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Recluse (singing slowly):
While driving in my Cadillac, what to my surprise.
A little Nash Rambler was following me, about one third my size.
The guy must have wanted to pass me up, as he kept on tooting his horn.
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn.
Beep beep.
Beep beep.
His horn went beep beep beep.
(sure, it's not original, but it's really obscure. ten bucks to whoever knows how the song ends and tell me where i can get an mp3 of it cause i can't find the blasted thing)
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I know what song your talking about. It came out in 1959 or so, Its called Little nash rambler, and at the end of the song it passes the other car heh. I have it in my vinal collection somewhere. Just google it you'll find it.
((oh i've tried googling it, but all i find is lyrics.))
Ghost Widow: Sirocco what, pray tell, are you doing on the computer?
Sirocco: Well, Lord Recluse is always in debt so I wanted to find out why. I've hacked into his credit card company's database so I can find a record of all his transactions.
GW: What have you found?
S: He's spending a lot of money on something called 'Spiders Gone Wild'...
Goodbye, I guess.
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Recluse (singing to the tune of America the Beautiful): Establishment, establishment. You always know what's best...
Goodbye, I guess.
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(Lord Recluse hears a knock at the door).....Mommy?
Recluse:
You put the boom-boom into my heart
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts
Jitterbug into my brain
Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same
But something's bugging you
Something ain't right
My best friend told me what you did last night
Left me sleepin' in my bed
I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead.
Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah)
Goodbye, I guess.
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Reclues: d00D!1!11! 1 r0x0rz j00r !30x0rz!!!111!1!!!111!!1!!1!!!One!!!11!!111!!!Elev en!!1!!!!111 j00 n00!3
Recluse : You know I don't go anywhere without my silk undergarments!
Recluse: Ghost Widow! I need you to inform the arbiters of a new law they must enforce. And they must do so without mercy.
Ghost Widow: Certainly my lord. What is this new law?
Recluse: He who smelt it dealt it.
Goodbye, I guess.
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nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
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Recluse: Ghost Widow! I need you to inform the arbiters of a new law they must enforce. And they must do so without mercy.
Ghost Widow: Certainly my lord. What is this new law?
Recluse: He who smelt it dealt it.
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LOL 
I'm sure it's been posted... Didn't bother reading past page 10 for it, though.
Positron: We get signal!
Statesman: What you say?
Positron: Main screen turn on!
Lord Recluse: How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive, make your time.
Can't sleep clowns will eat me, can't sleep clowns ill eat me...
*standing outside of ghost widow's tower in the rain playing a boombox and singing*
LR "I can't live, if living is with out you..."
Ghost widow: "Oh my lord!!"
LR: "Wait ghost widow this is your room, damn I was looking for Wretch. Sorry"
*the next day GW kicks down Wretchs door, only to find Wretch sitting there in a lacy black teddy*
GW: "Whats been going on here?"
Wretch: "Mr Wreck Loose he make Wretch feel pretty inside"
*Recluse addresses the troops*
LR: "I've called you all here to tell you one thing... Repeat after me. This world is made of Love and Peace!"
LR: "Mako Have you been moon lighting?"
Mako: "Why do you ask sir?"
LR : Well I was watching Veiwtiful Joe yesterday..."
*Recluse is in a mountain cabin with a raoring fire behind him. He's sprawled across a fur rug, with champagen on the chill wearing a pink silk teddy. Suddenly the door crashes open*
LR: "Ahh Statesman you've found my secret mountian hide away... what ever shall we doo now"
Reclues: I believe I may be the cursed one... These legs, keep, touching me, in places...
I voted for Bush. ROFL
"But look how cute my minions are"
"What?. My helmet is very original; it doesn't look like Stateman's"
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Recluse: Ghost Widow! I need you to inform the arbiters of a new law they must enforce. And they must do so without mercy.
Ghost Widow: Certainly my lord. What is this new law?
Recluse: He who smelt it dealt it.
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Recluse: Wait, I have a corollary to add to that.
Ghost Widow: Yes my lord?
Recluse: The law shall be, 'He who smelt it dealt it, but he who denies it shall be deemed to have supplied it.' Now go forth and carry out my will!
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
Sirocco: What are you reading milord?
Recluse: The City of Heroes forums. Fools, they are announcing to the world their plans to thwart villainy. Look here, on Freedom a task force is forming to go after the Clockwork King. They're blatantly stating they're going to come after him and I bet the fool doesn't even know it.
