirocco: My lord, I think perhaps you are under too much stress from your ongoing projects. Maybe a hobby alieviate some of the stress.
Recluse: You know, Sirocco, I think you're right. I'm going to go off and find a hobby today!
*5 hours later*
Sirocco: So, my lord, did you find a suitable hobby?
Recluse: Yes, I think I shall enjoy this hobby very much.
Sirocco: Excellent! and what hobby is that sir?
Recluse: I have decided to take up amateur proctology.
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Statesman hears this and calls Lord Recluse....Hey buddie whats up?...Do me first and often 
t.v. commercial:
Lord Recluse is walking down the street, a gun strapped to his hip. The camera approaches and focuses on his face.
Voice over: Excuse me, is that an Uzi?
Recluse: Why, yes it is. Hey, self-defense is no laughing matter! That why when I want to look out for number one I pack an Uzi. Accept no substitutes.
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
Recluse is sitting at a coffe table with the statesman in an opposing chair.
LR-"This just might be the biggest thing in my entire LIFE"
SM-"You'll never beat me"
LR-"You can never beat me"
*Hours later*
SM-"haha Recluse you lose"
*Lord Recluse flips over the board*
LR-"I can't belive it *sniff sniff* you beat me in candyland *Cries*
*Statesmn pats him on the back*
SM-"Shh shh it's ok how about we play again and you can beat me this time"
LR-*sniff* "Really!"
(Lord Recluses's Throne Room)
Mako: My lord, Statesman is no more.
*Recluse jumps out of throne and dances about*
Recluse: Finally, I've awaited this day for counteless years. Now I will...will...
*Sits back down*
Recluse: Hm...now what?
"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi
Characters
Recluse: Lord Palmerston!
Statesman: And I say England's greatest prime minister was Pitt the Elder!
Recluse: Lord Palmerston!
Statesman: Pitt the Elder!
Recluse: LORD PALMERSTON!
Statesman: PITT! THE! ELDER!
Recluse: All right Statesman, you asked for this! *decks States and sends him sprawling on the floor*
Sirocco: You show him, my lord! (derisively) Pitt the Elder!
Recluse: LORD PALMERSTON! *decks Sirocco*
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
Lord Recluse and Mako have a contest.
Lord Recluse: Here's the contest whoever can make it to the top of Spider City wins!
Mako: Ok, I'm beat you so hard your gonna be running to your mama.
Lord Recluse: Wa What did yo you say?
Mako: I said your gonna be running ot your mama.
Lord Recluse: I don't have a mother whaaa-ha whaaaa wha-haaaa whaaaaaa. She was the best person and gave the little cookies with the hearts on them and the cute little bunnies, and when she gave me those cute homemade teddy bears that i would cuddle with in bed. Whaaa-whaaaa.
Mako: No no, I didn't say your mama i said . . . i said Joe Mama *mumbles "Oh, God I'm in trouble."*
Lord Recluse: Oh, sorry for the crying ya know what Mako . . . I LOVE YOU.
Mako: Oh my God! Get away from me you freak. *Jumps in an Arachnoid hole.*
Lord Recluse: *On his hands and knees, appearing to be either injured or upset*
Ghost Widow: My lord, are you alright? Did Statesman...?
Lord Recluse: No.
Ghost Widow: Did your latest plan fail?
Lord Recluse: ...No...
Ghost Widow: Then what is it m'lord?
Lord Recluse: *Sniff*... Meredith is leaving The View for the blasted Today Show... *Sobs* Curse you, Katie Couric!
Luficia's Virtueverse Page
"My falafel!!"
OMG! STATESMAN NERFED MEH!!!!!!!
LR: Luke...*wheeze* *wheeze* I am your mother....
* takes off helmet *
* flips hair out to fix it *
How's it going honey?
L: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Giggity Giggty Giggity...Aw Right.
Lord Reluse plays video games with Scirocco.
Scirocco: Lets play Bloody Mayhem: The Devil's Rage: The Ultra Apocolypse III V.2
Lord Recluse: No! I want to play Fluffy Bunny Lovey Wuvy Time.
Something Lord Recluse will never get to say:
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! I have killed Statesman! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!"
Statesman said let there be heroes, and there were heroes.
Lord Recluse said let there be villains, and there were villains.
NCsoft said let there be nothing, and there was nothing.
" but MOOOOM, i almost killed statesman! "
Lord Recluse says to Mako: Ohmygod you killed Statesman!
" j0in m3h t3am, n00b. "
Lord Recluse: *to statesman* "I leave you to your-"
Scirocco: *wispering to Recluse* Moosey Fate! moosey fate!
Lord Recluse: To your Moosey Fate! *manical laughter*
"STOP SUCKING MY D!CK OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE!"
Ick.
LR:
MUA HA HA HA HA HA! I HAVE CAPTURED THE SHADOW SHARD!! MUA HA HA HA HA HA-*urk*
* gets FB'ed off the rock he is on *
* falling in the void *
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lord Recluse and Scorpion are walking in Sirens Call
LR-"So as i was telling you, Black Scorpion, my plan to take over the world i-"
*He gets Tped into a drone.*
BS-"What happened"
LR-"God D--- it, stupid F---ing tp into drone, F---ing noobs"
LR: Kekekekekekekekeke!
* LR steps into WB *
* LR is immeadiately killed IS'd by a freaking pb GM who cheated and overrided teh 30 second ps *
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIT!
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i strted this before but can't find it anymore...so...keep the laughs coming people.
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Lord Recluse: "I really loved that Broke Back Mountain movie. I can't wait til it comes out on DVD!!!"
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