I might have to use a few of these.
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I woke my fiance up with the hysterical laughter response to this one.| It rubs the lotion on its skin and then it presses the green button |
I might have scared one or both of the cats as well.
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Originally Posted by Dispari
I don't know why Dink thinks she's not as sexy as Jay was. In 5 posts she's already upstaged his entire career.
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Hehe!
Every time I run these and this happens, I say, "Hang on just a bit, I have to fix my costume in the tailor REALLY FAST!"
Or, "One minute, I just have to respec my character real quick!"
Yes... every time. I try and come up with a different one when I can, but I run them infrequently enough that I can get by with so few lines.
Yes, I take the slow clicker's aggro! *taunt* "You guys mind waiting while I explain enhancements to my noob friend??"
@Zethustra
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and round up everyone that knows more than they do"-Dylan
and round up everyone that knows more than they do"-Dylan
These will be used. Thanks for the laughs, as always.
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* You have failed every timed standardized test you've ever taken, haven't you?
I love this one. I probably will not use it however. 25% of the people would get it, most would ignore it, but there would be one or two people trying to figure it out for the entire BAF, and would probably get me killed by the rings because they were still trying to figure this out.
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I'm a big SP fan, but that episode...|
Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* You can click to accept it... really... the Humancentipad episode was only a JOKE...
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Just, ewww.
Great lis... er, collection. Remember, Steelclaw does not make lists. People with no sense of humor object to lists. Lists are bad, mmkay?
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
So, you're sitting and waiting... the little window says 23 of 24 people have agreed to join in the BAF Trial you are impatient to go attempt... and you're waiting... and waiting...
You probably want to say something... and someone has already grabbed the ubiquitous "There's always one" tag... so.. here are a few alternative suggestions... * It rubs the lotion on its skin and then it presses the green button * Seriously... it's time to upgrade to a COLOR monitor... * I KNOW color blind people have the same rights as everyone else but this is NO time for a passive protest! * You have failed every timed standardized test you've ever taken, haven't you? * I'm writing a request to the Devs... if we have to wait like this the least they could do is insert the Jeopardy Theme Music... * Use the mouse! You don't HAVE a touch screen yet! * Ladies and gentlemen... introducing the most passive-aggressive person on the internet! * Virus sent * Your mom still reminds you you were two weeks overdue and took 72 hours of labor, doesn't she? * You can click to accept it... really... the Humancentipad episode was only a JOKE... * It's probably for the best... we were all going to vote you off the island anyway... * When you finally return to the game window and read this... I hope the pron was worth it. * Take the Green Pill! Come ON MAN! Kung Fu in a 4 second download! * Press the button! The team leader just sent me a Private Tell guaranteeing you'll get a Very Rare this time! * It's Zwillinger again... this happens every time... he has a custom interface with options "Yes", "No" and "Tangent"... |
A few I have used to add a touch of humor to that LONG wait:
* Don't they just look so darn cute when the fall asleep at the keyboard like that.
* All I had was a purple button. I pushed it and now someone named Neo keeps sending me tells and asking about the Matrix? What's that all about?
* It's the GREEN button <-------- The one on this side.
As always Steel your post makes me smile, laugh, giggle, ROFL, LMAO .. oh my I think I may have just wet myself.
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Ha! I've done the same.|
Originally Posted by Electric-Knight
Hehe!
Every time I run these and this happens, I say, "Hang on just a bit, I have to fix my costume in the tailor REALLY FAST!" Or, "One minute, I just have to respec my character real quick!" Yes... every time. I try and come up with a different one when I can, but I run them infrequently enough that I can get by with so few lines. Yes, I take the slow clicker's aggro! *taunt* "You guys mind waiting while I explain enhancements to my noob friend??" |
"Am I supposed to click the green button now?"
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* Dude, just get a second monitor and put them side by side.
* Someone get his/her/its cat to slap the mouse.
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I'm always stuck on this one:
"Push the button, Frank."
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I've always replied with" Click the green button, don't be "That" guy...
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Seriously though, it happens 99.9% of the time. Is anyone beginning to think, like I am: perhaps it's actually just a bug or lag in que times?
I can't believe that it happens like that every time and it's always ONE person.
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I don't know why everyone thinks it's either a bug or someone not paying attention, I would think it's quite obvious. It, like most everything else, can be explained easily. It's a Nemesis Plot, thought of by Black Scorpion, and secretly executed by The Clockwork King. Simple.
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Very clever list.. got a few laughs. Nice.
But maybe I'll just be the troll who doesn't hit either button?
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Out of 24 people, it is very likely that at least one person is AFK. Any more than one, and it gets more and more unlikely.
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Originally Posted by Mr_True_Shot
Seriously though, it happens 99.9% of the time. Is anyone beginning to think, like I am: perhaps it's actually just a bug or lag in que times?
I can't believe that it happens like that every time and it's always ONE person. |
Or
*This isn't like that email I sent you with the moving button. It WILL stay still.
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That's my favorite too.
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Originally Posted by SpyralPegacyon
I'm always stuck on this one:
"Push the button, Frank." |
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So, you're sitting and waiting... the little window says 23 of 24 people have agreed to join in the BAF Trial you are impatient to go attempt... and you're waiting... and waiting...
You probably want to say something... and someone has already grabbed the ubiquitous "There's always one" tag... so.. here are a few alternative suggestions...
* It rubs the lotion on its skin and then it presses the green button
* Seriously... it's time to upgrade to a COLOR monitor...
* I KNOW color blind people have the same rights as everyone else but this is NO time for a passive protest!
* You have failed every timed standardized test you've ever taken, haven't you?
* I'm writing a request to the Devs... if we have to wait like this the least they could do is insert the Jeopardy Theme Music...
* Use the mouse! You don't HAVE a touch screen yet!
* Ladies and gentlemen... introducing the most passive-aggressive person on the internet!
* Virus sent
* Your mom still reminds you you were two weeks overdue and took 72 hours of labor, doesn't she?
* You can click to accept it... really... the Humancentipad episode was only a JOKE...
* It's probably for the best... we were all going to vote you off the island anyway...
* When you finally return to the game window and read this... I hope the pron was worth it.
* Take the Green Pill! Come ON MAN! Kung Fu in a 4 second download!
* Press the button! The team leader just sent me a Private Tell guaranteeing you'll get a Very Rare this time!
* It's Zwillinger again... this happens every time... he has a custom interface with options "Yes", "No" and "Tangent"...
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw