So there I was sniffing the laughing gas that somehow was sent through the vents into every room.Now everyone looks so goofy.::laughs uncontrollably::
*sits pointing at the wall giggling hysterically* 
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
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::starts shaping a mountain out of his mashed potatoes:: This means something.::starts laughing::
*is sitting in the room with the Satanic Hamsters* *the Hamsters are all laughing so much they can't seem to burn Blarg alive* And then- and then he said... SALMON! Get it?! SALMON! *Blarg and Hamsters burst out in another fit of laughter*
Salmon? Salmon? Sounds to me like you changed your Tuna.I think it works out instead of you Floundering about senselessly.For the Halibut, I will do some Sole searching from my Perch. I will excuse any of you who get too Crabby. So chin up Chum and Trout this coffee that was never brewed.I had someone following me earlier but I suppose I Lobster on this trip. She was an Urchin but she was my friend.::laughs the uncomfortable laugh of insanity::
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Salmon? Salmon? Sounds to me like you changed your Tuna.I think it works out instead of you Floundering about senselessly.For the Halibut, I will do some Sole searching from my Perch. I will excuse any of you who get too Crabby. So chin up Chum and Trout this coffee that was never brewed.I had someone following me earlier but I suppose I Lobster on this trip. She was an Urchin but she was my friend.::laughs the uncomfortable laugh of insanity::
[/ QUOTE ] Too... many... PUNS! *head explodes*
*sweeps up blarghy pieces puts them in the blender hits obliterate.*
*giggles hysterically while watching blarghy shake being made.*
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
Well Knight, I hope you dressed well; you know women love a Shark dressed man. But if you didn't it's not to late to Mako up to her. Maybe a nice romantic dinner under gas Lampreys, Cod'nt hurt anyways. Soft, romantic music without to much Bass to. ShEel be putty in your hands afor long. You never know, perhaps one day you'll marry her. Just make sure she's not sick. Alewives don't make for good honeymoons, dontcha know.
OOH no I tried the whole molding a woman out of clay and /or putty before. They tend to goto pieces worse than real women without proper moisture level. Too much water is just as bad cause they they melt but not in that good way.::laughs while trying to sip his imaginary brewed coffee::
For some odd reason, I'm here. I shouldn't not be here, but, nonetheless, I'm not unable to be somewhere else, so maybe I should not be going somewhere else, eh? Where is here? Who is now? Why is the Here and Now, at this location as this particular point in time. Is there any meaning to my rambling? That's a good question, most likely better answered by NAK or something. Hoo-ah! Oy! Bjorgin!
Nitwit blubber oddment tweak
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
The answer Evil-Shadow is simply Explosive bowel evacutation with spastic colon symptoms.::dodges projectile excrement::Look Out!
Singing softly whithout a tune I strum merrily merrily into the room and hop on the couch without much of a fuss to spring unto everyone a terrible puss that I found in the basement all covered with fuzz and hope that you'll take it without getting a buzz.
*dashes back into his cell and slams the door shut*
*detonates the ton of high explosives in crabans room.*
And stay there
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
OK! Who blew up my outhouse? Seriously, I was about to go utilize it's most apparent function. I know everyone here likes the plasma screen feature in it and we all enjoy watching tv in there. ::taps foot impatiently::
SUPER-CALI-FRAGILISTIC-ESPI-ALI-DOSCIOUS!
I KNOW THAT THE SOUND OF IT MIGHT SOUND QUITE ATROSCIOUS!
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING THAT RHYMES WITH DO-SCIOUS!
*bows* No autographs, please. Don't call me, I'll call you. Really? You will? well thank you sir. Add one more zero and we have a deal. *continues to speak with the Satanic Hamsters*
Medic!
Nurse I need a scrappula stat.Stop struggling Craban-my-boy this is best done sans the gas. Seriously you should try to stop farting while I am opening your chest up like this. It makes me giggle and I could lose this spigot in your spleen. Thank you nurse for this angle grinder.::The "nurse" a monkey in a cheap costume throws feces at the patient::
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OK! Who blew up my outhouse? Seriously, I was about to go utilize it's most apparent function. I know everyone here likes the plasma screen feature in it and we all enjoy watching tv in there. ::taps foot impatiently::
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*points to blarghy*
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
*is tinkering with a bomb* Hmm? Oh I guess I should do this later... *puts away bomb and tries to look innocent*
O.O
*Snips all the wires on the bomb, causing it to detonate in Blarhgy's back pocket, and creating quite a mess.*
Ow. Perhaps I should have used the clippers on the 10-foot pole.
*is in hundreds of pieces all around the place* Yes quite. The 10 ft pole is the best choice.
::erects ten foot pole for Festivus::It's a Festivus MIRACLE!!!::laughs cause he typed erects a ten foot pole with no allusion to sex and sprinkles some powered concoction into the eggnog with a railroad spike sticking out::Now we will all be erecting our own Festivus poles.
*removes a tenth of an inch from the ten foot pole. bouces off giggling hysterically*
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
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*grabs blarghy tosses him into the room with the satanic hamsters.*
*Slams the door welds it shut. fills it with laughing gas*
[/ QUOTE ] Since I'm already insane the laughing gas is pretty much useless. Except for the "laughing" and "gas" parts that is.