Does this armor make me look fat?
"He also said sometimes a cigar is jjust a cigar. Yes this is a HUGE missile but that is all it is!"
"It is time to sink Paragon City."
"Mako! Get my ducky!"
"Hello Kalinda73@yahoo.com. I am a very successful self employed driven guy. I am also a romantic I enjoy long chats about where a relationship is and where it is going. I have never been married. I have no offspring. My job is very demanding so I enjoy to be pampered at home...."
*squints at the monitor as his face is washed in an evil, red glow*
"Hmm... Let's see. What wouldn't I say...?"
"Recluse 3:16 says I just whupped your Heroic [censored] and that's the bottom line cause Lord Recluse says so."
"I JUST WANT HUGS."
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"Fear my THAC0!" (Hey, had to slip a DnD 2nd edition in for Zeb)
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"Yes, soon, all my efforts will- MAKO! Give me that Claw back! BAD MAKO!"
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That made me think of:
/resonant booming knock on a door in the Evil Lair
"Candygram for Mako! Hahahah! Gets him every time!"
"Have you ever danced with a devil in these pale blue tights?"
Ha.
Mako: Candy Gram!
LR: No it isn't, its Cap'n Mako, isn't it?
Mako:... No?
LR: Ok then!
*CHOMP*
LR: MAKO!
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Mako: Behold, I am MAKO!
Cloud Strife: Wait, What?!
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" No! Lazy is already taken you must be the Gold Brickers."
"Is it just me or does someone have a case of the Mondays?"
Recluse: *writing on a taptop in WordPerfect, the document is titled X-mas* Hmm.. I want a death ray, and a nuclear war head, and plutonium, and sharks with Frickin' laser beams on their foreheads, and a pony.
"No! Sleep! Til! Boomtown!"
Paragon will be mine, or it will be GONE TO THE AMERICANS!!!!!
"Conquer Canada? Do we really want that much maple syrup? No more planning for you Mako! Bad Mako! Canada why don't we take over France too we have a sometime after brunch. We could clear both countries out in what half an hour each? Bad Mako! Now can everyone see why I make the decisions?"
*LR is talking with a bartender*
LR: So, I'd like a screaming orgasm and a sex on the beach
*bartender looks at him with a confused look*
LR: ummm, better make that a brewsky *cough*
"Okay Black Scorpion, fire now! Mmmmm the buttery smell of fresh popped popcorn. Just in time for Sunday afternoon football. Dude the Cardinals are soooo my team. This is gonna be there year."
"Forgive me padre for I have sinned..."
Will someone help me! This helmet is chaffing my neck!
No I will not make anymore plans of world domination with you! Desperate House Wives is on in 5 minutes....
"I am so famous they refer to me as Infamous!"
"It's really cheap of you heroes to camp the villain hospital like that. I'm SO going to TP Foe you into a drone!"
"And in this moment, I will not run.
It is my place to stand.
We few shall carry hope
Within our bloodied hands."
"You noobs are so pwned"
"I hate pie."