*runs around screaming and leaps out a window*
Ah Mr.C seems like he is ready to start the week right
Blah! Mondays after week-long vacations bite more than usual.
*snaps beartrap on evil shadows tush, complete with real grizzly bear* your wish is my command *vanishes in a puff of peppermint*
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
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::sniffs lightly:: All right! Who spilled the Pepto?
There once was a guy named Dave
Who kept a dead <censored> in a cave
He said, "I must admit,
it does smell a bit,
but look at the money I've saved."
There once was a guy named Pete
Who really liked to get beat
Leather straps and whippings too
There was not much Pete would not do
Now Pete was dead would never again wake
For dead Peter no more beatings can he take
Ouch. Anyone has some duct tape? And some bear ointment as well?
*gets swatted by the raging bear*
Oh ya, I need some bear reppellent too.
:
umps his homemade bear repellent on Evil:: Muahahaha that will certainly repel them it will make them think a swarm of bees will sting them honey is awesome and quite tasty
*pours honey all over newagedknight fans the smell to the bear vanishes in apuff of honey smell. after tyingknights shoe laces together*
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
The best bear repellent is a friend with one leg. Remember, you don't have to outrun the bear. Just the friend.
::sips fresh imagined brewed coffee and adds real honey:: Now that is truly one of life's sweet rewards. Like the sunset of one's life inflicted by an assassin.
Did the ducktenders make the move from the "other" forums?
I'm thirsty.
I'll take a stycninecoloda please.
Extra worcestershire please.
Thanks.
Here, have mine, I'm driving...
hmm wonder if i should tell craban about the cut brake lines, and the accelerator locked so it only goes to 75, and the No2 button that kicks in automatically at 55 mph?.....NAAAAAAAAA
*sits back watches craban careen down the highway*
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
Dude seriously we encourage drinking and driving or anything and drinking or anything and driving or actually anything and anything
Ya, we got bar-ducks out the wazoo. Hey! Get out of the wazoo ya crazy ducks!
::scrunches up face in disgust:: EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!! that ducktender is in the Wazoo and OH MY GOSH they have a line coming out the Ying Yang too...And who let the monkeys out again?
I must copy all of this down in my neon pink velvet diary of not-goodness.
told ya the honey would attract fresh body parts
Just remember...
There is NOTHING more dangerous than a wounded mosquito. Arm yourself appropriately.
*crashes*
*explodes*
*burns*
*dies*
Dangit!
reboot Craban reboot before the fire spreads to your head
*hits control alt delete* then hits reformat hard drive command on craban*
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
this is why Lord Recluse has Black Scorpion imagine how quick his frikkin laser would warm you coffee or pop your popcorn::sips fresh brewed imaginary coffee:: now that's fresh roasted from the hills have eyes and they aren't potatoes