Congratulations!

You've just recieved immense power of the reality warping kind and I don't means just locally, you're an A-grade, cosmic level reality warp capable of shaping the very universe to your whim.

Anything you can think of can be popped into existence, you're pretty much a Deity.

Now keeping things on a vastly smaller scale than you current power cosmic enables to, what would you do with Earth?

I don't mean in an end all hunger and suffering kind of way, sure you CAN do that and I think the planet of Earth would be very grateful for that but that's an easy task for you, a mere wave of your universe warping hand and poof! There goes all world hunger, diseases, general human stupidity and other factors, the world is at peace.

So yes, while to be fair that would be pretty high if not the first thing on my agenda list, You've got the rest of FOREVER to do things in, you're an immortal cosmic being, you've got more things you can do with Earth than just that.

Me?

Bam! Mars has an atmosphere breathable to humans.

Bam! It has water, plants, animals and everything else that go with making a planet hospitable.

Bam! It now forms the words 'A Wizard did it' through mountains and gulleys on one side of Mars which are visable from Earth (not by the naked eye but you look at Mars through a telescope, you see that message).

Bam! It's now also populated by a race of sentient Giant Spiders that are quite friendly and want to know why we keep dumping things on their planet, they don't mean to complain but you just drove the Mars Rover through Jesse's kitchen and it's making a mess, perhaps we could talk about this?

The moon would become the giant head from Zardoz, it doesn't do anything special, it's still just a big ball of rock but it's a giant stone head floating in space, looking down on Earth, judging you with it's cold stone eyes.

The Large Hadron collider? When that fired up it actually ripped open a portal in space and time to a Dimension where Kittens become the dominant species (not Cats, Kittens) and live in a society similar to ours though you status is ordained by the size of the hat you wear...

...oh and the Kittens have power armour and eye lasers but don't worry, they're friendly and willing to share Kitten based technology with us.

So now that I've finished screwing around with Earth, instituted the aformentioned changes, made the world at peace, lets say it wasn't me, who hasn't sleep in a long while but sensible you, yes you.

What would you do, would you be benevolent and kind, evil and tyrannical or somewhere inbetween?

The very universe is yours to twist to your whim...

Bam! a double beef burrito at the perfect temperature. And a lightsaber.

First I would make it so that all of the comic book universes have consistent continuity.
Then I would make it so that anyone who really screws up is not just fired from their job, but fired from a cannon. Then I would do all the usual stuff, you know, eliminate war, disease, hunger and the like. Also I would make it so that shaved coconut had never been invented.

I would probably topple human civilization, just out of spite.

Sure I'd eventually start a new one to replace the old one, but a few years in the stone age might do us some good. Re-learn to appreciate what we've got.

@Oathbound & @Oathbound Too

First I make my presence known, and I let people know that if you attempt to do anything wrong, such as steal, murder, PANCAKEPANCAKEPANCAKEPANCAKE, kidnap, embezzle, deal drugs, etc.. etc, I will destory or ruin you. Next I will pretty much eliminate organized religon across the globe. Then the rest is just a matter of horsewhipping the population into being nice to each other, or else and maybe do a good deed here and there.

Was I in Cleveland when this happened?

I'd put a Lorax in every forest.

I'd see what was happening in the Universe Next Door and invent that universe if it didn't actually exist.

I'd time travel and become John Titor.

I'd leave the Earth to its own devices and go out and see what's up in the other eleventy-billion galaxies out there.

Firstly, I'd probably not do anything far reaching. I'd probably do a bit of body modifications, go have fun, and then accomplish some dreams using the powers to make up for some downfall that keeps me from doing them without it.

Once I've lived a decent life like that I'd probably do a bit of political philosophic study bring several people back from the dead to help figure out how to run a new government, working out the details of a system that I've already got in my head. Next I'd call a meeting of all the heads of state and demand they work with me to help advance humanity or be isolated and left behind... and then i'd start working on expanding out into space and exploring space.

Vertrauen nichts, Alles Zerstören
Trust Nothing, Destroy Everything



bam. Second big bang.

Bam! Big Bang v2

ooh even more fun
Bam: Everything you know is wrong

I don't think I'd do anything far-reaching. I'd probably travel. The world, not the universe. I'd do smaller things as I travel - fill local food banks to the brim. Give money/food to those in need that I happen to come across. etc.

i would prolly form 2 black holes, one on either side of the sun about where mercury is just to see what would happen lol

Easy, I get a Green Lantern Ring and my high school girlfriend begs me to take her back then her and my wife have a clothes ripping brawl.

Proabbly give everyone invlunerability and becoming free from disease/disability. And make it so they lose those benefits if they do anything that hurts someone else. Oh, and if you have lost the benefits, then you don't count for the 'hurts someone else' clause.

After that, probably set up parrallel universes based on fiction (a Marvel Universe, DC Universe etc...) and see what happens in them.

Two words.


Infinity Gauntlet.

I think I'd make a few nearby backup copies of the solar system, complete with all the people and no clear indicator which was the original. Then I'd make sure that each one picked up some stray signals from at least one of the the others (nothing clear, just enough to tell humankind that they weren't alone out there).

Then, assuming I had the willpower, I'd wink myself out of existance before I caused some *real* damage with my next random impulse.

You know what the bad thing about being a supreme being would be......

Being in control every second of every day for the rest of my immortal existence....... maybe I could do it, but if I slipped up even a little bit....

Too much, not enough, screw with physics, travel around the world as a trickster god because i can.

Warmup:
Cures for cancer (and other major diseases, MD, MS, etc,) appear on every computer, every website, simultaneously. Areas without them get the cures printed in their own language and delivered to their door. Nobody can claim credit, it's just there. (With a side note, "No, this is not from the deity of your religion, if you have one.")

General planetary cleanup - while putting a feeling of guilt for ever letting things have gotten that bad into every human being, and a drive to not let it happen again.

Then, just go exploring. Check out a black hole and some planetary nebulae. Check out some of the planetary systems we've discovered. Go see if the Great Voids really are that empty. If so, put a Starbucks in the middle, just to screw with people.

Create actual Kheldians. Have them visit Earth. No Kheld war, no nictus, etc. Just make them intergalactic tourists.

Create a way for any sentient being to experience the universe as music.

Come back to Earth. For a week or so, screw with particle physicists. Any particle collision they do results in the creation of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Watch them try to explain it.

Create spaghetti trees while I'm at it.

Honestly, I'd spend most of my time exploring. The universe is awfully big. I doubt I'd get bored too fast.

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Global immortality, invulnerability and wisdom, and global healing, don't want anyone stuck with amputations or debilitating injuries/diseases. Oh, the ability to choose how old you want to be, but only after you're 18 or so. Don't want any 40 year old toddlers (as funny as it *might* be).

Then make the planet 3x the size for population, perhaps another Earth nearby with an easy way to travel to it.

Then go on a personal search to see if there's life on other planets, become disappointed because either it doesn't exist or is too far away from Earth.

Make a species entirely made out of me on Mars. Find that boring and make them out of supermodels instead. Find that even more boring and just go back to Earth to live a long and happy life. Till I get bored and decide to change smaller details which can effect the bigger picture. Maybe actual Superheroes and Supervillains?