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roduces a jacket with the words 'I Love Me' stitched into it:: I hope you like imitation suede. I even put some free Vote 4 Craban buttons on it.
yeah thatll be perfect 
*puts coat on craban backwards, uses duct tape to mummify craban, dumps him into crocodile infested river*
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
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:aints 'Vote 4 Craban' on the walls with the magical monkey chocolate:: I think this will help
Magical monkey chocolate? Um, Knight, you DO know that's not chocolate, right?
Don't tell him, he'll stop buying it from my bar ducks.
*slowly walks in* QUICK MY MINIONS!!! ATTACK!!! *Waffle minions attack everyone in thread* *runs for dear life*
*pounces blarghy, wallops him with huge anime mallet knocking him colder then a penguins tush.
*dresses him in a toaster outfit.*
hey waffles looky here the toaster called your momnas breakfast.
*vanishes in a puddle of syrup giggling hysterically as the waffles turn*
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
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::Idly swings waffle irons in random directions:o I know?DO I? I do I do indeed I doo-doo-doo a da-da-da is all I want to say to joo.::Unwraps the Magickal Monkey Chocolate Bar with Craban Jelly coated nuts inside::Hmmm anyone seen the spigot lately?
Crabban jelly coated nuts? Nope. Not gonna go there. Not gonna do it. Don't wanna know. To much information. Uh uh. Even if you're just Testes me, this is one test I don't have the Balls to take.
::Twists Evil_Shadow's handlebar mustaches:: Muahahahahaha!
People suck.
I have reached this conclusion after nearly 36 hours in total isolation while being pelted with rats. Yes. That is what happened.
I mean, seriously, you bite one person and suddenly you're a "psycopath" and "dangerous" and "mal-adjusted" or something. Two weeks isolation and serious sedation, which gets old in a hurry, let me tell you. It's a freakin' ear for cryin' out loud - cartilege, they can sew it right back on and there won't even be a scar! What is the big fuss for?
People suck. They just overreact, hit you with clubs and then it's right back into 18th century medicine-world where they cure you by tearing your skin off with a fire hose.
Disgusting waste of taxpayer money, that's what I call it.
If Notorious Henry hadn't run amok again I'd still be in there... but he's freakin' crazy so I get me own cozy jacket and cell again. And since the minders still don't know I figured out their password I can type until my jaw gets sore, (I'm unsing a couple of bendy straws through a hole in the glass, you see? No hands.. well I got hands, but they're kinda immobile in this stupid jacket).
Oh well.
People suck.
Next time I'm gonna bite off his nose - that'll show 'im. And I'll swallow it too.
HA!
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Two weeks isolation and serious sedation,
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So... the last time I went there it wasn't really a vacation?
nope and this is electro shock therapy.
*jams 2 100,000 volt live wires to crabans temples. laughs maniaclly before vanishing in an explosion of sparks*
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
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So is Craban's new nickname "The Juice"? If so I have some vodka I need to introduce him to and then they will become "The Screwdriver", and my toolbox will be completed. Muahahahahahaha
What happened to my Waffle minions? Why am I too lazy to search for my last post to look for the reason of their disappearance? And where the muffin are my pants?
*sends a new fleet of minions in to destroy the madmen... and this time they have Superdine!*
::Breaks open several crates of grenades and dumps them into the Monkeys' Room::We must prepare this place will be crawling with trollkins soon they love these superdine spinkled waffles. We must make ready to not let them enjoy this place or they may choose to stay. We shall postpare shortly but first we shall start our day off right with some breakfast thanks to _Blarg_ and his edible minions. Now someone pass me the Strychnine Syrup and I will pass the Anthrax Powdered Sugar.
Craban said, "I have reached this conclusion after nearly 36 hours in total isolation while being pelted with rats."
I feel the need to point out that if you're being pelted by rats you are hardly in total isolation. You have the rats to keep you company. You shouldn't have been so mousey and just stricken up a conversation with them. I assure you, they are interesting conversationalists. And you can have so much fun with them! Like, putting them in a burning bucket strapped to someones belly....
We noticed but we considered the source so you know. Now someone eat these dead superdine sprinkled waffles. The side effects will be worth it. Would I mislead anyone?
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We noticed but we considered the source so you know. Now someone eat these dead superdine sprinkled waffles. The side effects will be worth it. Would I mislead anyone?
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Ducktender! I will have a malotov cocktail with a napalm chaser.Now we must make ready for the humpday it is merely hours away. I say we shall endeavor to smooth it out. It shall be the lack of humpday. Wait no that was my wedding night and the first year of marriage. We shall rename it dipday. No, that might confuse the rednecks. So do all rednecks have blue collars? Our goal will be to kill anyone who uses the term humpday after today. Then we will maim those who say wednesday. This day must not be allowed to survive our purge. A slow painfilled tortured death to anyone who pronounces it Wed-ness-day, because that just irritates me. Ok my minions to the rusty metal blades of death and the thick rounded bludeons of brutality.
*runs NAK over with a steamroller. smushing him flatter then a waffle*
Hey! New where you want this steamroller? so we cna flatten out that middle day thingy.
new ? <.< new?>.>
AH there you are! layin down on the job again I see.
*pours syrup on NAK buries him flat and syrupy in the litter box*
*rides off on steam roller with walrus giggling hysterically*
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So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
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Damn You Walrus!!!Quick to the fecalator.
*accidentally stumbles into thread* Hey thats MY Walrus!
OK NOW I'm angry.
*turns on dominate and uses all of his mind control powers on Catsi* *uses all of his fire assault powers on Catsi* *makes Walrus glide gently over to me* *sends Catsi flying off to the monorail thread to cause more carnage* *hugs Walrus and walks off*
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wow thats alot of mind powers. domination would really have hurt if i hadnt lost my mind some time ago.....now the fire on the other hand...NAAAAAH
*does dance* FIIIIIIIRRRREEEE
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
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is everyone crazy? wait dont asnwer that.
we cant have this guy running the show. he has more waffles then belgium. john kerry was more decisive. he skips subjects more then a cd player in an earthquake. down with his royal high looney toon.
quick somebody get me an I love me coat so ic an wrap this nut job up
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
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