craban & VileTerror's Salty Asylum!


Blarg

 

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wow thats alot of mind powers. domination would really have hurt if i hadnt lost my mind some time ago.....now the fire on the other hand...NAAAAAH

*does dance* FIIIIIIIRRRREEEE

[/ QUOTE ] *forgets that he's mad* Let me join you!

*does a waltz with Catsi, hoping that he/she is female... cause i'm not.*




(hey, I might be insane, but i'm still straight.)


 

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*puts blarghy in a dress *waltzes with him* you dance devinely daaahhhhling *

*spins blarghy round and round till hes dizzy then WALLOPS him with huge anime mallet*

*waltzes away with mallet*


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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<---AS's Blargh
<looks at corpse>
Hmm, maybe stalkers ARE overpowered..... /placate
/hide


Now to find some catnip to lure Catsi into my trap....


 

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I had some catnip once,but then she realized I wasn't one of her kittens,and well you know things happen.Now as for theday we are trying to remove I suggest anime mallets and walrusi for all. We must find hannibal not the cannibal mind you just the warmonger with his elephant army and we will remove this dromedary day. I also wonder what exactly they are keeping in this magickal hump. It could be pirate booty if so I hope she is a cute pirate lass.


 

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*pieces of Blarg slither to one spot and form back together*

Wow, thay was fun!

*notices the dress* Oops. How did I get into THIS!? And blue doesn't even match my eyes!

*snaps his fingers and the blue dress turns into a purpleish grey Matrix-like suit*

Much better. *notices some random n00b try to attack him with ice blast* 0H l\l0 y0u d0l\l7! *flips with in a Matrix-copyright-kinda-way* *uses fire assault powers to crush the random n00b into the dust*


 

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I Have an excellent idea!! Lets change the subject!

* WALLOPS!!!!!!! Blarghy with HUGE ANIME MALLET knocking him colder then a walruses tush.*


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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Ok. Lettuce change the subject. <tacks on an -ly) There, now it's an adjective and not a noun. The subject has been changed.


 

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Turkey Happy Day!!!! ebberbodies.::sips the imaginary brewed coffee:: MMMMMMMMMM now that's good strychnine.


 

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::looks at half chewed straps:: Nah it's not worth it today.::chews on the flesh under the straps::


 

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WALLOPS!!!!!! Kamui on head with HUGE ANIME MALLET

Wallops thats a verb


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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::kicks random places in the room::I thought it may be a kickstart room


 

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Random interjection: usually when people say a word is a verb, it's not. It's usually an adverb. The same goes for nouns and adjectives...


 

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Random interjection: usually when people say a word is a verb, it's not. It's usually an adverb. The same goes for nouns and adjectives...

[/ QUOTE ] Oh yeah? Well...um...er...YOUR FAT! So THERE. Ha.


 

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Infact everyone in this room is eatable children. Even I am eatable, but that's called cannibalism which infact is required by all villain groups.::as he address an empty room and laughs::


 

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*looms over NAK hungrilly, sharpening knife and fork*

Hmm ketsup go good with Newagedknight.


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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I beg your pardon. I am not a cannabal. In order for me to BE a cannabal I would have to eat other werewolves. I do not. Now, you people on the other hand.... As the shark said, "Hiya Chum, nice to 'eat ya."


 

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::busily washes himself in the ketchup and chum shower::Cleanliness is next to Godliness you know.Now where did I put that lava soap and steel wool?


 

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::busily washes himself in the ketchup and chum shower::Cleanliness is next to Godliness you know.Now where did I put that lava soap and steel wool?

[/ QUOTE ] He's marinating himself! Don't forget the onions. *throws some onions at NewagedKnight*


 

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I got the Pot boiling


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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All right I like a hot bath.:: gets down to his skivvies::


 

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Ugh, someone butcher the hairless ape first. <shudder> I did NOT have to see that... But I guess now we know why Knight has no children.....


In other news, know what you get when you put Lava in the freezer?


pumIce cream


 

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Lava::sips imaginary coffee::


 

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Lava::sips imaginary coffee::

[/ QUOTE ] Great idea! We'll put imaginary coffee AND lava in the soup!

GENIUS! *takes the imaginary coffee and lava and puts it in*

Now where did I put those demon tongues? We gotta have demon's tongues for it to taste like Momma used to make!


 

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*hands blarghy the demon tongues*

ripped them out of the lasher demons mouths meself


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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::stands beside catsi and tosses in a demon heart::I will add this demon heart I got from some salvage too.I have always heard that if you eat the heart of your enemies that it will make you stronger.