Black Scorpion: "Yes we hang out with Tarzan and Jane."
Lord Recluse:" Dude, you know they are swingers. Right?"
Black Scorpion: "Duh, it ain't her cooking that keeps her around."
"You put your left foot in"
"You put your left foot out"
"You put your left foot in"
"...and you shake it all about"
I've got two:
1) "You want fries with that?"
2) "Do you like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain?..."
[url="http://celestialguardians.guildportal.com"]Celestial Guardians SG[/url]: Chris Mas Snow 50 Ice/Storm Ctl, Li Zhou 42 MA/Rgn Scrp, Dui Zhou 32 Ice/FF Ctl, TinyTaxi 35 Emp/Psi Def
[url="http://tinyurl.com/y66drr"]UnAlliance VG[/url]: Shar Chi 37 Nin/Drk MM, La Vida Loca 16 Pl/Psi Dom
"Would you like to take a survey?"
Time to make the donuts!
"No soup for you!"
(continueally adjusting spider arms while on cell phone)
"Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? DAMMIT!"
"City of Heroes. April 27, 2004 - August 31, 2012. Obliterated not with a weapon of mass destruction, not by an all-powerful supervillain... but by a cold-hearted and cowardly corporate suck-up."
::grabbing tinfoil rod and addressing his followers:: "Assume FOX viewing positions!"
(to Mako) How many times do I have to tell you? No corpses in the base!
[B]The Once and Future Official Minister of Awesome[/B]
[I]And don't you forget it.[/I]
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Recluse: /inhales deeply
"Ah! I have just been liberated by the power of Vicks!"
***
Mako: "Ok! Who swiped my Elton John CD!"
***
Black Scorpion to Mako: "Dude, if the boss finds out we scratched the Reclusemobile, we are SCREWED!"
::Cat Scratch Fever plays in the background::"No seriously those cat ears look nice Widow. Here kitty kitty kitty."
"I'm pregnant."
((OOC: This came to mind following an RP post I just made... I thought, 'I bet Lord Recluse would never say this!'))
Together we entered a city of strangers, we made it a city of friends, and we leave it a City of Heroes. - Sweet_Sarah
BOYCOTT NCSoft (on Facebook)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/517513781597443/
Governments have fallen to the power of social media. Gaming companies can too.
Would you like the covers turned down?
*places a mint on the pillow*
[ QUOTE ]
(continueally adjusting spider arms while on cell phone)
"Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? DAMMIT!"
[/ QUOTE ]
Oooo ... I hate that commercial /e cringe
[url="http://celestialguardians.guildportal.com"]Celestial Guardians SG[/url]: Chris Mas Snow 50 Ice/Storm Ctl, Li Zhou 42 MA/Rgn Scrp, Dui Zhou 32 Ice/FF Ctl, TinyTaxi 35 Emp/Psi Def
[url="http://tinyurl.com/y66drr"]UnAlliance VG[/url]: Shar Chi 37 Nin/Drk MM, La Vida Loca 16 Pl/Psi Dom
Oh... I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day...
dammit Mako, keep the beat up for the chorus!
"My spider-senses are tingling! ...oh wait, it's just Mako humping my leg again. Arg- Get off!!"
"Arachnos powers ACTIVATE! Form of an icebucket- er, I mean a spider!"
"Sorry Statesman, but the princess is in another castle!"
"Ghost Widow, are you ready for the bank heist? Here's a lockpick- It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."
"Oompa loompa doopity doo"
Pardon me... but do you have any Grey Pupon?
(After comming back from the hospital)
"Damnitt! The next time one of you jokers decides it would be a fine time to use a bug bomb to fumigate your room... WARN SOMEONE!!"
"That Jenkins, he's one to watch. I tell you, that boy will go far!"
"And in this moment, I will not run.
It is my place to stand.
We few shall carry hope
Within our bloodied hands."
"She packed my bags last night, pre-flight. Zero hour, 9 AM. I'm gonna be high as a kite by then. I think it's going to be a long, long time til touchdown brings me round again to find, I'm not the man they think I am at home, no no no. I'm a rocketman."
"That Stan Smith fellow really understands my life. Kudos American Dad kudos."
do these new spider legs make my butt look big?
You know what Aracnos needs? More Cowbell.
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*LR looks in the mirror*
LR: I'm lookin good, wait whats that!
*looks at his back*
LR: I really need to have this thing shaved! It's like a shag rug back there!