*Lord Recluse is reading a Dr. Phil book*
*Sniff* "He is so right. My anger and desire to conquer the world is really my subconcious need for my father to love me again"
Lord Recluse: They moved my moms trailer to the end of the park today, Much better view for her i must say.
Lord Recluse: The bunny, the bunny, oh, I ate the bunny
I didn't eat my soup or my bread, just the bunny
The bunny, the bunny, oh, I ate the bunny
And now I'm feelin' sick in the head from the bunny.
I didn't eat my salad, I didn't eat my steak
I had too much candy, got a tummy ache!
I need to eat good food to help me to grow
I'll obey my momma, 'cause she loves me so!
Yeah, I'll go to church! And I'll go to school!
That stuff is important, and I ain't no fool!
Ghost Widow, Sirocco, Mako, and Scorpion: I don't want no pickles, I don't want no honey
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny!
I don't want to tell you a joke that is funny
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny!
I don't want a tissue when my nose is runny
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny!
I don't want to play on a day that is sunny
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny!
Lord Recluse: The bunny, the bunny, oh, I ate the bunny
I didn't eat my soup or my bread, just the bunny
The bunny, the bunny, oh, I ate the bunny
And now I'm feelin' sick in the head from the bunny.
LR: Hey Mako! can you bring me aroll of tiolet paper please!
Lord Recluse: But I want to be in the show!
Mako: Now now LR You know you can't sing
Lord Recluse: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!
God Bless The USA, In God I Put All My Trust.
Jesus Is Lord!
Dreama lev 50 dark dark defender,Dreama Me lev 37 PB, Yo Baby lev 50 regen scapper M-Arts,
BelairButterfly lev 36 invl tankie,
Catcandoo lev 41 regen/dark scapper
LR: These hobby horse directions are in japenese!
Lord Recluse
singing) "Hakuna Matata" 
God Bless The USA, In God I Put All My Trust.
Jesus Is Lord!
Dreama lev 50 dark dark defender,Dreama Me lev 37 PB, Yo Baby lev 50 regen scapper M-Arts,
BelairButterfly lev 36 invl tankie,
Catcandoo lev 41 regen/dark scapper
Lord Recluse walks into victoria secret
LR: Hmmm, this is fabulous looking but is it really worth it?
[ QUOTE ]
Lord Recluse walks into victoria secret
LR: Hmmm, this is fabulous looking but is it really worth it?
[/ QUOTE ]
LR walks into victoria secret
LR: I'll get this one for Statesman mmmmmm.
Recluse: Ghost Widow, you've got some 'splaining to do!
Goodbye, I guess.
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Lord Recluse: ahhh what a lovely day..I think I shall pick some roses from my Beautiful rose garden...
God Bless The USA, In God I Put All My Trust.
Jesus Is Lord!
Dreama lev 50 dark dark defender,Dreama Me lev 37 PB, Yo Baby lev 50 regen scapper M-Arts,
BelairButterfly lev 36 invl tankie,
Catcandoo lev 41 regen/dark scapper
We find out intrepid hero...er villain...in a bar on singles night. Spotting a woman sitting alone, Recluse confidently saunters over and hits her with his best pick up line
Recluse: Hey baby, I find the most errotic part of a woman to be the boobies.
Goodbye, I guess.
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Mako, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.
Goodbye, I guess.
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Lord Recluse: OK who bleached my pink panties white!!
I'm kind of like Jesus, but not in a sacreligious way.
Goodbye, I guess.
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nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
LR: Mako, I am feeling the captain's itch
Mako: I'll get the cream
LR: No, the itch for adventure
Recluse: I wonder if my spy camera in Ghost Widow's room is still working?
Ghost Widow: Your what?
Recluse: *pales* Uhhhhh.....eerrrrrrrr.....ummmmmm.......durrrrr... ....It was Mako's fault?
Widow: If you need me I'll be deleting your porn.
Recluse: No! Wait! I can change! Anything but my pr0n!
Widow: Anything?
Recluse: Bad feeling...
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Recluse: *standing in front of the gang* And that is how we shall take over the world!
Mako: *sniggers*
Recluse: *glares* What?
Black Scorpion: You're wearing a dress.
Recluse: Shut up!
Sirocco: Hey now. We can't make fun of the boss 'expressing' himself.
Recluse: I can't deal with this! *flounces off*
Scorpion: *snigger* He flounced off. *falls over laughing*
Statesman said let there be heroes, and there were heroes.
Lord Recluse said let there be villains, and there were villains.
NCsoft said let there be nothing, and there was nothing.
LR: Hah! This will be my greatest scheem yet!
Recluse sets a bag of horse $!t3 on fire and places it infront of State's secret sanctum.
States: Holy crap! A fire! Put it out put it out!
States Man stomps the fire and the rest is history.
[ QUOTE ]
LR: Hah! This will be my greatest scheem yet!
Recluse sets a bag of horse $!t3 on fire and places it infront of State's secret sanctum.
States: Holy crap! A fire! Put it out put it out!
States Man stomps the fire and the rest is history.
[/ QUOTE ]
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Lord Recluse: Hey you got your chocolate in my peanut butter.
Recluse: Right right, now look here. This thread is getting too silly. I shall allow it to continue only on the condition that it not get any sillier. No one loves a good laugh more than I do, except my aunt, my father, my sister, the mayor...ok, so everyone likes a good laugh more than me, but that's not the point. From here on in, no more sillyness, or I shall have to shut this thread down. Right, carry on.
Goodbye, I guess.
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nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
Lord Reclusesays to Statesman)....Your father was a hampster and your mother smells of elder berries. I fart in your general direction, dont come back or i shall taunt you a second time.
Recluse: Sirocco! Assemble two full strike teams! I'll be leading them myself!
Sirocco: Right away my lord! What is the situation that requires so much firepower?
Recluse: Some little basterd in Aeon City thinks Captain Picard is better than Captain Kirk and I'm going to teach him a lesson!
Goodbye, I guess.
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nightblade7295@gmail.com if you want to stay in touch
Lord Recluse: Ummmmmm does this come in pink?
God Bless The USA, In God I Put All My Trust.
Jesus Is Lord!
Dreama lev 50 dark dark defender,Dreama Me lev 37 PB, Yo Baby lev 50 regen scapper M-Arts,
BelairButterfly lev 36 invl tankie,
Catcandoo lev 41 regen/dark scapper