Things Lord Recluse would never say...


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*Recluse sits on the veranda calmly reading his morning paper as Ghost Widow stretches and begins her morning workout routine. Sister Psyche drops from the sky and she and Ghost Widow engage in a fierce battle. Furniture is destroyed, clothing torn, and skin exposed. Still, Lord Recluse focuses on his paper. At that moment Synaps rushes onto the scene, only to take a blast from Ghost Widow in the chest, exposing his muscular torso. At this, Lord Recluse sets down his paper and simply says...*
"Ooh..."


 

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Lord Recluse: ah man I recked my car! Man now what am I to do?
Ghost Widow: Better call Mako


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Lord Recluse and Statesman fight while eating their favorite snacks. Lord Recluse and Statesman charge eatch other at the same time with their fists extended.

LR: Hey, you got your chocolate in my peanut-butter!

SM: And you got your peanut butter in my chocolate!


 

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Recluse: For those days when you're not feeling as fresh as you deserve to be, trust Vagiclean. The only feminine hygene product endorsed by Arachnos.


Goodbye, I guess.

@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online

nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch

 

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*recluse posing in the mirror* D### i am one sexxy b##ch ... oh yeah, work it baby ....


 

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Lord Recluse:Oh man someone put the wrong tape in the Night of the living dead case. Its Ghost Widow does Mercy island, Bah jezzzz.....MMMAAAKKKOOO!


 

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Statesman (After dispatching a horde of Aracnos agents): Recluse, you bloodsucker. You're gonna have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

Recluse: Marcus. You're still alive, old friend?

Statesman: Still, "old friend." You've managed to kill everyone else but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target.

Recluse: Perhaps I no longer need to try, my friend.
[teleports the Sister Psyche away]

Statesman: Recluse... Recluse, ok... you've got her, but you don't have me. You were going to kill me, Reculse. You're gonna have to come down here. You're gonna have to come down here!

Reculse: I've done far worse than kill you, Marcus. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her: marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet, buried alive. Buried alive.

Statesman: KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!

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Recluse Singing: "Well I'm leaving... On a jet plane..."

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I can’t stand to fly
I’m not that naive
I’m just out to find
The better part of me

I’m more than a bird...i’m more than a plane
More than some pretty face beside a train
It’s not easy to be me

Wish that I could cry
Fall upon my knees
Find a way to lie
About a home I’ll never see

It may sound absurd...but don’t be naive
Even heroes have the right to bleed
I may be disturbed...but won’t you concede
Even heroes have the right to dream
It’s not easy to be me

Up, up and away...away from me
It’s all right...you can all sleep sound tonight
I’m not crazy...or anything...

I can’t stand to fly
I’m not that naive
Men weren’t meant to ride
With clouds between their knees

I’m only a man in a silly red sheet
Digging for kryptonite on this one way street
Only a man in a funny red sheet
Looking for special things inside of me
Inside of me
Inside me
Yeah, inside me
Inside of me

I’m only a man
In a funny red sheet
I’m only a man
Looking for a dream

I’m only a man
In a funny red sheet
And it’s not easy, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm...

Its not easy to be me

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More singing:

"Mama... I just killed a man... Put my claws against his head, shoved them in and now he's dead... Mama... Life had just begun, But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away.
Mama ooo, Didn’t mean to make you cry- If I’m not back again this time tomorrow- Carry on,carry on..."


 

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Statesman (After dispatching a horde of Aracnos agents): Recluse, you bloodsucker. You're gonna have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

Recluse: Marcus. You're still alive, old friend?

Statesman: Still, "old friend." You've managed to kill everyone else but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target.

Recluse: Perhaps I no longer need to try, my friend.
[teleports the Sister Psyche away]

Statesman: Recluse... Recluse, ok... you've got her, but you don't have me. You were going to kill me, Reculse. You're gonna have to come down here. You're gonna have to come down here!

Reculse: I've done far worse than kill you, Marcus. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her: marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet, buried alive. Buried alive.

Statesman: KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!

[/ QUOTE ]

Best...Trek movie...ever! I tip my hat to you good sir.


Goodbye, I guess.

