imported_Kamui

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"Dev's" should be "Devs", since there's no possession going on here. (Except, possibly, of the demonic kind.)

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Actually, it should be "Dev's", the apostraphe takes the place of the letters 'eloper'.

Gee, maybe I shoulda named my hero "Grammatical Man", but that would just be ironic....

I've been to a Mythic live fan event for DAoC, and in my younger days worked various sci-fi and comic book conventions, I think it'd be great for Cryptic to host more of these throughout the nation so more of us can attend.

This looks like a good place for a stick up.
<pulls out Glade fresh breeze>

My monkey was my friend;
by day we gamboled in the woods and ate fresh termites;
at night we'd sleep in the trees and dream of feces flinging fun.

But now my moneky has gone away;
some foul cat did cast howling twilight
and a Knight drank him with tequila.

I cry myself to sleep these days
and reminesce of those days of fun;
when monkey and me would eat each others bugs.

But one day soon
soon I know
revenge will be begat...

becuase the water Knight used in his drink;
came from mexico,
and my monkeys name you ask? It was Montezuma.

Granny was the apple of my eye
I chopped her up and made her pie.
To this I truly would not lie
but now I'm grannyless, to that I sigh.

Well Knight, I hope you dressed well; you know women love a Shark dressed man. But if you didn't it's not to late to Mako up to her. Maybe a nice romantic dinner under gas Lampreys, Cod'nt hurt anyways. Soft, romantic music without to much Bass to. ShEel be putty in your hands afor long. You never know, perhaps one day you'll marry her. Just make sure she's not sick. Alewives don't make for good honeymoons, dontcha know.

And does he keep the nuts in this handy candy container?

http://www.sportsmansguide.com/cb/cb.asp?a=54421

Nah, they ran out. Apparently Crabban only had a limited supply of nuts.

You won a lifetime supply of Crabbans Salty Piranha Chowder!

Ugh, someone butcher the hairless ape first. <shudder> I did NOT have to see that... But I guess now we know why Knight has no children.....


In other news, know what you get when you put Lava in the freezer?


pumIce cream

I beg your pardon. I am not a cannabal. In order for me to BE a cannabal I would have to eat other werewolves. I do not. Now, you people on the other hand.... As the shark said, "Hiya Chum, nice to 'eat ya."

Ok. Lettuce change the subject. <tacks on an -ly) There, now it's an adjective and not a noun. The subject has been changed.

<---AS's Blargh
<looks at corpse>
Hmm, maybe stalkers ARE overpowered..... /placate
/hide


Now to find some catnip to lure Catsi into my trap....

(can't remember if I, or someone else, has already done this but what the heck)

<singing> " I'm So Ronery
I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry"

Apologies to 'Team America, World Police'

Craban said, "I have reached this conclusion after nearly 36 hours in total isolation while being pelted with rats."

I feel the need to point out that if you're being pelted by rats you are hardly in total isolation. You have the rats to keep you company. You shouldn't have been so mousey and just stricken up a conversation with them. I assure you, they are interesting conversationalists. And you can have so much fun with them! Like, putting them in a burning bucket strapped to someones belly....

Crabban jelly coated nuts? Nope. Not gonna go there. Not gonna do it. Don't wanna know. To much information. Uh uh. Even if you're just Testes me, this is one test I don't have the Balls to take.

Magical monkey chocolate? Um, Knight, you DO know that's not chocolate, right?

Elections? Wait, I didn't vote for Statesman!
<chorus> You don't vote for a dev!
Help help! I'm bein oppressed!


What do you call a naked snake?
A Full-Monty Python

Who are Ewe to call us sheep? You can not Ram your vile accusations down our throats no matter how Sheepishly you couch your words! We are not barn yard animals! We are Stable minded humans and we shall be Herd! Flea from our words, you shalt not be on the Lamb for long ere we capture you and set you high in our prisons! The Shear truth of my words shall set us free from the Wool you attempt to pull over our eyes! Prey reconsider your point ere it be to late!

Ok. That's it. You guys are crazy. I'm leaving.
(walks away from no one towards Craban and Co.)
I'm gonna hang around these guys from now on, they're normal at least. Not wierdos like YA'LL!
<shaking fist angrily at no one...>

Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there
he wasn't there again today
I wish that man would stay away.
Stephen King

The best bear repellent is a friend with one leg. Remember, you don't have to outrun the bear. Just the friend.

I was in a hammer fight once; I thought they'd 'Maul' me, but turns out...they 'can't touch this'. My e'Pein' was to big apparently; but someone tried to 'claw' their way to me and I had to take a different 'tack'. Turns out I hit the nail on the head though...it was just a 'mallet'justed zombie without a jaw looking for Crabban.

In other news, I know what you mean Crabban, few days ago I wrote a funny post about how Cryptic 'dropped the ball' becuase they didn't provide limo rides, godivas and massages with the game; lots of people laughed but the post vanished. I realy wish the mods would /PM an explanation. I don't think I broke any rules being supportive of the Cryptic staff<sigh>. And it's so rare I'm actualy funny to.

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Oh no I remember the last lobotomy err shave you gave me with that thing

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Then he did it wrong. Craban, put that razor down. You need someone who knows how to handle a blade...a claws stalker.... yessss my pretties! Now sit down and be quiete Knight...I need your arachnoid membrane as a gift for Lord Arachnos. I'm sure he won't mind the irony.

Howabout Interogative man?

I was prayin
that my brain
would still be layin
in the drain
by the cupboard
in the house
visited often
by a mouse.
But the mouse he did steal
and did so with great appeal,
my cranium
my geranium
and now I feel so dumb.

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I bought GTA III for my 10 year old and then immediately grounded him so I could have it all to myself. Does that make me a bad mother?


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That depends...did you unlock Hot Coffee mode? <G>

When I ordered the game, I just did the pre-order without thinking. On the 27th I still hadn't gotten it, so I checked my order, then I checked the order site and I noticed a $10.00 box for the headstart...I did a little research and realised that, like an idiot, I didn't order the right thing. I had thought the pre-order had the headstart, but NOPE. They're TWO seperate entities. So, rather then blame Cryptic for my own lack of research when I ordered, I trotted to the store and bought the headstart box. I'll admit to some confusion between the headstart and the pre-order. It looked to me like pre-order contained the headstart. But a little bit of delving and you would have realised, like I did, that you were wrong.

The correct information was there, we just had to read the announcements. I find it ludicrous that people are blaming the Dev's for operator error.