The mapserer eh well you may rear your ugly head in many many places still but atleast you won the war
Mapserver? That guy's trouble. I'm sure he wouldn't mind donating to crabans' and my program.
The mapserver's here? And me with my old computer and dial-up inter-(disconnects)
[B]The Once and Future Official Minister of Awesome[/B]
[I]And don't you forget it.[/I]
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Right... hold that weasel down, I got a plastic spoon and a rough idea where his spleen should be so WE'RE GOIN' HUNTIN'!
GET THAT GUY!!!!
Ha.. Spleen... I donated it to the vegetarian society... with a nice keyanti and some Fava beans... Once again I get the better of you Craban.. Muhahahaha *cough* oh might have to see someone about that.. *ahem* excuse me a moment.. I will RE*cough* RETURN!!! You have not seen the last of me!
*sits behind pop machine holding his spleen gives it to craban* 
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
Oh.. I see how it is.. pick on the outsider.. the loner.. FINE then BRING IT... one at a time or all together.. I will take you all!!! muhahaha...
*clones 1000 crabans* 
*buries one in the litter box, lets the other 999 run free*
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
Alright, time to thin the herd.
*goes on a craban hunting rampage*
Craban's beside himself alot right now but atleast none of him are at a loss for words
coldmurder has decided to beat the dead horse across the line damned fun police ya know and the Jenkins Conspiracy has reared it head nextdoor::listens to the X-files music play everytime someone says Jenkins Conspiracy::
Ye gods I hope I wasn't the one buried in thatbox thing, that would suck.
likely one of the dopple gankers...and mind your step incase it was something less savory....and watch out for that hairball under the cradenza
Silverfish, somebody save the silverfish!
Ye gods how I hate that mild-mannerism.
so i should take the glasses off?....but i do so adore peering through my hurricane glasses...next time i will have to drink the hurricanes before i wear the glasses
I ate a hurricain for breakfast,
it turned out to be quite the repast;
but ere much time did pass,
I found out the wind did give me gas.
gas eh? sounds like we need a spigot for Kamui..Craban by all means you can do the honors and he may have a spleen for ya too
Aye, he has much 'espleening' to do for sure! But I've always said, "'liver' alone if she's good to ya". Whoever she may be...I 'colon' find a good woman who was 'intestine' enough to keep my attention long, not that I 'mind'. Bah women! Who 'knees' them anyways! 'Toe' much of a good thing is 'toe' much anyways. I always get the gals who dress in 'pinkie' neways. But that's enough for now, so 'lung' everyone!
They are coming.
I hear their claws upon the floor
sharp tipped, gouging into the stone.
They are coming.
Red eyes glimmering from shadows dark
lusting hungrily for fresh flesh.
They are coming.
squeals of anticipation
amidst murmurs of horror.
They are here.
And now
I
FEAST.
::sips imaginary coffee adds real sugar:: MMMmmm now that's a good cuppajo....I wonder woman what is wrong with her.I propose a toast buttered on both sides and toasted to a golden brown sprinkled with garlic more of a light dusting i suppose and that is what the maid is for all the light dusting is her domain www.maidduster.org .I am sitting here pondering which way is up from the left side of doom. Doom was a ho hum movie that was over inflated like so many livers and kidney and intestinal fortitudes.And THAT'S when I said Oh Yeah.... and George says maybe
There was an old woman with little to do
so she crawled up beside me and bit my shoe
I screamed with horror, I shrieked with fright
but I couldn't shift her with all my might
and now the old woman is stuck there like glue.
There was an old woman with little to do
so she crept up beside me stabbed me anew
I screamed with horror, I shrieked with fright
but nothing could save me as she flipped off the light...
The very next day I was served as the stew.
There was an old woman with little to do
so she crept up and bled me quite blue.
I screamed with horror, I shrieked with fright
but nothing would help me as I yelled in the night
and now I am dead, forgotten and buried
in the back yard with spiders so hairy
my ghost haunts this place with many others
victims of the old woman and her evil brothers.
Pumpkins may rise and pumpkins may fall but never have I seen the largest of all, that magnificent specimen that gorgeous gourd the Great Pumpkin does rule this night like a lord.
Well Craban, that's what you get for marrying older women.
I knew a great pianist;
his organ was huge.
He'd play all day
and the women swooned.
He'd stroke his keys
with prenuptial bliss.
Until one day the lid came down,
slammed by a spurned lass.
And now he's a great pianist no more;
he sits depressed playing only a minor chord.
The other hour I was walking on the wideside and saw a huge hole within the hole was a cow and on the cow was a cat and ontop of the cat sat a rabbit ...does anyone know what I said?....Mmmmm now that's good intestinal fortitude for sure
What would you do with a klondike bar?
Well, I know what you SHOULDN'T do. Confuse it with a klondike bear. They don't like to be licked.
HAY Craban buddy! Remember me? NO???!?!? oh the fun we had the times we shared.. the disconnects! oh the disconnects! Ya.. it's me your old friend MAPSERVER!
I would disconnect your body from your mind but you are out to lunch anyway.. but I can keep you from what you love.. oh you have not heard the last of me! NO NO NO... I am forever... You can never be rid of me.. TF's Hami raids... you name it I will be there! MUHAHAHAHA.....
All your DISCONNECTS BELONG to US!!!!!
YOU ARE DISCONNECTED!!!!!