@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online

nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch

 

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Lord Recluse: Hey Ghost Widow, did you bring that ......cream......I need back with you? I'm starting to dig a hole in my costume.


 

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Recluse: Sirocco! Assemble a strike force! Some German punk thinks he can out bid me on William Shatner's kidney stone on eBay!


Goodbye, I guess.

@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online

nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch

 

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Recluse "Which do you think...the red heels or the black patton leather boots?"


 

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Statesman: KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!

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Heh, but shouldn't it be RECLUUUUUUUUUSE!


 

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Eh... I dunno... But I still like the refrence.


 

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I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those kids and that lousy mutt!


 

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tra la lala la la, la lala la la (Smurfs Theme)

or

I'll get you Gadjet! Next Time! NEXT TIME!!!!!!! REOWR!!!!!!!!

- Raith


 

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Visine, it gets the red out.


Pinnacle
Heroes
When in danger, or in doubt; Run in circles, scream and shout.

 

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Mako: Aruba, Jamaca, oo i wanna take ya to
Sirroco: Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Scorpion: Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go
Recluse: Oooh i wanna take you down to Kokomo! We'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow. THAAAAT'S where we waanaa goOoo, way down in Kokomo!


Goodbye, I guess.

@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online

nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch

 

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[ QUOTE ]
Mako: Aruba, Jamaca, oo i wanna take ya to
Sirroco: Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Scorpion: Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go
Recluse: Oooh i wanna take you down to Kokomo! We'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow. THAAAAT'S where we waanaa goOoo, way down in Kokomo!

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Black Widow: This is the last time I spike the drinks at the monthly meetings.


Pinnacle
Heroes
When in danger, or in doubt; Run in circles, scream and shout.

 

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Recluse (while fighting the Phalanx with his Lts): *gasp* I've got it! Just ignore them! They can't hurt us if they don't exist and they can't exist if we stop paying attention!

All others: *stare blankly at Recluse*

Recluse: *stands looking deviant and staring off at the sky instead of at Statesman who is lying on the ground battered beneath him*

Ghost Widow: Uhm sir... Maybe you should finish him off...?

Recluse: Finish who off Widow? I don't know what you'retalk- UNMPH! *goes flying from a punch to the face*

Scirocco: This is what I get for putting an employment wanted [censored] in the paper...


 

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Ghost Widow:So Lord Recluse what would you like to eat tonight?

Lord Recluse: I want my hossenfeffer!


 

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Lord Recluse: Crap...hide under the bed moms home!


 

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LR: hmm what should i say that i would never say?


 

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7 of 9 alarm clock: Get out of bed. Resistance is futile. Wake up and assimilate the day. Get out of bed. Resistance is futile. Wake up and assimilate the day.

Recluse: I wonder if I could ever date a woman like Jeri Ryan.

7 of 9 alarm clock: That, too, is futile.

Recluse (moving to deactivate it): I think we've had just about enough out of you.

7 of 9 alarm clock: Do not touch me.

Recluse: How am I supposed to turn you off?

7 of 9 alarm clock: Believe me, I am already turned off.

Recluse: Clock tease!


Goodbye, I guess.

@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online

nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch

 

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Recluse: BLAST YOU STATESMAN! YOU SHALL RUE THE DAY THAT YOU...um...YES! The ruing shall be upon you! Oh will you be ruing! And you cannot escape the ruing! Ruing is inescapable! I deride your rue escaping abilities! For one day, when you least expect it, you shall feel rue! And rue you shall! There will be no mitigation of your feelings of rue! Rue upon you! And rue to all of your cohorts!

5 minutes later

Recluse:...with the ruing! And you shall rue for the rest of your life! Living from rue to rue until you feel you can rue no more and then just when you think you've rued your last there shall be a second ruing! And this ruing shall...

(rant shortened due to length and overuse of the word 'rue')


Goodbye, I guess.

@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online

nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch

 

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Super Heroe: "Hello, I'm the Grim Reaper, a lvl 1 Tanker. Nice to meet you. Actually I've unsuccessfully tried to kill you over 1,000,000 times through out your life......"

Lord Recluse: "So you are the one who always makes me soil my pants!"