So the trains runs through the asylum does that make it the crazy train?...or is that reserved for our random thoughts and idle worship...ALL HAIL THE ONE WHO GETS HAILED!!
I was hailed once. It was golf ball sized hail. And I forgot my clubs. Which is just as well since I can't golf. Not without a shotgun.
*runs newagedknight over with the train toots the crazy whistle 3 times* 
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
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::toots his own horn back::Like i've never been hit by a train of thought before::sips real coffee add imaginary arsenic::
Cheese.
Just something I thought you should all know.
Well thank Heavens for that.
Why don't you put your avatar back the right way? That blue thing with the grey and the opposite direction nonsense is just creepy.
And not in a nice way.
definitely not his good side eh there Mr. C?
There, ya happy now?
Jerk.
::twists familiar yet still not his own handlebar mustaches:: Muahahahaha...the evil drips from the conversation like so much brain matter dripping out of our ears
*catches newageknight's brain matter in a bucket. freezes it drops it down crabans shorts. vanishes in a puff of catnip*
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
I was prayin
that my brain
would still be layin
in the drain
by the cupboard
in the house
visited often
by a mouse.
But the mouse he did steal
and did so with great appeal,
my cranium
my geranium
and now I feel so dumb.
::idly sips fresh brewed imaginary morning coffee::Indeed. Who knew ducktenders had wives and ducklings
Coffee? Why not a Super Jolt or Double Jolt or whatever they're called. Coffee is so last century.
Yeah I agree DOWN WITH COFFEE UP WITH CHUCK!!!!!
Everyone all together Let's protest with signs that say UPCHUCK!!!! Zombie masterminds feel free to have your minions join in....and Mr. C. someone has a post about nobody posting enough you may want to schedule a chalkboard session there
Much better.
Things look more and more like they ought to every day now.
Anybody seen the DisgustingFear monster yet? I have a hankering to watch NAK get eaten by acid or something, (whatever we used to do for fun... I can't remember).
Monkeys were involved somehow I'm sure.
*chases NewAgeKnight around the room with a rusty straight razor*
A quick shave, I swear, that's all!
Oh no I remember the last lobotomy err shave you gave me with that thing
I remember when I shaved. I was so much more aerodynamic. Especially when running nude in the park.
but the braided armpit hair flutters in the breeze better while running nude in the park...and if aerodynamics is your choice then I suggest hair glue and to shape the hair into a cone or aerodynamic shape of your choice
*appears in a puff of smoke, trips newagedknight makes him fal into a barbers chair which straps him down, for his shave* vanishes into a puff of catnip*
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
::screams bloody murder::BLOODY MURDER!!!!! I just stepped in something that the cat-thing buried ack! and now it is all over my feet and this chair and smeared into the carpet...this is not good!
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Oh no I remember the last lobotomy err shave you gave me with that thing
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Then he did it wrong. Craban, put that razor down. You need someone who knows how to handle a blade...a claws stalker.... yessss my pretties! Now sit down and be quiete Knight...I need your arachnoid membrane as a gift for Lord Arachnos. I'm sure he won't mind the irony.
::sips his fresh hot cup of imaginary coffee:: Onward to oblivion then chop chop and let's get this monstrosity rolling uphill in the mud
In the time before time, the days when gods walked the earth long before humans made any claim to anything, there was an unspeakable horro that clawed the night and rendered the days asunder with a mighty roar. This being, god like but not liked, powerful and frightening, sad and lonely would haunt the souls of any who dared seek it.
The great and mighty being of pure fear and hatred who love pink milk with Cheerios sang of days yet to be, it sounded much like Motley Crue. Oh how the elder gods despised and tormented this pathetic, twisted visage of unadulterated evil. They screamed "Neener neener neener" to it through the long, asundered days and clawed nights.
Then, as if by providence or fate, a new being walked the wicked landscape. Man had come. He destroyed the being.
This, and other stories can be found as told by the DoodleBops.
sheeeessss baaaaaaccckk *clubs craban upside he worm filled head with an extraordinarily large war mace dances away cacklung with glee* 
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
Words to live by and no mistake!