Recluse: People of Earth, I...ooh, those cookies i got in Amsterdam are coming back on me....Woah! (waves his hands in front of his face) My hands are, like, HUGE! And they can touch anything but themselves! (his hands touch each other) WOAH! You know...they call them fingers, but I've never seen them [censored]...oh there they go...
Goodbye, I guess.
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LOrd Recluse: my mommy told me to never rub this i'll go blind.(I CANT SEE!)
Recluse: My bologna has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R. My bologna has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R...
Goodbye, I guess.
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LR: OOOOOOOOOOH, I wish I was an Oscimire Weener, cuz that is what I realy want to be-e-e-e. Cuz, if I were and Oscimire Weener, then everyone would be in love with me!
Lord Recluse: You know...Statesman and i was lovers once
Lord Recluse is sucking his thumb
Statesman:Recluse your such a baby
Recluse:thats where your wrong Starboy
Lord Recluse touchs Statesmen wiht his thumb
Statesman:AHHHHHHHH spit it burns
Lord Recluse:Hey Jack I would like to thank you for nerfing invulnerbility tankers!
Statesman*laying dead*:No problem
Recluse (to his assembled ranks of soldiers): I have a surprise, everyone.
Endless Ranks of Soldiers: *breathless silence*
Recluse: You're all getting dental plans!
Endless Ranks of Soldiers: *massive cheers*
Statesman said let there be heroes, and there were heroes.
Lord Recluse said let there be villains, and there were villains.
NCsoft said let there be nothing, and there was nothing.
Recluse: B-E-N-D-E-R! BEEEENDER! B-E-N-D-E-R! BEEEEEENDER!
sorry folks, been watching a crapload of Futurama lately, a show tragically cancelled before its time
Goodbye, I guess.
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Lord Recluse: I just saved aton of money switching to gieco.
"Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow! Paper cut! Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!"
[ QUOTE ]
Soldiers: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
Wolf Spider #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
Soldiers: Burn her! Burn!
Recluse: How do you know she is a witch?
Wolf Spider #2: She looks like one.
Recluse: Bring her forward.
Ghost Widow: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
Recluse: But you are dressed as one.
Ghost Widow: They dressed me up like this.
Soldiers: We didn't, we didn't.
Ghost Widow: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
Recluse: Well?
Wolf Spider #1: Well, we did do the nose.
Recluse: The nose?
Wolf Spider #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!
Soldiers: Burn her! A witch! A witch! Burn her!
Recluse: Did you dress her up like this?
Soldiers: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, a bit, a bit.
Wolf Spider #1: She has got a wart.
Recluse: What makes you think she is a witch?
Wolf Spider #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
Recluse: A newt?
Wolf Spider #3: I got better.
Wolf Spider #2: Burn her anyway!
Soldiers: Burn! Burn her!
Recluse: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
she is a witch.
Soldiers: Are there? What are they? Tell us, tell us. Do they hurt?
Recluse: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
Wolf Spider #2: Burn!
Soldiers: Burn, burn them up!
Recluse: And what do you burn apart from witches?
Wolf Spider #1: More witches!
Wolf Spider #2: Wood!
Recluse: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
Wolf Spider #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
Recluse: Good!
Soldiers: Oh yeah, yeah...
Recluse: So, how do we tell whether she, is made, of wood?
Wolf Spider #1: Build a bridge out of her.
Recluse: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Wolf Spider #2: Oh, yeah.
Recluse: Does wood sink in water?
Wolf Spider #1: No, no.
Wolf Spider #2: It floats! It floats!
Wolf Spider #1: Throw her into the pond!
Soldiers: The pond!
Recluse: What also floats in water?
Wolf Spider #1: Bread!
Wolf Spider #2: Apples!
Wolf Spider #3: Very small rocks!
Wolf Spider #1: Cider!
Wolf Spider #2: Great gravy!
Wolf Spider #1: Cherries!
Wolf Spider #2: Mud!
Wolf Spider #3: Churches -- churches!
Wolf Spider #2: Lead -- lead!
Sirocco: A duck.
Soldiers: Oooh.
Recluse: Exactly! So, logically...,
Wolf Spider #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
Recluse: And therefore--?
Wolf Spider #1: A witch!
Soldiers: A witch! A duck! A duck!
[/ QUOTE ]LOL. Best. Movie. EVAR.
LR: Statesman is coming over for diner tonight, so you all must find something to do...And if the little sign is on the door donot come knockin!
