HellSpite

Who Put The Bomp

I have no idea who originally made it, though.

I sure wish I could feel like this, after a long and fruitful run when the end of it seemingly obvious in foresight.

But no, I feel like this.

I remember, as my first character in any online game, trekking about the city and to the nether edges of Talos Island, avoiding any and all mobs because I was LVL 5 at the time.

I remember the joy of travel powers, introduced to me by a kinetic defender at the spritely little LVL of 7.

I remember how everyone got a kick out of a defender named Germopheobe ran about in the sewers.

I remember Steelclaw, the comedian with a spreadsheet.

I remember after so long FINALLY being able to locate the Paragon Dance Party, only for someone else to pop in and tell me that absolutely nobody used it. And much later, the memorial hobos placed there.

I remember working so hard on some measly little badges. It's the only time in-game achievements have actually mattered to me. At last count, I had 300+.

I remember my father introducing me to a very Unique Dragon by reading his post aloud.

I remember the sheer joy I had when a couple of my threads became popular: One involving Nemesis and eventually getting two rednamed posts; the other involving me pointing out Chuck Norris in the background of a GOP event and it spiraling into a political firestorm that ran over a hundred pages.

I remember getting scared the first time I walked into Dark Astoria.

I remember watching my dad as he experienced the first zombie invasion ever.

I remember playing for the first time in the 2nd grade, as a all-lowercase copy of a character from a certain card-based anime.

I remember sharing this account with my family since the first day, and not being told it was against the EULA for quite a long time.

About half the cast of Homestuck happen to be young females.
About 4/5ths of category are aliens, but still.

Homestuck Itself
TV Tropes Link for those who don't feel like reading the entirety of it. And I don't blame you for it, it took me a week to archive binge it once.

Cloverfield: While the movie wasn't half-bad, the trailer was one of the best I've ever seen. Upon seeing the opening of it, my family groaned; for we thought it was just another teen movie. Once **** went down though, and the trailer ended, there was an audible "whaaaat was that?" from more than one person in the audience. It didn't help that I spent a good portion of the film (Transformers) wondering what the trailer was about.

Also, it started the entire Cloverfield ARG, which was one of the funnest things I've done in a while.

Option 1: I would be GODZILLA, and then I have to go and destroy ALL THE CITIES and fight ALL THE KAIJU. ALL OF THEM.

Option 2: Nothing Is Scarier

I remember hiding behind the couch in a mixture of fear and sadness, having no idea why my mother was crying.

I still have trouble understanding why.

Also, there's one more edit you might wanna see.


what is that i don't even

Something tells me that they didn't even take him seriously while over there.

Also, I'm back. Woo.

Aww man, I just watched Flash Gordon again last night.

R.I.P.

The Arrival of The Ginyu Force!

Ho ho, that was wonderful. Just wish they put in a bit more Ginyu.

I must inquire, how have they done all of this wonderful animation work?

1: Cursed Rainbows, how do they work?

2: Worst Robbery Ever, sadly. I just knew this one would get matched against mine.

3: How Not To Deploy A Flashbang. Still as funny as ever!

4: Parking Fail

5: Scorpion Man. Par animation, but A catchy tune.

6: A Gentlemens Duel. A wonderful piece of comedy with a wonderful twist.

7: Meet The Spy. Also another one I predicted I would face. I have to hand it to Valve for their quality.

8: Slaughter Your World. Simply great, while the other one disturbs me.

You EAT the gnome. It is crunchy, and has a Caramel-esque flavor to it. You gain 7 health.

In your act of cannibalism the 24 Gnomes, the Assorted Patrons, and Voluptuous Ladies of The Night are disgusted and horrified. All run away, except for gnome 17. He is currently calling the police.

> ENTER THATWAYS in an attempt to evade the deadly Azberjanni Police Force.

1: Water Bottle Jet Pack

2: Parking Fail

3: Bullying the Bully. Fail for the greater good!

4: An Innocuous Toy

5: Leeroy Jenkins

6: Free Rainbows For Everyone. I laughed a bit harder at the Boxing one, but I find this to be a greater failure (And higher quality).

7: Flash Bang Fail

8: Worst Robbery Attempt. I agree, this one could win!

Lock and Lock and Lock.

Considering that he took 3 (4?) days just to make mini-commercials for Twitterers, this is one of the best ad campaigns of the last 10 years.

This video is unto Fail, if you haven't guessed already...

An Innocuous Toy.

Yes.

You ponder if any of this stuff really matters. Is there a God? Is there an afterlife? Do I have to start at the beginning if I die in this game?

>ACTUALLY BOTHER to leave the bathroom. It's getting cramped with all the gnomes inside.