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OMG! It had to happen. The game that had commercials with Mr. T and Ozzy Osbourne now has one with Chuck Norris. And it actually uses some of the classic lines.
"Chuck Norris is a hunter, but Chuck Norris does not 'hunt', because 'hunting' implies the possibility of failure."
"There are 10 millions players in ###, because Chuck Norris allows them to live."

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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Originally Posted by Ironblade View Post
OMG! It had to happen. The game that had commercials with Mr. T and Ozzy Osbourne now has one with Chuck Norris. And it actually uses some of the classic lines.
"Chuck Norris is a hunter, but Chuck Norris does not 'hunt', because 'hunting' implies the possibility of failure."
"There are 10 millions players in ###, because Chuck Norris allows them to live."

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It would have been a good advertising campaign four years ago. Now it's just kind of...meh.


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The one with the woman that started playing because her boyfriend bought it for her is horrible. She comes off...not very well...in it. Sure wouldn't make me want to buy/play it.



 

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Originally Posted by Ironblade View Post
OMG! It had to happen. The game that had commercials with Mr. T and Ozzy Osbourne now has one with Chuck Norris. And it actually uses some of the classic lines.
"Chuck Norris is a hunter, but Chuck Norris does not 'hunt', because 'hunting' implies the possibility of failure."
"There are 10 millions players in ###, because Chuck Norris allows them to live."

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i agree, it was totally awesome and hilarious

chuck norris jokes are still the best lol


 

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It's a shame that it's an advertisement for 'the game that shall not be named' because it really is an awesome commercial.


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Twas very funny.

However I still love to watch the "I'm a Hero. I'm a villain" videos.

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Um... It's actually ok to say World of Warcraft now. Still no compare contrast but you can do things like mention the commercial or that they have a pug pet.


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I think Ive seen commercials for DCU, has CoX ever done any? Someone told me itd be too expensive, but if it gets people to try the game, seems like itd be worth it.


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I think Ive seen commercials for DCU, has CoX ever done any? Someone told me itd be too expensive, but if it gets people to try the game, seems like itd be worth it.
tv, no, they are stupidly expensive. there were some very funny ads of "im a hero, im a villain" that spoofed the mac/pc ads. also, for the topic, i dunno, chuck would have been out of place in that game since they didnt have a martial artist class.


 

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Originally Posted by Frosty_Femme View Post
It would have been a good advertising campaign four years ago. Now it's just kind of...meh.
Nope. Wouldn't even have been good years ago. Because the Chuck Norris meme was never even remotely funny. Period.


So sick of it.


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Nope. Wouldn't even have been good years ago. Because the Chuck Norris meme was never even remotely funny. Period.


So sick of it.
Chuck norris doesnt believe in gun control, but guns believe in Chuck Norris control.

Sorry man...couldnt help myself


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In Soviet Russia...

Chuck Norris still roundhouse kicks you.




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Nemesis believes it is all a Chuck Norris plot.
Chuck Norris doesn't plot. He Kills!


 

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Originally Posted by Ironblade View Post
"There are 10 millions players in ###, because Chuck Norris allows them to live."
I guess next they'll have Shatner sing a song about that game.


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Nope. Wouldn't even have been good years ago. Because the Chuck Norris meme was never even remotely funny. Period.


So sick of it.
Let's just say that we disagree on the funniness of the meme. This way, I can survive when Chuck comes along and takes you out.



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Originally Posted by Lothic View Post
I guess next they'll have Shatner sing a song about that game.
Isn't there already one with Shatner?

Edit: There is. He's a Shaman. I won't link it for obvious reasons but you know where to find it.


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Let's just say that we disagree on the funniness of the meme. This way, I can survive when Chuck comes along and takes you out.
lol


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Chuck Norris exists because Bruce Willis allows him to.


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Originally Posted by Psynder13 View Post
Chuck Norris exists because Bruce Campbell allows him to.
Fixed.


 

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Before there was Chuck Norris, there was.... BURGER KING.


 

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Originally Posted by Quasadu View Post
Isn't there already one with Shatner?

Edit: There is. He's a Shaman. I won't link it for obvious reasons but you know where to find it.
theres also a mr t and ozzie ozborne wow commercials, but havent seen them in a few years


 

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A pug pet!?! On your avatar?!?


 

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A pug pet!?! On your avatar?!?
Google perky pug



Also, Chuck Norris and Bruce Campbell have agreed to never fight because if Chuck were to land a kick on Bruce's jaw the universe would implode.


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I actually hate the whole Chuck Norris meme/jokes that go about, maybe because it's become so overdone, but for this ad, it makes them funny.


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