"The hero puts on the lotion!"
"get me the hell out of here !"
"THE HERO PUTS ON THE LOTION!"
"I am going to blow up ATLAS PARK unless you pay my ransom of ONE MILLION influence, BUA HA HA HA....BUAAAAAA HA HA HA."
*sits hunched over in front of a monitor as an evil red glow washes over his face*
"Immodium AD... Ha ha! As if!"
"Ooo!"
*hops up and down like a monkey*
"I have to use that one the next time I'm alone with Ghost Widow"
*scrolls further down*
"Bah! Recluse is the true master of all and would never say such things!"
*pushes big red button*
"Tickle tickle tickle. Who is daddy's favorite shark thing?"
"Leeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyy"
"Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiii nnnnnnnssssssss"
"Bah weep grah nah weep ninny bahm! That so applies tonight."
"Holy Jesus what are these goddamned animals!?"
"I call him mini-me."
*Mako, Scirocco, Black Scorpion, and Lord Recluse in harmony"
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
LR: Spammity Spam!
All: Spammity Spam!
LR: Spammity Spam!
All: Spammity Spam!
ALL: SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
Ghost Widow: ""I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!!"
Near the Bridge of Death:
Death Mage: What is your name!
LR: Lord Recluse of Arachnos
Death Mage: What is your Quest!
LR: To Defeat Statesman
Death Mage: What is your Favorite Color!
LR:Pink..no black...no..*gets launched in the air* Ahhh!
"Cake, it does a body good."
Ghost Widow: I'm pregnant, you're the father, and I'm gonna kill all three of us!!!!
Lord Recluse: Calm down........ have some dip.....
"To tell one myself a little since the first time I watched Poltergiest I have a terrible fear of clowns.Those damn things are just too creepy."
"Scorpion! Do not disturb me while I am dumpster diving!"
and
"Girls have cooties."
and
"Not the mama!" *klunk* "Not the mama!" *klunk* "Not the mama..."
[ QUOTE ]
Okay, I'm going to pull a Captain Mako...
[/ QUOTE ]
"NO NO NO! Look Mako, you have to take drumming seriously, and for God's sake Black Scorpion would you at least TRY to get a chord right on the bass? We're never gonna make the Battle of the bands at this rate."
"Um... M'lord, I just heard that Statesman and the States-Girls are competing as well."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Weird Al Rocks!!!!"
I've got a few that I've thought up.
"No one expects the spider inquisition!" (Reference to Monty Python)
"<3 Statesman"
"I r 1337"
"Ghost Widow, have you seen my fourth leg? I seem to have misplaced it."
"I admit, my helmet was inspired by Darth Vader!"
"Anyone else up for some KISS Saves Christmas?"
"Oh, for the love of... CAN YOU KEEP THE FIGHTING DOWN?! My souffle fell."
"Hi. Do you know who I am? A lot of people don't. That's why I carry the 'Supervillain Express' card. Don't leave your lair without it."
"And remember... Not only am I the president of the hair club for men..."
*Turns and shows his back*
"But I'm also a client!"
::Singing very poorly:: "ALL BY MYSELF! I DON'T WANNA BE..."
This one is a bit paraphrased, and the ending is different, but it is still a pretty reasonable facsimile of the Monty Python "Parrot Sketch."
(Lord Recluse walks into a pet shop and throws Mako onto the counter. Mako is dead.)
Lord Recluse: I would like to make a complaint. This mutant shark you sold me is dead.
Pet store clerk: No, it's not dead, it's just sleepin'.
LR: He's not sleeping, he's dead. He has ceased to be. He has died and gone to meet his maker. This is an ex-mutant shark!
PSC: Look we're all out of mutant sharks, you'll have to go to my brother's shop in Bolton.
(In Bolton, the pet store looks exactly the same, and the Pet shop clerk's brother looks just like him, except he has a mustache.)
LR: Is this the pet shop in Bolton?
PSC2: No, this is Ipswitch.
(at the train station)
LR: Hello, I'd like to make a complaint, I got on the train to Bolton, and it brought me to Ipswitch.
Guy at complaints desk: This is Bolton.
LR: (close-up and dramatic music) The pet shop owner's brother was lying!
GACD: Well, that's hardly my problem, is it?
(back at pet shop)
LR: Hey, this isn't Ipswitch, it IS Bolton.
PSC2: Sorry, it was a... what is it when it's the same backwards and forwards?
LR: A palindrome? Ipswitch isn't a palindrome of Bolton, a palindrome of Bolton is Notlob! That's it! (Vaporizes shop clerk with a death ray) Say hello to the mutant shark for me.
[B]The Once and Future Official Minister of Awesome[/B]
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"That John Denver's full of [censored] man!"
Lord Recluse: Statesman never told you what happened to your father.
Synapse: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Lord Recluse: No, Synapse... I am your father!
Synapse: No. It can't be. That's not true. That's impossible!
Lord Recluse: Search your feelings Synapse... you know them to be true.
Synapse: NOOoooo!