Recluse: Well shake it up baby now!
Ghost Widow, Sirocco, Mako, and Scorpion: Shake it up baby!
Recluse: Twist and shout!
All: Twist and shout!
Recluse C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon baby now!
All: Come on baby!
Recluse: Work it on out!
All: Work it on out!
Recluse: Aaaaahhhh
Ghost Widow: Aaaaahhhh
Sirocco: Aaaahhhh
Mako: Aaaahhhh
Scorpion: Aaaahhhh
All: WAAAAAOOOH!
Goodbye, I guess.
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LD: Froggie went a cortin he did ride crambone......
LR: Sirocco, you're not working out as a crony very well, are you?
Sirocco: What? I do everything you ask me to do!! What's this rubbish?
LR: You're not... dapper enough.
Sirocco: DAPPER? I'm an evil archvillain! I got the dreadlocks, and the scary crazed expression, and the sword...
LR: Sorry, buddy, but none of this is floating my boat here. I'm gonna have to replace you.
Sirocco: With whom? Not one of those stupid clueless 'Destined Ones', is it?
LR: No, not at all.
Sirocco: Well then, who is this guy??
LR (to guard): Send him in.
Rimmer: Arnold J Rimmer reporting SAHR! (does his goofy salute)
"City of Heroes. April 27, 2004 - August 31, 2012. Obliterated not with a weapon of mass destruction, not by an all-powerful supervillain... but by a cold-hearted and cowardly corporate suck-up."
Recluse: Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
[ QUOTE ]
Recluse: Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
[/ QUOTE ]
LOL!!!
I'm one of the few old enough to get that! Sidney rules! LOL!
CuppaJo: **waves wand - you are mesmerized by the shiney bouncing Positron**
HypnotizerZero, Psyche-Delia, Twilight Samurai, Burning Rubber, Ignitrode & more...on Virtue.
AMD x2 4600+/7950GTKO/2Gb PC6400/Win2kPro
LR: Ghost Widow, Mako, Scorpion, Sciroco!
All: yes lord?
LR: I have finally thought of a plan to defeat the heros
All: yes?
LR: We are going to kill them. . .
LR: With Kindness!
ah one needn't be old to love the comedy perfection that is M*A*S*H (that is the early seasons before the show got all serious and depressing)
Lord Recluse: Statesman, before I kill you, there's just one thing I have to say...
Statesman: And what is that you evil [censored]?
Recluse: (singing) Did you ever know that you're my heeeeeroooo? You're everything IIIIII would like to beeee....
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
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My friends, though I am not talking as Lord Recluse but myself, I am giving you true horror. Please, read the following words carefully, and only follow them if your psyche is strong enough to endure the horrible train:
The song Livin in the sunlight by Tiny Tim. Sung by Lord Recluse in that pitched voice of happiness and rushed feeling. Listen to the song and realise why it is TRUE HORROR
[ QUOTE ]
LR: Ghost Widow, Mako, Scorpion, Sciroco!
All: yes lord?
LR: I have finally thought of a plan to defeat the heros
All: yes?
LR: We are going to kill them. . .
LR: With Kindness!
[/ QUOTE ]
He'l kill ya with kindness. He'l kill ya with a gr-i-i-i-i-n. Kid Friendly, don't you mess around with him.
Lord Recluse: I'll hit lvl 50 yet with my squishy tank on CoH!
(sits up all night in dreck mish befor the timing nerf)
Badges? Badges! We don't need no stinking Badges!
Lord Recluse: Man im such a n00b!....I cant get past the Jenova boss in Final Fantasy 7 
Black Scorpion: Package for you, boss.
Lord Recluse: Open it, will you? I'm a bit busy kicking Mojo Jojo's [censored].
Scorpion: *rolls eyes* Ok... *opens package, silence* This looks an awful lot like a Power Ranger action figure.
Recluse: Oh good, put it with the others.
Scorpion: Others?
Recluse: Yeah, in the room with the red door. Put it in between the Blossom doll and the pretty pink unicorn.
Scorpion: Wait...I though that place belonged to Widow.
Recluse: What made you think that?
Scorpion: Uhh....nothing, boss. Next to the unicorn it is.
Recluse: Damn right it was nothing. Damn you Mojo Jojo!
Statesman said let there be heroes, and there were heroes.
Lord Recluse said let there be villains, and there were villains.
NCsoft said let there be nothing, and there was nothing.