Muahahahahaha my wall cohorts have exacted my sweet sweet revenge.Now I shall unleash the rabid monkeys that make magickal chocolate.!::clicks garage door opener::
*drives in through open garage door in monster truck.*
*runs over NAK splatting him good.* 
* looks at monkeys in passenger seat as the bounce up and down. gives them bananas*
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
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::em curse you::
*scoops up NAK and puts him in a jar*
Look! NAK'er Jelly! Good for everyone! Plus, no spigot!
actually there is spigot in every bite
Skiining through the snow
hoping Kerry's right
Oh what fun it is to ride and sling and staying home to night
Oh bloody hells what's that smell how'd I get this gun?
Screaming fate and mild toothpaste I wish I start as one
OOOOhhhhh flinging bells and tossing smells and we all have the bun!
Streaming Kells and waffles sell
My Granny bought the sun!
EVERYBODY SING!
Or I'll pull your gizzards out!
Fa la la la la -- Urk!
NEXT!
Granny bought the .....SUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
I really mean it GRANNY.........BOUGHT.......SHE BOUGHT THE WHOLE DAMN SUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Yeah
Granny was the apple of my eye
I chopped her up and made her pie.
To this I truly would not lie
but now I'm grannyless, to that I sigh.
But wasn't it a damn good pie? Just think if her last name was Smith you technically made Granny Smith Apple-of-your-eye Pie.
SPLATS!! NAK in the face with whipped creme apple pie. with a brick in it
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
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Mmmmm! Tastes like grandma.
*decorates cell with dead monkeys* *humms in no particular tune* *Satanic Hamsters come back* *Satanic Hamsters drink tea and eat cookies with Blarg*
*uses howling twilight to rez the dead monkeys sending them on a rampage. locks blarghy in the room with them. *
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
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::Silently sips Satanic Hamster and Undead Monkey with Tequilla smoothie:: Hmmmm Happy Today or whatever you wanna celebrate and MERRY YESTERYEAR!
My monkey was my friend;
by day we gamboled in the woods and ate fresh termites;
at night we'd sleep in the trees and dream of feces flinging fun.
But now my moneky has gone away;
some foul cat did cast howling twilight
and a Knight drank him with tequila.
I cry myself to sleep these days
and reminesce of those days of fun;
when monkey and me would eat each others bugs.
But one day soon
soon I know
revenge will be begat...
becuase the water Knight used in his drink;
came from mexico,
and my monkeys name you ask? It was Montezuma.
Sitting on this toilet seat
Armored pants round my feet
Magickal Monkey infused Chocolate drops
Even in death Montezuma will not stop
Rancid solid fecal snakes slowly ooze
All because I drank undead monkey booze
Muscles strain and flex face contorts
Passersby grumble gag and snort
Montezuma's Revenge from my bowels does fall
But unless I finish soon I will kill us all
This looks like a good place for a stick up.
<pulls out Glade fresh breeze>
That's why I put this shop fan in the window
Thats why i rewired the fan to hurricane force intensity. O_O
*turns on hurricane fan, watches residents go flying, laughs hysterically*
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
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That hurricane stuff doesn't work too well on the people from SouthEast Texas we just dust ourselves off and take care of ourselves and our neighbors.
I spilled spot remover on my dog... Now he's gone... *sniff*
stop sniffing the spot remover it is addictive... have a chloroxcolada instead
*smacks into wall* *smacks into the same wall* *smacks into the wall again* *smack* *smack* *smack smack smack*