craban & VileTerror's Salty Asylum!


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*dribbles crabans head around the court does a tripple back flip super duper dunk in the sink. vanishes in a puff of catnip giggling hysterically*


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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EEEEWWWWW cat dribble guess we should all be glad there is no hairball to go with it


 

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*reappears slams newaged knight on the head with huge anime mallet* giggles hysterically while vanishing through a hole in the wall that wasnt their before*


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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Ow, that hurt. You should check and see who's wearing who's head before you up and smack them.


 

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[ QUOTE ]
Ow, that hurt. You should check and see who's wearing who's head before you up and smack them.

[/ QUOTE ]I guess that makes us all mixed nuts now


 

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This thread needs an enema but I will give it a bump instead::hefts tree trunk for barshun::It'll only hurt a smidge.Would I lie to you?


 

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*yanks rug out from under newagedknights feet. causing thim to fall on his tush and drop tree on his head*

wow a tree fell in the woods and plenty of us heard it

*bounds away giggling hysterically before diving into an empty bottle to vanish*


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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::corks bottle:: Ahh, that should do the trick::sips imaginary coffee::


 

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Good morning everyone. I'm in the mood for breakfast. Seems the only logical solution to that involves duct tape, rope and a visit to IHOP.

See ya.


 

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I understand the duct tape and the rope but IHOP? for breakfast that just cornfuzzles my sensei


 

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I was going to say something but I completely forgot who I am.


 

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Are you the Jenkins fellow we are all looking for?


 

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*waves paws while wearing hooded cloak.* this isnt the jenkins your looking for =O.o=


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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::falls for catsi mind trick:: This isn't the Jenkins I'm looking for


 

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My friends, fellow inmates, complete loons... lend me your ears- ohcrapIdidn'tmeanthat PUT THEM BACK ON!

Ahem....

Listen to me, this is important.

I know we have a lot of fun here, lots of silliness, lots of mayhem, but I have now a very seious, very important issue to talk to you about.

Many of you have been here for some time, driven mad by the very thing you onced loved, locked away for believing the lies of a single man... Statesman, whose name must be synonamous with Statan, the Great Deceiver, the Prince of Darkness... the Evil One.

For he sold us the stars and gave us naught but dirt and misery! We bought his promises of a better tomorrow and now we are worse off than ever thanks to him and his bizzare, everchanging, and never explained "vision". He nerfs us again and again and demands that anyone who so much as offeres a single complaint be dragged out into the street! It is time to face reality, my friends, time to face the fact that Statesman has betrayed us, has led us to doom and destruction.

It is time for him to go.

I ask you now, with all my heart, to support me as I attempt to remove this vile cancer from our midst, to remove STatesman from power, to put the people back into the institution they created, to bring the glory of the past back and usher in a new and better future.

Help me, help yourselves, help your fellow man.... a vote for me is a vote against Statesman. Show him in the election that we are tired of suffering at his behest and that it is time for a change.

Thank you.


 

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well what is your platform based on?....i prefer oak but can tolerate many types of hardwoods..and what are we gonna do with our ears now?Anyone have a sewing kit or a staple gun


 

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*detonates the ton of high explosives under crabans platform blowing it and him sky high*

*watches him recede in the distance*

hehehehheheheheh look crabans popularity is really taking off

*dives into a voting booth to vote for waffles*


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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Elections? Wait, I didn't vote for Statesman!
<chorus> You don't vote for a dev!
Help help! I'm bein oppressed!


What do you call a naked snake?
A Full-Monty Python


 

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The campaigning is paying off! The Devs are running scared now - completely silent and hiding in their little holes...

And the mighty Statesman is cowering in his own sad little world too, because he knows we are a united front against him.

Soon the nerfs of the past will be a bad dream, a warning for future generations of the danger of pride and how close we came to losing everything, we need only fight a little longer.

VOTE FOR ME! And VOTE STATESMAN OUT!


 

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IT HAS BEGUN!

Let nothing deter you from the fight! WE SHALL OVERCOME! WE SHALL TRIUMPH!


 

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You got my vote so long as you appoint me master secretary of mass media misinformation


 

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Actually I just Pm'd states .... im leaving the game....you all should too

maybe we should hit WoW.... 4 million people cant be wrong


 

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actually they could be...but so long as it milks your cookies enjoy your wonderment


 

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Craban, where do you stand on the AASQ badge issue?


 

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He straddles it like most seeking election...then we shall all step over it together