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Blarg

 

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*removes a tenth of an inch from the ten foot pole. bouces off giggling hysterically*

[/ QUOTE ] GIVE THAT BACK! GO MY SATANIC HAMSTER FRIENDS! GET THE TENTH OF AN INCH! *Satanic Hamsters scurry off, coming together to form a Giganto Hamster*


 

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Sheesh hamsters. give em an 10th of an incha nd theyll take a third of a killometer.


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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::looks over the daily activities guide:: Chainsaw enemas?Do it yourself dentistry?Making magickal monkey chocolate from scratching?Satanic Hamsters and You a guide to ritualistic friendships?::I wonder if I can veg out watching football instead::


 

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MMMMMEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!


 

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GIGGLESNORTBLABBERSPLATFUGENGRUVEN


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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Gargenugen!


 

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Bjorgin Florgin!


 

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Vut? Are ve svedish now?


 

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*runs thru bitting kneecaps at random*


 

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Quick! Quick! Get this place cleaned up! There's a chance we might get the organ harvester thingie moving again!

Somebody start digging holes in the garden!

*runs out to check on the arsenical muffins*


 

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*panicked* I'll dig the holes! *takes out nuclear bomb* *TPs it to the place where we want the holes... underground* *makes it explode, causing a large crater to appear in the ground* There, what now!?


 

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Wow thats an awfully deep hole. we need to fill it.

* WALLOPS!!! Blarghy in the head with warmace. sends blarghy falling into hole watches blarghy recede in distance*


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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Ow. *falls* Oops! *trips* Dangit. *falls into crater* Hmmm... I need out. *Takes out a rope with a Tuna at the end. Sends rope through the crater and attaches it to Catsi. Instead of slipping over Catsi like Blarg had hoped, it just sends Catsi to her doom, falling over the edge.*


 

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::clean up the railroad tracks for fresh virgin shipments::


 

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SOMEBODY EAT A DAMNED MUFFIN!

I'm not sure if you can taste the poison or not.


 

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*Eats a couple. Keels over*

Sorry, couldn't tell you if I can taste the poison, they killed me. Do that thing with the thing and the undead thing with the other thing, ya know?


 

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Yeah you know, the thing.

Blarghy-what thing?

The thing that does the stuff

blarghy-What stuff?

The stuff we need to do

Blarghy- How do we do it?

With the thing


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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This thing? ot the other thing?

One more thing though.

My this thing has a first name

It's a-n-o-t-h-e-r

My this thing has second name

It's t-h-i-n-g

Oh, I love to discuss it everyday

When people ask me why I say

Cause this thing is full of

B-O-L-O-G-N-A


 

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Yah yah, the thing. Wait... you mean Thing 1 or Thing 2? Either way, Dr. Suess will sue. Not that his name is Sue. I don't think he likes sewing either. Maybe crouquet? It's probably better for your lungs. Lungs rhymes with: tounges. But not with spleen. I like to eat spleens. And pie. I want pie. GIVE ME PIE!


 

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if I dood it I get a whuppin.



I dood it

* SPLATS!! blarghy in the face using a whipped cream pie with a brick in it.*


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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I say I say uh boy what did you splat that pie in yon blarg's face? It ain't right boy. It just ain't right.


 

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*points to the tnt beneath NAKS feet, detonates it blowing NAK clear into the sky.*


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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::stands on the flying chunk of ground blown into the sky with him:: Ofcourse you realize this means war.::bites a carrot::


 

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*detonates the carrot, cleverly disguised stick of dynamite, as NAK bites into it.*

*laughs maniacly and runs into a wall.*


 

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH stupid evil shadow not seeing that wall there. BWAHAHHAHAAH

*turns to go opposite direction smacks into opposite wall*

@.@


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m