Things Lord Recluse would never say...


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CRAM A BASTERD IN IT YOU LITTLE CRAP!!


Goodbye, I guess.

@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online

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Lord Recluse (wearing a girls school uniform): Oops I did it again. I played with your heart, got lost in the game. Ooh baby, baby...


Goodbye, I guess.

@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online

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Ghost Widow: My Lord, am I pretty?

Recluse: (monotone) Were I undead I would take you in a manly fasion.

Ghost Widow: Because I'm pretty?

Recluse: Because you're pretty.


Goodbye, I guess.

@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online

nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch

 

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[ QUOTE ]
Ghost Widow: My Lord, am I pretty?

Recluse: (monotone) Were I undead I would take you in a manly fasion.

Ghost Widow: Because I'm pretty?

Recluse: Because you're pretty.

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL! I don't know WHY this ones so funny to me but it really is!!
Nicely Done! ^_^


 

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Recluse and his Lieutenants are watching the Golden Globes.

Lord Recluse: Yes! Another one for BrokeBack Mountain!!!

Black Scorpion & Captain Mako stare at Recluse

Lord Recluse: What?! *sniff* It was a good movie dammit!

Ghost Widow pats Recluse on the back and gives him a hug


 

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LR: Damn, this groin gaurd sure is uncomphertable.


 

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Lord Recluse: *sings* One is the lonliest number...


Issue 23: All your base are belong to us?

 

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Lord Recluse: If only I could change reality back to 2nd edition! I'd have 8 attacks per round! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!


Issue 23: All your base are belong to us?

 

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Recluse: Alright everyone, listen up. This plan is incase of an emergency. When everything fails A) Scream as loud as you can B) Run.


Goodbye, I guess.

@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online

nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch

 

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*screams*

Someone put dookie in my pants!!!!


 

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Lord Recluse: OK damnit! Who stole my Judas Priest albums!


 

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Lord Recluse: Uh oh spaghettios


 

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Lord Reclues: Peas porridge hot peas porridge cold , peas porridge in the pot nine days old..oh I love jumping rope to this song lalalalala


God Bless The USA, In God I Put All My Trust.
Jesus Is Lord!
Dreama lev 50 dark dark defender,Dreama Me lev 37 PB, Yo Baby lev 50 regen scapper M-Arts,
BelairButterfly lev 36 invl tankie,
Catcandoo lev 41 regen/dark scapper

 

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Recluse: *to Ghost Widow* Last night, I had a dream about you. In this dream, I'm dancing along side you. And it looked, like everyone was having fun, the kind of feeling I waited so lo-o-ong.

Oh, I dunno what to do-o-o, about this dream and yo-o-ou. I wish this dream comes true. Oh, I know what to do, about this dream and y-o-o-u, we'll make this dream come true.


 

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Lord Recluse: Come on guys can't you play nice?
now see we can all get along thats my boys!!


God Bless The USA, In God I Put All My Trust.
Jesus Is Lord!
Dreama lev 50 dark dark defender,Dreama Me lev 37 PB, Yo Baby lev 50 regen scapper M-Arts,
BelairButterfly lev 36 invl tankie,
Catcandoo lev 41 regen/dark scapper

 

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Recluse: Can't we all just get a thong?


Goodbye, I guess.

@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online

nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch

 

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[ QUOTE ]
Recluse: Can't we all just get a thong?

[/ QUOTE ]

Lord Recluse: Hey this was pink!..Who put all the damn bleach in the wash?!


 

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Lord Recluse: MAKO ! if I hear one more bad cuss word out of your mouth I will wash it out with soap..


God Bless The USA, In God I Put All My Trust.
Jesus Is Lord!
Dreama lev 50 dark dark defender,Dreama Me lev 37 PB, Yo Baby lev 50 regen scapper M-Arts,
BelairButterfly lev 36 invl tankie,
Catcandoo lev 41 regen/dark scapper

 

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LR: Little bunny foo foo hopping through the forest...

GW: What are you doing?

LR: Nothing... nothing at all


 

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Lord Recluse : Ghosty baby I can't sleep
Ghost Widow : well what am I surpose to do about that sheezzzz
Lord Recluse: well uh will you sing me a lullaby?
Ghost Widow: if it will shut you up fine..
Rockaby Recluse ina mish beating up Statemen with his fists
when you have finished he will be done and Recluse is still # 1
Lord Recluse awwwww thanks Ghosty
Ghost Widow : don't call me that!


God Bless The USA, In God I Put All My Trust.
Jesus Is Lord!
Dreama lev 50 dark dark defender,Dreama Me lev 37 PB, Yo Baby lev 50 regen scapper M-Arts,
BelairButterfly lev 36 invl tankie,
Catcandoo lev 41 regen/dark scapper

 

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LR: (wakes up) I think...I think...I think I'm going to give up. Yes States will never know what hit him.


 

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[ QUOTE ]
Recluse: Mwahaha, soon, all the heroes will be lying before me, powerless! And with my newfound power, and SUPREME rule, I shall exact the most dastardly, evil, unspeakably VILE plan of action against the populace of Paragon!!

Ghost Widow: And that would be?

Recluse: I shall take over all the radio stations of Paragon, and blast Richard Simmons workout tapes over the airwaves, so that all will work out along with me, so we tighten our tummies, and tone our tushies!!

Ghost Widow: ...

Recluse: Now, where's my blanky, I need my nap before I can begin working!!

Ghost Widow: ... ...

[/ QUOTE ]

That was good, lol


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50Limitshift: EM/WP Brute
Victoria Nox: Dark/Dark Dominator
And about 5 others that change constantly...

 

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Mako walks up to a door, looking over his shoulder to see if he's being followed. He knockes gently.

Recluse: Who is it?

Mako: (whispering) Hey man it's Mako. Open up man I think the cops are following me.

No response comes. Mako knocks again.

Recluse: Who is it?

Mako: (whispering) It's..it's me man, Mako. Open up.

Recluse: Who?

Mako: (whispering) Mako, come on man I think the cops were following me!

Recluse: Mako's not here man.


Goodbye, I guess.

@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online

nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch

 

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[ QUOTE ]
Mako walks up to a door, looking over his shoulder to see if he's being followed. He knockes gently.

Recluse: Who is it?

Mako: (whispering) Hey man it's Mako. Open up man I think the cops are following me.

No response comes. Mako knocks again.

Recluse: Who is it?

Mako: (whispering) It's..it's me man, Mako. Open up.

Recluse: Who?

Mako: (whispering) Mako, come on man I think the cops were following me!

Recluse: Mako's not here man.

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL Cheech and Chong


 

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Recluse: I would just like to announce that Jimmy has stopped cracking corn and I do care.


Goodbye, I guess.

@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online

nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch