craban & VileTerror's Salty Asylum!
*Walks in*
*sees the hammers flying in all directions*
I don't think I belong here.
*Tries to flee*
*jumps on the zombie jawa and tries to pull his head off*
GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!
I'll 'utinni' you, you miserable little weasel! GAH!
Eewww... I got zombie jawa on me hands! Sergant! Fetch me a bowsaw, time to remove these babies for good!
Well I'll be damned.
A Mod was in here and DELETED ME!?!?!?!
What on Earth is the world coming to? I mean, it's like walking onto a battlefield full of maimed and dying soldiers so you can dust somebody's lapels!
MADNESS!
*gets hit by a hammer and falls down unconcious*
::chuckles with delight and slight insanity at this whole hammer fight::Oh! My spleen! My spleen! Somebody hit me with a hammer in my spleen!!!!!
I show ya a real hammer.
*starts tossing around MOD hammer*
I am now choosing to believe the forums went insane yesterday and forgot a whole bunch of stuff kinda at random.
It's either that, or there's a Mod out there misreading things and removing them for no valid reason, (I had an actual thoughtful post go missing... somebody may be editing content, but it seems more likely the forums freaked out).
They were acting very oddly yesterday, (forums... but it could apply to Mods too, take yer pick).
On a related note, I'm also choosing to believe chlorine is best rubbed in the eyes to remove the spots.
try hydrochloric acid there Mr. C for those though spots you want to remove...::flicks hammer and entrance::
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(I had an actual thoughtful post go missing... somebody may be editing content, but it seems more likely the forums freaked out).
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Or, possibly you scared the mods with that.
If the Mods read my garbage, then they deserve every penny of that hazard pay... and I don't have an ounce of pity for them. They should just ban me and be done with it, or have me on ignore like sensible folk.
I like jello! In my head!
*slams craban in the skull with a jello filled wiffle bat leaves it sticking out of his ear.*
* dances away gleefuly avoiding or redirecting hammers at random crazies*
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
I was in a hammer fight once; I thought they'd 'Maul' me, but turns out...they 'can't touch this'. My e'Pein' was to big apparently; but someone tried to 'claw' their way to me and I had to take a different 'tack'. Turns out I hit the nail on the head though...it was just a 'mallet'justed zombie without a jaw looking for Crabban.
In other news, I know what you mean Crabban, few days ago I wrote a funny post about how Cryptic 'dropped the ball' becuase they didn't provide limo rides, godivas and massages with the game; lots of people laughed but the post vanished. I realy wish the mods would /PM an explanation. I don't think I broke any rules being supportive of the Cryptic staff<sigh>. And it's so rare I'm actualy funny to.
I'm fairly sure that certain posts that appear to be deleted are actually moved to a dev access only forum...
Bout right those elitest....I mean that in a good way though::flicks hammer at the door and the next extra-terrestrial::
Bipple zapple dat?
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Bipple zapple dat?
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*gives newagedknight an energon chip*
Bah weep grah nah weep ninny bahm
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
What the hell? I leave for a few days and everything's gone to hell in a handbasket. Sweet.
::throws hammer with handbasket attached:: Remember always becareful what you ask for::laughs histerically and runs through a wall::
*walks in get hammer in the face falls down* ouch! What the duce? You all sould be ashamed of yourselves!.. throwing hammers! god you are never guna do any damage that way!..
*Picks up Craban and throw him at the crowd!*
::idly sips fresh brewed imagined coffee and adds real anthrax mislabeled as sugar:: I wonder what all this commotion is about people throwing hammers and what not. Wow! I almost won the Powerball tomorrow night. Now to remember to buy a ticket for that thing. Has anyone seen an innards collection? It had several hearts gizzards and spleens in it and a few pancreases. I hope that isn't what I made that stew out of. Dr. Vahz will be miffed I'm sure.
::stirs HUGE cauldron of bubbling liquid over imaginary firepit:: Mmmmm smells like Motherboard used to make. Anyone want cabbage?
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::stirs HUGE cauldron of bubbling liquid over imaginary firepit:: Mmmmm smells like Motherboard used to make. Anyone want cabbage?
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Ummmm cabbage.. oh wait it gives me gas...
Well that's good cause cabbage isn't in my innards surprise stew
The sun rises.
My coffee is cold.
Hello microwave.
HAMMER FIGHT!!!!!!::starts chucking hammers in random directions::