Signs your new Alt may be lame
By
2short2care,
Posted on: 2012-01-14 10:05 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
You're <insert name of poster here>...
When you summon a non-combat pet it cons purple to you...
Other players can disable your character at Null the Gull...
You made a character with knockback powers...
You made a character without knockback powers...
Samuel Tow will only discuss your character in short sentences...
You start with debt...
All you can slot are IOUs...
Goodbye may seem forever
Farewell is like the end
But in my heart's the memory
And there you'll always be
-- The Fox and the Hound
Blueside: The NPC are embarrassed or mad that you stop the hellion from stealing their purse
Redside: the hostage that you kidnapped gets away from you after you complete your mission
praetoria: you get defeated and your mediporter teleports you to the BAF or Mother's Asylum instead of the hospital
Quote:
lol, clever
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Originally Posted by Tutelary
They are the only character in server list that you do not have to type the name after clicking the delete button.
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Your epic powerpool consists of 'ugly crying', 'eating ben and jerrys and crying', 'rocking back and forth in corner', and self destruct without the damage.
In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo.
-You walk into a mission, and the foes die laughing.
Dark Energon, Founder of the Freedom Legion SG on Guardian server.
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Quote:
That wouldn't be lame, that would be *awesome*.
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Originally Posted by Dark Energon
-You walk into a mission, and the foes die laughing.
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Goodbye may seem forever
Farewell is like the end
But in my heart's the memory
And there you'll always be
-- The Fox and the Hound
When circle of thorn mages suicide before you even get to them
When Malta sap themselves to give you a fair fight.
When Percy Winkley has to save you.
On Justice
Global @Desi Nova Twitter: @desi_nova Steam: Desi_nova. I don't do Xbox or PS3
- As you enter the Tutorial, Officer Daniels asks you if you could put the radio back where you found it.
- You swear the Giant Shivan just pointed at your costume and snickered before slithering back into that hole.
- Even though you've drained Blue Spectrum's powers, you still end up in the Longbow safe zone.
- You never got the fitness pool at lvl 2, just a text clue directing you to the nearest gym.
- Twinshot refused to invite you to join the Shining Stars, you're just not cool enough to fit in.
- The Menders keep making you take Pilgrim's initiation mission over and over again, refusing to accept you've visited Ouroboros before.
- Instead of cloning you during Agent Nance and Jenni Adair's arcs, Proteon chose to clone Flambeaux instead.
- You're a little irked that stores always doublecheck your hero ID before allowing you to purchase enhancements.
- There's a weird cheering sound whenever you type /respec, even when you don't have any respecs available.
Made an alt named:
'Last Man on Earth'.
Was quickly told that I wouldn't be dated even if I was the Last Man on Earth.
Deleted.
@Kyuu
A civilian lets an Outcast have her purse so she can come to your rescue.
"And in this moment, I will not run.
It is my place to stand.
We few shall carry hope
Within our bloodied hands."
You hit the debt cap at lvl 6.
There's a note by the register at Image Inc. "Do not take checks from $name".
A new badge comes out, "Defeat $name 100 times."
Mobs can get that badge too.
You get Ouroboros mission "Go back to Outbreak to find out who is undoing your work". You arrive to find Statesman, Mender Silos, and Rularuu.
The Mediporter sends you to Grandville. If you're a villain, it sends you to Steel instead.
The first power of your secondary is Absorption.
When the well of furies goes "I got nothing."
When a Rikti Monkey is a archvillain class against you.
When you make Libs/Kalinda facepalm
When you set off your own traps.
When your mastermind fights for your minion
After running what seems like an extremely large amount of missions the contact finally gives you a cell phone number.. The first time you try to use it you discover its the pay phone in the men's room of the Donut shop in Faultline.
As you approach the end of the first part of the tutorial in the devastated Galaxy City Blue Spectrum refuses to take any of your powers. "Thanks dude but I'd rather just lay here until the next guy comes along"
During the spring event in Pocket D a team leader picks the desperate guy that uses really bad pick up lines over you.
�We�re always the good guys. In D&D, we�re lawful good. In City of Heroes we�re the heroes. In Grand Theft Auto we pay the prostitutes promptly and never hit them with a bat.� � Leonard
�Those women are prostitutes? You said they were raising money for stem cell research!� � Sheldon
When idling, they curl up into a ball and whimper instead of posing dramatically.