Lord Recluse:
My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to Ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me 'Sue.'
Well, he must o' thought that is was quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named 'Sue.'
Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made me a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man that give me that awful name.
Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
There at a table, dealing stud,
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me 'Sue.'
Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' how do you do! Now you gonna die!"
Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down but, to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.
I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when,
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.
And he said: "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I know I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said good-bye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's that name that helped to make you strong."
He said: 'Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-[censored] that named you 'Sue'.'
I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I come away with a different point of view.
And I think about him, now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but sue! I still hate that name!
Goodbye, I guess.
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Recluse: We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun.
Goodbye, I guess.
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Recluse: Scorpion, have you no idea what irony is?
Scorpion: Yes, it's like goldy and bronzy only it's made out of iron.
Goodbye, I guess.
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Recluse: They do say, Mako, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head.
Goodbye, I guess.
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"I need a hug..."
Recluse: Won't you take me to... Funky Town? Won't you take me to... Funky Town?
"It's hard for you to be yourself, if you don't know who you really are."
Ghost Widow: You ok Lord?
Lord Recluse: I am so high right now!..... Did i just say that outloud?
Recluse: Thank you all for coming. I have called this press conference to announce this press conference.
Goodbye, I guess.
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HEY! I can pick both my nostrils with these spider arms!!
I've got worms where?
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
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RECLUSE: Ah, Statesman. The world is about to be completely annihilated by my forces, but there is some good news.
STATESMAN: And what's that?!
RECLUSE: I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geiko!
"This could have all been avoided if Marcus had just paid me back the five bucks."
My Motto: "Debt is merely another Goal."
"Wow Abalest--you manage to start a discussion even when you ain't given a topic" -Ghostman
Abalests on Infinity:
Miss Fulcrum
Dark Soul Golem
Power Drain
Lord Recluse To Cap.Mako
LR:Man, That was a crazy Arachnos staff party last night!
CM:YA!
LR: Yeah, When Black Scorpion went to sleep, and we painted on his face.
CM:Ya!
LR:And When You you thought barracuda was youre greandma!
CM:Ya, And When Scirocco Made out with ghost widow in the corner!
LR: Yea-WHAT!
Recluse: HAHA! Statesman, you are defeated! I will end your miserable life and those of your pathetic city...... but don't worry, I have good news....
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Recluse: I voted for George Bush!
Statesman said let there be heroes, and there were heroes.
Lord Recluse said let there be villains, and there were villains.
NCsoft said let there be nothing, and there was nothing.
Your all doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed!!!!
Lord Recluse stand over a beaten Statesman.
Recluse: Me am winning again! Me am the greetest! And now I will leave Paragon City for no raisin! Heheh! Heheheh! Heheh!
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
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Lord Recluse: Im a Rageaholic... I cant live without Rageahol!
Recluse: I TAKE A WHISKEY DRINK! I TAKE A CHOCOLATE DRINK! AND WHEN I HAVE TO PEE I USE THE KITCHEN SINK!
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
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"BB King is the greatest blues player ever.
"I cant wait to see BrokeBack Mountain"
"Lite Beer for me, please"
"Golden Girls is out on DVD"
LR (Doing a spoken-word rendition, Shatner-esque): "I get knocked down. But I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down. I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down."
Mako and GW: *leave where they left him* Let us never speak of this again.
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Did you just use "casual gamer" and "purpled-out warshade" in the same sentence?
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Lord Recluse : Hey wheres Mako?
Ghost Widow : don't know why ?
Lord Recluse : Well he was just right here !
Ghost Window : what do you mean he was just there?
Lord Recluse : I just don't get it.. damn I bought him odor eaters for his shoes But when he put them in poof he's gone!
God Bless The USA, In God I Put All My Trust.
Jesus Is Lord!
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BelairButterfly lev 36 invl tankie,
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Recluse (singing): There she was just a walkin' down the street, singin' do ah ditty ditty dum ditty do. Snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet, singin' do ah ditty ditty dum ditty do.
Goodbye, I guess.
@Lord_Nightblade in Champions/Star Trek Online
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As sung by LR
I gave my love a cherry that had no stone.
I gave my love a chicken that had no bone.
I gave my love a ring that had no end.
GW: SPIDER HOUSE!
Yep, my finger's on the pulse of comedy. Too bad that pulse belongs to John Belushi.
[B]The Once and Future Official Minister of Awesome[/B]
[I]And don't you forget it.[/I]
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Recluse: A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening ear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn.
Goodbye, I guess.
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