Signs your new Alt may be lame
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2short2care,
Posted on: 2012-01-14 10:05 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
You got an F in the invention tutorial.
In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo.
I chuckled 
Especially the last one
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GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.
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NOTE: The Incarnate System is basically farming for IOs on a larger scale, and with more obtrusive lore.
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On a safeguard mission you fail to aggro any of the bank robbers, and you hear giggling as they run past you.
The first thing you see upon entering Atlas Park is a Hellion handing you a recruitment brochure.
AE Arcs: #10482 N00b Rescue Duty, #164100 The Four Treasures of the Tuatha De Dannan
Walks with a cane and goes by the name of Don Blake
Thelonious Monk
Azuria sends you to guard the MAGI vault in Galaxy City
When Flambeaux doesn't want to talk to you about herself.
Thanks to everyone that helped make me a welcomed part of the community, and for giving me over 3 years of some of the best gaming I've been able to take part in. May the next game bring many friendships and maybe reconnect to some old CoH friends.
Montague Castanella has to send Percy Winkley to rescue you.
AE Arcs: #10482 N00b Rescue Duty, #164100 The Four Treasures of the Tuatha De Dannan
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Montague Castanella has to send Percy Winkley to rescue you.
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Hehe. Some good ones in there.
If you try to choose 'Helper' status the game shows a popup with 'NO WAY!'.
Saint are you Steelclaw in disguise? :P Also LOL
Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and lepers, no more merciful beheadings and call off christmas!
-When citizens stop and help the foe you are fighting.
Dark Energon, Founder of the Freedom Legion SG on Guardian server.
(SG founded on 12-08-'09, Top100: 08-17-'10, Top50: 12-23-'10, Top25: 12-11-'11)
Crab Spider Nephila on Titan Tracker
Weekly events on Guardian: W.A.V.E. & FNFN
-When the only 'Head' option in the tailor is a paper bag.
-When the contact gives you the mission to save a kitten from a small shrub, and gives you oven mints so you won't get scratched.
Dark Energon, Founder of the Freedom Legion SG on Guardian server.
(SG founded on 12-08-'09, Top100: 08-17-'10, Top50: 12-23-'10, Top25: 12-11-'11)
Crab Spider Nephila on Titan Tracker
Weekly events on Guardian: W.A.V.E. & FNFN
When citizens on the street gossip about your DEFEATS more than your victories.
Your PURSE gets stolen!
And you can't apprehend the thief!
Baby New Year tells you "thanks, but I was hoping to be rescued by someone OLDER than me..."
It's the end. But the moment has been prepared for ...
Even the trainer in the tutorial refuses to teach you anything.
"I have something to say! It's better to burn out then to fade away!"
After creating your costume you're asked five times if you're really sure you want to enter the game with that toon.
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Azuria sends you to guard the MAGI vault in Galaxy City
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When, at level 5, Dr. Graves turns to you and says "Oh. Oh my g... you've outleveled this contact. go away. NOW!"
When all of your contacts refuse to talk to you in person and make sure you get their number just so they never see you.
(side note: Max is an ***)
you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you <3
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The beast at Tenagra?
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You only get a Arachnos Park in their Parking Space on Sight Order for your souveneir
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Virtue Server
Avatar art by Daggerpoint
In the tutorial, Blue Spectrum kills you.
My guides:Dark Melee/Dark Armor/Soul Mastery, Illusion Control/Kinetics/Primal Forces Mastery, Electric Armor
"Dark Armor is a complete waste as a tanking set."
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Montague Castanella has to send Percy Winkley to rescue you.
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When talking to Statesman/Lord Recluse, the well of furies takes them over, laughs at you, then leaves.
Your Favor of the Well token states that *YOU* owe the Well a favor ... 
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It's the end. But the moment has been prepared for ...
The Skulls paint grafiti saying "Kill <your name here>"
Thelonious Monk
In the tutorial, Blue Spectrum tells you he'd rather wait for someone else to come by and help him.
Willy Wheeler calls you a loser.
Your character is female and Dean MacArthur doesn't hit on you.
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@Inquisitor
The Skulls Welcoming Committee hands you a book of coupons and leaves
Only two heros left for one spot to save Paragon. We pick Flambeaux!
The sewers come and work you for XP
You only get a Arachnos Park in their Parking Space on Sight Order for your souveneir
The contact doesn't bother to disguise you to infiltrate the Hellions
The Vahilzok look over your character's defeated body, grab your boots, and leave
The Help Channel is silent when you ask for help six slotting Apprentice Charm
The citizens being abducted by Circle of Thorns ask them to ceremony faster because you are getting closer
Your clues are all invitations for Extreme Makeover
Vahilzok Cadavers see your costume , turn the other way, and vomit