"For the very last time Mako. NO MORE LAPS IN THE HOT TUB!!!"
We shall show those heroes how evil we... evil people... are... and stuff... uhhhh...
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SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!
[B]The Once and Future Official Minister of Awesome[/B]
[I]And don't you forget it.[/I]
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"I was in the middle of a scheme for world conquest when it hit me.I learned my lesson the hard way. All my planning and plotting and movements were going almost perfectly. Now I trust my plots and taking of power to the people who make Immodium A.D. They take care of the movements I can't plan and allow me to finish the plans I do make."
ROFLMAO!!!!
This is the absolute best!
Seriously, that's some funny stuff.
Lord Recluse: Do you think you could talk to her for me?
Ghost Widow: Who?
Lord Recluse: *shyly* You know...the redhead...
Ghost Widow: Are you talking about Sister Psyche? The one who works with Statesman?
Lord Recluse: *blushes* Uh...maybe.
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Lord Recluse to Statesman:
Lord Recluse: At long last, I will now get my revenge, old friend! *pauses* Is that a new cape?
Statesman: Uh....I guess so.
Lord Recluse: Would you mind if I felt the material? I mean, my stuff is getting really old and yours looks really soft and...
Statesman: Are you serious?
Lord Recluse: No! ...Ok yes.
All I wanted were some taran-tu-las, with frikkin laser beams on their heads. Is that too much to frickin ask for?
Lord Recluse:dude...
mako:yeah?
Lord Recluse:wheres my car?
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ghost widow: my lord what is this?
*shows a picture of statesman in his underwear*
Lord Recluse:ummmmmmm.........
*recluses blushes*
funny stuff here ppl...Keep it comin...maybe Lord Recluse will look at it himself and comment...
"I'm a little teapot. Short and stout.
Here is my handle. Here is my spout.
When I get all steamed up hear me shout.
Tip me over and pour me out."
"WOW! I did not see that coming you guys got me good. Imagine a surprise party where only stalkers yells surprise. I almost had a heart attack you know. I am soo going to get you back Mako."
Ladies and gentlemen, this will be our finest hour. All our plans have come together for this, a team of tightly meshed cogs for one ultimate goal.
Now, remember: Mako, drinks. Tarantula entrees, Ghost Widow, music.
And I vow, this will be the best company picnic EVER!
"I'll get you, my pretty! I'll get you and your little dog too!"
"My name is Lord Recluse and I have arachnophobia."
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"I'll get you, my pretty! I'll get you and your little dog too!"
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Holy ---- that was hilarious!!!
Recluse to Ghost Widow: "Woman! Get in that kitchen and make me a sammich!!"
Or at least he wouldn't say that and live to see tomorrow
"That's right my minions we are on the cusp of overtaking those heroic-type in Siren's Call."::sniff sniff::"Ack!!! My eyes are burning. Oh my GAWD!!! It's like mace but much MUCH stronger. Nasty, Ghost Widow just farted! Jesus Christ someone summon a wind to blow this away. Talk about your nerve gases. We will take a short hour and a half break from this meeting. Ack!!! I can still taste it."
>.>
<.<
O.O
POOP
*poof*
*Lord Recluse is in the local Mercy Island GameStop*
"Hummm, City of Heroes, whats that!"
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That Statesman is soooooo cute!
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Lord Recluse: Sirocco!
Sirocco: Yes?
Lord Recluse: Can you get my get hair to look just like yours?
Lord Recluse stands in front of a full length mirror.
Recluse: Mako, you'd consider me to be a fairly macho type of guy, right?
Mako: Certainly, my lord.
Recluse: You don't think that my armor is a little.... over the top?
Mako: It makes you look menacing, evil, yet fasion conscious, my lord.
Recluse: Good, good... You don't think that the fur trim makes me look... well... you know.
Mako: I'm not sure I know what you mean, master.
Recluse: you know (whispering) a little um... flamboyant?
Mako: Never my lord, however, the new soldier uniforms without backside covers may make it seem that way...
Recluse: Damn it!!! That's it, bring me the head of Prince. He has meddled in my fasion affairs for the last time!
Mako: The purple one will grovel at your feet, my lord.
Mako runs out of the room.
Recluse: Okay, Statesey-poo, he's gone. You can come out now. (giggle)
Statesman: We're going to have to start being a bit more careful.
LR: "Sirocco!!!"
Sirocco: "Huh?"
LR: "We've built the Rogue Isles up from nothing... we've invaded the Ziggurat TWICE... we beat back the Freedom Phalanx at our doorstep and THEN have them doing 'holding actions' in three seperate contested zones... our followers are wreaking havok everywhere and growing in number daily..."
Sirocco: "So?"
LR: "HOW HARD IS IT TO DESIGN DOORS THAT I CAN FIT THROUGH???"
"City of Heroes. April 27, 2004 - August 31, 2012. Obliterated not with a weapon of mass destruction, not by an all-powerful supervillain... but by a cold-hearted and cowardly corporate suck-up."
"Black Scorpion, we are going to become better friends.Much better friends I feel.....Yes, Widow Kicked me out again.She said I don't listen to her or something.I don't know I wasn't really listening."
Lord Recluse to Statesman:
So you're telling me you'll give me one million infamy if I throw the war... Deal!
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LR: See, the thing about you Mako is that you care. I can tell by the way you listen when I talk to you. Mako! Quit chewing on Scirocco's foot and look at me!
"FOR THE LAST TIME! Everybody remember to put the seat down! If not Mako will get in there and that is one 'Surprise' you don't want when on the throne! His fins tickle."
LR: Ghost widow.. i love you...
*breaks into tears and cries like a cho*
[reality comse back as the real lord Recluse speaks]
LR: Ghost widow are you playing with your plush toys of us again? its disturbing when you do it..
[later on the side walk face down]
Mako: should-
LR: do not even ask! and help me up i'm stuck...
lol thank you thank you
I saw you guys talking about everyone using Ghost Widow so I thought the other Arachnosians should have a special moment!