Sirocco: How can we turn this to our advantage?
Recluse: Well, it says here that within the year the city will be allowing heroes to wear trenchcoats, an item in very high demand yet mysteriously they are not yet permitted to wear them.
Sirocco: But how does this help us?
Recluse: I'm getting to that fool! So, we wait until the day when heroes can start wearing trenchcoats and then...(dramatic pause)...WE STEAL ALL THE TRENCHCOATS IN THE WORLD! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Sirocco: That's your plan?
Recluse: Yes. What do you think?
Sirocco: It's um, it's good.
Recluse: You don't like it.
Sirocco: No, no! I, uh, like it plenty.
Recluse: Well you don't sound enthusiastic about it.
Sirocco: I think it just has some problems is all. Minor problems mind you.
Recluse: Problems? What problems could it possibly have? It's fool proof!
Sirocco: Well, for starters, where are we going to put that many trenchcoats?
Recluse: Warehouses.
Sirocco: We don't have that many warehouses.
Recluse: Well we'll make more then.
Sirocco: Okay. Second, is ther an exact date when the city will allow heroes to wear trenchcoats?
Recluse: Sometime within the year.
Sirocco: But no exact date?
Recluse: Not...as...such, no.
Sirocco: So how will you know when to steal all the trenchcoats?
Recluse: Ummm...
Sirocco: And once you get the world's trenchcoats, what are you going to do with them all? Just let them sit around in the warehouses?
Recluse: Okay, that's it. I'm going to go find Black Scorpion so I can have a conversaion with a mindless yesman. He'll think my plan is great!
*Five minutes later*
Sirocco: So what did Scorpion think of your plan?
Recluse: Oh shut up!
Goodbye, I guess.
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nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
Lord Recluse is in the bar of the Golden Giza on singles' night. He walks up to Silver Mantis.
"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a bit?"
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
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"What?. My helmet is very original; it doesn't look like Stateman's"
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"and it definatly doesn' look like shredder's!"
Lord Recluse: You're beautiful....You're beautiful... You're beautiful its true...
Black Scorpion: 0.o
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Lord Recluse: I believe you have my stapler..
*takes out a plate of green jello*
Lord Recluse: There's always room for jello.
Recluse:
Macho Macho Man ... I .. come everyone sing!!!
Thought bubble: **Damn that Cop is HAWT!**
In the Freakshow section of Sharkhead, hidden among the shacks, there is a sturdy, well built building, out of place among the shacks and shanties of the Freak village. The sign on the outside reads: Electric Ladyland Laptop Dances. Inside, the air is filled with smoke as the Freaks watch poorly built, vaguely female robots dance around.
Seated at the center stage, Black Scorpion, Lord Recluse, and Siege are on a guys' night out.
Recluse: I don't like this place. It's 120 degrees and there's very little oxygen.
Black Scorpion: Shut up and hoot.
The lights dim and a large fembot rolls on stage
Black Scorpion: Hubba-hubba, she is built -- in Mexico, I believe.
Siege: And that ain't silicon, it's tungsten. And plenty of it!
Recluse: (unsure) Uh, yeah. Look at that exhaust fan.
Siege: Ew!
Black Scorpion: Pervert.
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
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In the Freakshow section of Sharkhead, hidden among the shacks, there is a sturdy, well built building, out of place among the shacks and shanties of the Freak village. The sign on the outside reads: Electric Ladyland Laptop Dances. Inside, the air is filled with smoke as the Freaks watch poorly built, vaguely female robots dance around.
Seated at the center stage, Black Scorpion, Lord Recluse, and Siege are on a guys' night out.
Recluse: I don't like this place. It's 120 degrees and there's very little oxygen.
Black Scorpion: Shut up and hoot.
The lights dim and a large fembot rolls on stage
Black Scorpion: Hubba-hubba, she is built -- in Mexico, I believe.
Siege: And that ain't silicon, it's tungsten. And plenty of it!
Recluse: (unsure) Uh, yeah. Look at that exhaust fan.
Siege: Ew!
lmao very nice
Black Scorpion: Pervert.
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lmao very nice
((HEY BUDDY! How do you get it out of second gear??
I wish I had an mp3 of this song!))
Writing: Cape Fic
Featured Art: MechaTerp & CorporateRock, by Shia
Music: DJ Pyrria