*appears in a puff of smoke slams craban on the head with the big anime mallet* 
good luck you crazy loon you*disappears in a puff of smoke*
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
Yamir smorf tune lintle dabliesh con ta no liki sun tamellamedos, bun kille dur-reicht kono san waike.
baka
What the flippin' heck?! I STAB AT YOU! Git back here, you filthy cheater!
Drat. 's awful quiet in this place.
Well then, I'm gonna find the best cell in the joint and claim it as me own. Then I'm gonna sit there and draw me some friends and some monsters to eat them and some aliens to creep inside and pull things back out so that they can see what it is exactly that makes things tick so loudly in the dark which is real annoying when yer tryin' ta sleep and all you hear is ticking and tocking and ricking and rocking and sometimes if I close my eyes I can still see the awful light that shone around the place just before the world came crashing in.
Good times, bad times, I wish somebody had a watch.
Ah my coroner is here too
Bwa ha ha ha! The next person that strolls by, I want their kidneys...
That's the spirit! We'll bake up a fresh batch of cyanide cookies and arsenic tea and see if we can't collect some vict- er... guests. No, I think I did mean victims, yeah.
PREPARE VICTIM ROOM NUMBER 1!
Dangit! Now that is patently unfair behavior!
Ok, ok, maybe we can salvage this somehow. Have you got any lymph nodes?
NO.
I took Synapses after the fight though, you can have those.
-Panarchist
P.S.
NOT FOR EATING
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Well... I guess we can use 'em for something, (though I was really hoping somebody would waltz in with the "No, go fish" reply. Oh well).
Yippie!
No, no fish. People. Er, honored guests. Yeah, that's the ticket...
Fish? What fish? There is no fish.
Actually I think the fish ran away with the spoon. that's why they aren't here.
Summer Heat
Hi guys...
Since the blue is a bit unsettling...
*hits craban over the head with an invisible credendza*
Better?
Careful what you wish for due to the fact that the chaosmobile has arrived and late as unusual...and then we sat there and drank tea it was bitter and sweet like good tea should be but being the being that i am being should i wear a beanie or does the mohawk work and now for something completely expected ::sips imaginary coffee and chats with the ducktenders:: atleast the monkeys are still making the chocolate
Muhahaha! I have arrived! And, I managed to sneak my MOD hammer past the swiftly closing doors of the red boards. I got out only just in time.
*proceeds to swing MOD hammer around wildly before slamming into a wall with 'bluestruck' eyes*
Ow. Damn blue blinding boards.
((Seriously though, it was kinda scary refreshing the page and watching all those boards dissappearing from the bottom up. Kinda like Arrmegedon.))
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((Seriously though, it was kinda scary refreshing the page and watching all those boards dissappearing from the bottom up. Kinda like Arrmegedon.))
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That explains the cheering...
Oh, and I still have W_1's remote...
There's some familiar names! The faces are kinda different, and I don't like that, but oh well. And Knight has always been faceless, (and brainless... Oh Hells, did I say that out loud? Sorry there buddy).
Now then, while everybody is having trouble adjusting...
Wait a sec... you brought the invisble cradenza too! Awesome!
*gouges NewAgeKnight's eye and leaps under the invisible cradenza whistling a happy tune*
Darn invisible superglue, I'll have to smash the cradenza again wilst craban hides his head under it.
Wait... what?
hey who put the blood fountain in here...they forgot the virign's though and the train no starts here
I remember the train. Didn't the mokeys blow it up or something?
I seem to remember grenades being handed out and lots of screaming about applesauce or something.
Oh well. Probably not important.
One thing I would like to know is how on earth are we going to get that hidoues monster in here again? I mean, we tried everything last time and the only thing it got me was a massive hernia and a strange craving for flavored ice, and not in a good way.
I think it's about high time we had something done here, something differnet, something morbidly obtuse in a strange sort of way that barks at trees and pulls the limbs off of passing strangers just for a laugh, well, we thought it was funny anyway and you don't have to look at me like that you will laugh too or else I'll have your spleen removed and shoved Right Down Your Throat.
Oh yeah, we will go right down to it and sprinkle the leaves with bits of butter sauce so that all the happy children can squeal with joy and prance and hiccough and sing to the old ones what a good time we had before the sun blew up and everything went dark.
Get thee to a brewery, we got thigns ta do!
Leefmealone, I'm rebuilding the traintracks.........Ok, I'm done now. Fresh victims for the tracks!!!
*runs over Evil_Shadow with a train.*
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
As it was foretold, the day has ended. The sun has set upon our beloved red boards. The boards burning brightly one last time as the sun set upon them forever. We must hold the memory close. We must never forget. For a new day shall dawn again. The sun will shine upon our countenances yet again. Not even the vile Statesman can keep us down.
And a magic marker works wonders...
Kinda purple-y though...
So they closed the old Asylum on the CoV beta boards and it looks like we'll be using these horrid blue things for a while, (I wonder if there's a color scheme button somewhere)...
So I'm bringing the crazies and the fools and the loons and the poisons and the knives and the bar and everything else over here.
Ain't it great?
Shutup, you know it is.
LET THE INSANITY COMMENCE!